"Five-Finger Discount"
Take from my funds
All of this is mine
You didn’t help me once
You laughed like I was out of line
Sorry, you “snickered,” BFD
Feels good to be able to read
And UNDERSTAND what everything means
I’m a lot quicker now than I seem
Don’t try and stick your hand in the jar
I know how much I make, hell, every penny counts
Just because you’re my father
Does NOT mean you get a five-finger discount
You may be smarter
But that’s only because you’re older
Distancing myself farther
My knowledge proves I’m bolder
I’m more mature than you
I admit when it’s my fault
Even when you’re caught
It’s never on you
Take the blame - Damn you
Recommend your thoughts
I doubt I’ll take your advice
You always ‘know what’s best' for me
But again, you’re always right
Sure, you know you heard me
The first time, there are no repeats
Thank you for NOTHING
All you did was friggin'
Make me feel worthless
Sorry, you don’t come first, prick
Spoken:
Whatchu think of that?
Yeah, unhuh. That's what I thought.