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Marry had a Little Lamb, The Doctor Fainted. |
Marry had a Little Lamb, It was very tasty. |
| One day Dick and Sally were left alone to finish a project for school. They went up to Sally's bedroom. One thing led to another... and they finished the project. |
Student: HEY TEACHER! Teacher: Yes, John? Student: I CAN'T WORK IN CLASS TODAY! Teacher: And why is that, John? Student: I HAVE LARYNGITIS! |
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Bob has season tickets for baseball and one night he goes to the stadium and gets a hot dog at a hot dog stand. It was the best hot dog he has ever eaten in his life. The next day he buys tickets to a football game at the stadium just so he can get a hot dog from that hot dog stand again. But when he arrives there is a guy selling hats instead. "Where is the hot dog stand that was here?" Bob asks the Hat Seller. "Oh, It was a "one night stand" (co-creator-Casey Johnson) |
Q: What do you get when you cross a Pirate and box of Rice Krispies? A: A cereal that, when you pour milk on it says, "Arrrrrrr... matey." |
