"Grandpaw"
Waiting for somebody to move
‘Cause I don’t know when to
At a stop light in death grip stance
Hoping to not be thought less important
Discount at buffets
Visit kids on lazy days
Special homes to live in
People around me, always shiv’rin’
Slower than molasses
Yes, I own glasses
But they’re for reading
‘Cause I can’t be caught speeding
Cadillacs and golfing
Packing cigars and smoking
I’m gonna die anyhow
Might as well be loungin’
I hear too much
“Hey grandpa, move your butt”
On the road, I feel old
But at home, I’m young again
Maybe ‘cause I’m restin’
I get strange looks
‘Cause of my blonde hair
I could go down in books
As the most harmless bear
