I will be making a weekly page dedicated to Anabolex.com and its crew of loyal followers.
Willing JP and Flex have the skin to take a little joke if they are big tuff guys it should not bother them.
Jokes of Anabolex Issue 1
Issue: March 17-24 2002
INTERVIEW WITH BIG WILL
Diesel- Welcome Big Will have a seat
B.W.- Why thanks Diesel props to your new site im glad to be here.
Diesel- DAMN!
B.W.- Shit sorry bro didnt mean to spill the Mcflurry
on your carpet.
Diesel- Errr its ok bro brb gotta grab carpet cleaner and towel.
Diesel- Ok ok I saved the carpet no stain there, so lets start.
Diesel- First Big Will do you mind sitting on the floor, the legs on my titanium steel chair are starting to buckle due to your massive size.
B.W.- No problem. ( 10 minutes pass) Ok done. Comfortable carpet I might add.
Diesel- Ok first question how long have you been training B.W.?
B.W.- My whole life, I even remember my happy meal days.
Diesel- So it took your whole life to get this size?
B.W.- Id say so. You know the sign on Mickeys D's that says billions and billions served. Im proud to say Im responsible for one billion of those billions. (B.W. laughs)
Diesel- So eating at Mc Donald's is responsible for your size?
B.W.- Yes of course. 25 Burgers a day, 7 Big Macs, dozen or so apple pies, dozen super size fries. etc
Diesel- DAMN what the holy hell is that smell.
B.W.- Sorry I let out a silent killer.
Diesel- Bro could we continue this later something came up I gotta run.
B.W.- Sure no prob
End Interview (After opening all the windows and a can or so of air freshener I was able to go back in my office after 2 hours. Big Will do something about the gas bro!!!!)
Reply Column
Here I reply to some of your comments on my previous Anabolex threads.
BBer: He must have no life, to create a site like that, go through the trouble of putting it up and wasting all of his time. Probably an unemployed cat.
REPLY: Actually I have a life. Seems you spend alot of time on Anabolex kinda hypocritcal dont you think?
I also have a job but there is something called a weekend I dont work on those. Making these pages doesnt take to much time either. About as much time as it takes you to put on your skirt and high heels.
J.P. (beloved moderator)
I would ban this guys ass....
but you gotta admit..... its freek'n hillarious.
The guy is either......
extremely funny
extremely stupid
or a total jackass
I cant tell which. But its entertainment for now.
REPLY: JP I am extremely funny thanks for the compliment. Though I think you should change the other two to extremely talented and extremely pimpified.
Wolverine: Holy shit that is funny. I don't know which is more sad, the website pics or the fact that this guy has so little of a life he needs to do this.
REPLY: I have a life, you spend alot of time on Anabolex so should I assume you have no life too? Your logic is flawed. I dont work or train seven days a week I dont know many people who do so I have free time.
Well I guess some of the Anabolexs bros were jealous they had no pic posted. So last night a few more of you guys had the balls to email me your pics and comments so here goes.
And our first special guy in this issue is stormfront! He told me he wanted someone to take a pic of his face while doing a deadlift so he could show all you guys the intensity he uses. Well this was the pic. BTW he was deadlifting 200lbs
stormfront
Next up. Jip& Mr LuCiFa !!
Jip on the left and Lucifa the right. These guys sent a pic of them at spring break 2001 at Cancun. They both got totally fucked up and actually according to them never got laid that week. Better luck next time bros.
jip & Mr LuCiFa
No not even the moderators are immune to jealousy. JP immediately sent me his pic in sayin he being a moderator demanded me to post his picture or id receive a immediate ban. So i had to comply. Here he is before a hot date. Honestly. The last time I saw someone that pale and bloated in a tuxedo, he was lying in a box.
JP (Moderator)
Mr_Iowa sent in his picture too. Here he is with the routine I caught one this big lie. Except he was saying his pecker gets that big. uh huh right. Mr iowa you should have used Photo Shop to increase the size of something if you were gonna lie. tisk tisk
Mr_Iowa
Cleav22 next in line. Wait cleav, cleav, CLEAVAGE oh now I get it. The name suits you well my friend.
cleav22
Well my friends this concludes this weeks issue of The Jokes of Anabolex. Next weeks issue will feature a interview with Wolverine. See ya then.
