"Pretentious A**hole"
Best dad in the world
You are oh so pompous
Best call me sir, girl
Egocentric, self-important
Pretentious a**hole
So you take me out for ice cream
That doesn’t make you the best
You have to ask of the unseen
To complete and pass the test
I told people of your habits
Told them exactly what ya did
You need to know you’re expected
To love me ‘cause of kin
And you’ll be subjected
To know what’s goin’ on
Know how the tale ends
Battered, broken, or bruised
The rules you may not bend
I’m your son, I’m your friend
I’m your smile, your ambivalence
We think the same way
But never to this day
Will I hit the woman I love
Ever I say, ever – never
Will I throw in the glove
It’s just not worth it
