The Official Yoda Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, all about Yoda this site is, REAL YODA. Awesome this site is. Dan my name is and stop thinking about Yoda I can't. Cool this guy is; and by cool, sweet I totally mean.
Facts:
1. Mammal Yoda is.
2. Yoda weird grammar uses ALL the time.
3. To flip out is the purpose of the Yoda and really strange grammar use.
Weapons and gear:
Lightsabre Book of Grammar
Yoda Outfit
Testimonial:
Yoda anyone he wants can talk to! Yoda ALL the time uses his l33t grammar skillz and think twice about it doesn't even. So crazy and awesome this guy is that flips out ALL the time he does. There was this Yoda I heard who eating at a diner was, on Dagobar. And when a grammar whore some dude called him, killed the whole town he did. My friend Chewbacca said that Yoda totally uppercut some kid he saw, just because conjugated the wrong verb did he.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If REAL Ultimate Power you don't believe that Yoda has, a life right now you better get or your head off he will chop!!! An easy choice it is, if you ask me.
Sooooooooooo sweet Yoda is that to crap my pants I want. Can't believe it sometimes I, but feel it inside my heart I do. Totally awesome this guy is and a fact that is. Fast Yoda is, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. Jedi training next year I can't wait to start. With all of my body Yoda I love (my pee pee including).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Yoda?
A: The ultimate paradox Yoda is. On the one hand love to use odd grammar does he, but on the other hand, grammatically correct everything he says is.
Q: I heard that always cruel or mean Yoda is. What's his problem?
A: A total liar whoever told you that is. Just like other mammals, be mean Yoda can OR totally awesome.
Q: What does Yoda do when speaking weird grammar he's not or with lightsabres fighting?
A: Spent reading most of his free time is, but sings sometimes he. (Ask Obi-Wan if you don't believe me.)
A picture of my best friend Luke showing off this is.
A lot younger than me he is and great things with a lightsabre he can do,
bragable which is.
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