Hullo! My name is Momma Chewzy, n im here to give you
some very important facts of life. Listen (um, read?)
closely so you dont have to learn them the hard way.
1.) when people are having money troubles,
DONT GIVE THEM MONEY!!! If they could handle
it properly, y do u think they dont have any?
give them support, and long-lasting things like
a good job or help them find an apartment or something.
2.) when you lend people money, dont expect to get it back. So dont lend enought that it
would hurt you if you never saw it again.
3.) People that break promises dont tend to keep them
in the future.
4.) If you loose something, assume its gone forever,
because then getting it back will be
like getting a present and you wont lie awake at night
thinking about where you havent looked.
5.)If someone is giving really vague answers to your questions,
they probably have no idea what the hell your
talking about.
6.) If you have no idea what the hell someone is talking about, give vague answers to their questions.
7.) Free doesnt always mean you dont have to pay for it
8.)Everyones so busy worrying that someone
saw them do something emberassing that they probably
didnt even see you trip over that palm tree.
9.)hopeless romantics have the highest divorce rate, dont romantiscize
yourself into the arms of an alchoholic psycopath.
10.) If they dont call you by your name, you need to say it
because theyve probably forgotten.
11.) If its borken, and you can live without it, walk away.
12.)If you ever hire a restoration company, they will try
to take you for every penny youve got.
dont let them charge you 150 to fix a 75 dollar vcr.
13.) In a fire, the only important thing is getting out.
In the end, you can live without anything in there.
14.) sometimes learning to swallow your pride is more important
than winning every argument. Especially when it results
in losing someone.
15.)If you need to close a door with someone, do it yourself.
some relationships need to be ended.
16.) you cant save everyone. There are some people that just cant be helped.
17.) Puppies and kittens grow up, SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS!!!!
18.) You cant carry your whole world and not fall over a few times.
19.) Spontaneous falling is a real problem, especially among girl with 6 inch heels...
20.)When the instructor says, begin to stop,
dont slam on the brakes.
21.)Drive on the RIGHT side of the road.
22.)little kids playing will ALWAYS run in front of student drivers.
23.)Starting the car is not like unlocking a door.
24.)People will always park their honda civics in the worst possible
places at a vision-blocked left turn
25.)You can tell a new driver by a death grip on the wheel.
26.) THE LEFT TURN LANE IS NOT THEIR FOR YOUR MAKE-UP
REAPPLICATION CONVENIENCE!!!!!
27.)The facts of life are countless, hard to learn,
and easy to forget.
DONT WORRY BE HAPPY!!!! :):):):):)
