"(Until We) Hit The Sand"
I’ll swim the deepest oceans
I’ll do anything to show ya
That I love ya thin or thick
Atlantic, Indian, Arctic, or the Pacific
Which do you choose?
Which one do you want me to
Drain, move, or spread wide
I’ll do it all for you, if you’ll ride
On my boat and ya just gotta wiggle
And do it the best you can
Make the water splash and trickle
Down your body until we hit the sand
Steer the ship and get a nice tan
Open the sail, follow out the plan
You’re here, just like me to rekindle
Our love as the time just dwindles
Away into oblivion, it’s unseen
How you always leave me feemin’
For more and more of you, good lord
And I’m sad when I see the shore
But while you’re on my boat, ya gotta wiggle
And ya do it the best you can
Makin’ the water splash and trickle
All down your body until we hit the sand
Up and down, the way you feel free
To do each and exactly
Everything and I ask in glee
You’ll do it all for me
Until we hit the sand, I’ll be your lover
After that, I’ll be your man and every other
Thing you ask for me to be
And I respond with, “absolutely”
(as long as…)