"Suddenly-Known-Ville"
Your like-ability factor just rose
You care what everyone thinks
Your life revolves around those
People who’d drop you before they thought twice
Kill me for being honest and sincere
‘Cause lying to you and boosting your morale
Is not something I’m obliged to do
Why do you care if they like you?
How do you know if they do?
Does somebody come out of nowhere
And place you on a map in suddenly-known-ville?
They’d wipe their crack with you
And you’d still back them up
I’d be your friend, too
If I could poo on your face
And you’d clean it for me
Come on and buy me a beer
I think you’re cool after all
But then I’ll throw you away
‘Cause that’s what they told me to do
Let me drive your car
Let me date your girl
You can have my class ring
And shove it up there until you hurl
You suck but I think you’re cool
I can push you around
To make my life seem so much more interesting
Here hold this for me while I get the cops
“FRIEND”: “Yea, he’s right there, he’s the one”
COP: “You have the right to remain silent, son”
“YOU”: “It wasn’t me”
COP: “You’re comin’ with me, you’ve had your fun”
And you still think it was all worth it
When in the back of your head you know
That you got caught up in a low blow
You got a bad rap for trying too hard
You’d do better in the army
Sucking up to your Sarge
