"The Worst Case (Of The Blues)"
Let me wash off the pain
I beg that you stay sane
When I tell you the news
I’ve got the worst case
…Of the blues
Don’t jump down my throat
Please ask before you take
Write me down as a joke
Almost as easy as cake
The color I like is what I got
The woman I love, however, is not
She’s not depressed or needy
Taking up your time, I feel greedy
Someone please just cure my disease
I need to go to one of those meetings
I long for someone to haunt me
Couldn’t you be a little disarming?
Can’t decide on who I want to choose
To give the next set of the blues
Can’t decide if I want to have them for myself
There ain’t a way to bottle’em and put’em on a shelf?
