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The NESTLE NINJA CLAN is soft, melting to invisibility among the others in the human institution. They endure the pain, drudgery, and utter desolation of life to infiltrate their said target. With nerves of triple plated steel ice, they move unsensed toward said target. A scentless divine hammer or immenent justice. We are trained to defeat the sorceress, but what that means is not known. This webpage is the only worldly protrusion of NESTLE on a commercial level. In matters involving public affairs and dealings, all actions taken will be under one of several aliases, which will be easily divined by those of proper authorization. The NNC, now on standby to complete our primary objectives, is still accepting clients for our meta-troubleshooting team (I suggest bribery involving marijuana and/or chocolate milk). Any organization with such grand designs must, by nature, have a driving passionate end which its followers use to fuel their zealot rage. Ours is devastatingly simple, and quite brilliant if I do say so myself. NESTLE will make you LAUGH!!
Terms of Acceptance Into Clan
Paths of Enlightenment
Advanced Study
Levels of Achievement
Pledge Yourself to Nestle
You'll Need These to Succeed
The Coffee and Donuts of Ninjutsu
The Ulitmate Nestle Plan
NESTLE Organizational Information
Foe Cuss Now
Crazy psycobabble from the cover of my 2nd online album
More NNC background
Rant 1.1
Important Stuff
Avoid Dark Thoughts!
