Poop
Have you ever dreamed about being out side and it was raining poop. I heard in the news that if you dream about poop your 80% unlikly to create violence. Isnt that the stupidest thing you ever heard? Well it was in the taploids...
Poop is so amazing, the way food packs together to make a brown substance, and everyone does it! Even super heros have to goto the bathroom once in a while... Which brings me to my subject. If you were a peice of poop how would you like it if you got flushed down into a suptic tank? I bet you wouldnt, we'll what if you were a man that fell into a suptic tank, a mad scientist eat radio active chemicals, and pooped it out into the tolite, were it went into the tank, and hit you on the head. Then you become: Poop-active!
You feel pain when a poop gets flushed, when people wash the poop off thier hands with soap, you must end this terrior!!! So you go around destroying tolites with dinomite, but thats not enogh, one house never will stop "flushing" so you go their, where you meet your arch-nemmisis for ther first time, THE EVIL FLUSHER.
He will never stop flushing, and the only way to stop him is meet your wife, and have a child. Your child, "poop Jr." goes with you to stop flushes, and your wife had enogh, one day you got home and saw her cheating on you! She was with a tolite, flushing over and over. So you do the only senseable thing, kill her. Now the government is after you, and your forced to live in the sewer, with your son.
What would come? You must stop the flusher... And keep destroying tolites, you must READ THE MR. POOP COMIC STRIPS! Made specialy by me, "its tolite crushing" "Romantic" "Smelly" -Siskil and ebert. (they did not really say that) I made it, and its coming soon, so send me an e-mail and ill send you a new comic every week! (this offer will not apply until i get a hold of my brothers scanner) And soon you can read them here!
(The mr. poop comic strips are tottaly fucked, yhis is a warning of gross things. If you copy write it youll be finned 1,000 dollars, or in other wards, please copy write it!)
If you take the link below, youll be sent to the poop maker, where you disin your own poop. (the picture above was made there) If you look theres no way to goto Mr. Poop funny comic strips, my brother has a scanner and i will use it as soon as possible. (this site was not intended for children)
Make your own poop here!
Dress up mr poopy!
