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Nurses R.N. L.P.N. C.N.A. Nursing
Assistants
All Welcome... Jokes from nurses for
nurses about
nursing.
1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in
the
refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the
freezer it took
too much skin off.

2) Patient: "Nurse, I just swallowed my
pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the
mouth"

3) You know you are a nurse when
discussing
dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems
perfectly
normal.
You know you are a nurse when you
compliment a
complete stranger on his veins.
You know you are a nurse when you
find yourself
betting on someone's alcohol level.
You know you are a nurse when you
know that K-Y
jelly is optional.
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