"Lonely Cow"
The others are jealous
That I’m over-zealous
Necessary differences scare the competition
I’m aware of your problems with women
Doubt you’re the only
But you promise, and ya vow
You’d rather be a lonely cow
Don’t utter my name
Among the wood-restrained
Just keep to yourself, stay kind
You’ll find others that cross the line
Going by another appellation
Threatening the Appalachians
Won’t be safe once you’ve found
One who deserves that crown
