Yep. This is where I keep the lil monsters I created with THE MACHINE. I must admit they're not only MY mistakes. I can't work alone. I get too lonely *hugs himself*

Anyway, Igor is my lil partner at crime. Some of them were created by Igor and I a few years ago. They're the lethal ones. The ones spawned a few months ago only cause this weird disease called 'Violent Hatred Towards Stupid Foreigns Who Insist on Writing Fanfics In English Just to Piss People Off' Yeah. It can only be cured by going to the links posted in the Real Doctors section of this Lab.

But you're the lucky ones, We, the writers get the 'Lack of Humour and Talent and Decent Spelling' disease. And that one is permanent.

Igor will be your guide and faithful companion in this horrible journey...follow him...