Saturday, March 16, 2002
Ive decided im a sufferer of SFD, spontaneous falling disease. I mean im just walking along minding my own business whan SPLAT!!! Im on the floor. Whats up with that? And another thing, how come 'great literature' is always so dang boring and the fun stuff is frowned upon? I can say a big word no one knows every other phrase and it doesnt make me smart.
EXAMPLE-
(1.)trash- Hey how are you? I went to school today and it sucked.
(2.)GREAT LIT- Good day my humble aquaintance! How is it that you are feeling upon this handsome day we have? For I have attended the place of my education upon this morn and found it not at all to my particular liking.
NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT!!! IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE!!! what acn we learn from this? If you ever have an english assignment use large words and repeat yourself many times with different phrases and youll get a nice shiny A, dont and its trash. ok, im done. I have nothing against reading, in fact im gonna go do it right now.
Monday, March 18 2002
If it weren't for that little thingy in the clock id never know the date. Piece of advice for the day- never wear neon colored bras to a place with blacklights. Trust me.Um, gee today sure was interesting. Ok ill tell you a joke...
Ok so U know Ghandi, well he always walks barefoot and has a lot of callouses, and hes always fasting so hes really frail. And for some reason he has bad breath, so that makes him a (this is so bad its funny) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis!!! HAHAHAHA!!! ok so maybe its not that funny.
Tuesday March 19 02
Aloha. Its raining, but rain is cool. unless theirs ligthning, thats sum scary shitake mushroom action you got goin on there. Guess what i was thinking just now? "Im cold" WOW an insight into my mind. Arent u happy. If u reading this you have no life cuz its totally non interesting. ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!! Birthdays r cool. Brrrr. Im cold!! AHHH LIGHTINING!!! I hope my pc doesnt explode. Why in the heck do they call it a mouse? What the hey? ok im done. G2G.
BYE!!!
Thursday, March 21 2002
You know whats not cool? Being in love with other peoples boyfriends, or people they have crushes on. Especially tall gorgeous ones....*sigh*....anywayz. I am so bored im gonna cry. not really im doing HMWK gasp. well actually im not. You knw what? Ur cool. know why? Cuz ur reading MY website. You are my hommie, now. Your one of da squirrel possey yo. It r0xerz ur b0xerz. LoL. The simpsons is on!! GO SIMPSONS!!! Lol funny story time:
One time my friend Cedrick asked me to get him a coke so me n my friend went to get him one and we had some for us too and we put coffe creamer in his but it started fizzing and foaming up so i tried to scoop the foam off and then it was chunky so i stirred it and it foamed etc. etc. and while i was doing this i didnt notice i was headingg straight for a curb and i hit it and flew into the air and landed in this huge gutter full of leaves and blood was running down my leg+head and my ankle hurt like shittake mushrooms but me and my friend were just rolling on the floor laughing our azzes off while i was sitting by a puddle of coffe cream coke holding an empty cup. lol, all these people were passing us with weird looks on their faces it was great. Then she helped me into the dorm and i was still laughing hysterically while bleeding and limping down the halls to the bathroom with all my people following me all worried that id lost it. That was almost as great as illegaly swimming in the giant fountain at the front of the campus, lol.This is my flower for today:
Luv ya!
Sat. 23
Hullo. Im thinking about throwing away all my stuff n living by a pond like thoreau. Ponds are pretty neato, especially those ones with the pretty lil fishies. fishy fishy fishy! fishy fish fishy! ive always wanted a goldfish. If i had a goldfish i would name it Sunflower. i wonder if u can pet goldfish. i wonder if they like to be petted, or if they care. Doodle doodle doo. ok im bored.
WORD OF THE DAY:
*Puhf. (p-ff) bored/sad/depressed/frustrated
thats more of a sound than a word. o well. I love smashing pumpkins! It would suck to be a pumpkin. ur all happy and orange 364 days and then all the sudden BAM!!!! Its labotomy time. Some wacko sticks a knife in ur head and rips out ur brains. That would suck. ok i gotttttaaaa gooo.
April 20, 02 hey peeeps whats up. I have been veeeery veeeery sick this week. not a fun thing. And i did really bad on my geom exam..... n it was all this obvious stuff so i felt really stupid! O well.... NE WAYZ..If u go hang out in front of a movie theater at 9-10 there is some serious guy scoping to be done. we found these three hot guys who let us photo-shoot them with our digi-cam until the store lady kicked us out because we might BE STEALING MERCHANDISE IDEAS!!! even though there was...NONE in the picture.. but ok. Well they were hot ne way n we got one decent pic *if ur reading this call me! ha ha jk* I am so super shy it was really scary but hot guys are actually really nice if you approach them especially if someone in your group has a...um... *cough* big personality. then theyre especially friendly... guys are so funny! And cute too.... *sigh*Why are losers attracted to me? i swear its insane! Its like theres some low beep coming from me that only dorks can hear. Ha Ha, my exes. There were some real stand up guys.... But anywayz enuff bout my pathetic love life!!! :) shout out to my bff whitney! hey batbee! lol i love when stuff gives you stupid directions. Do not use hairdryer while sleeping! lol ! But thats when it works the best! ok well i g2g luv u who ever is bored enuff 2 read this!!! but b4 i go, who is lazy enough to abbreviate the word to with 2? its just one letter! well prolly me seeing as i just did it... o well! Byez
HEY!!!! Its summer. o ya...its june 14th. 11 16 pm. WOW!!! Omg the laziness is unbelievable..its so awesome. I got my permit and started my driving lessons. IT SUCKS!!! I think my instructor blew a fuse somewhere along the way.... he was making up songs and calling me "a good chelsea-chelsea". Starting a car isnt like unlocking a door, your not supposed to take the key out when its started lol. The things i do when im nervous..... Oh ya! and its not such a good idea to drive on the left side of the road....or stop 100 feet BEFORE the stop sign.... or press in the accelerator instead of the break.... or forget where the turn signal is an take your eyes off the road long enough to get very close to someones new honda civic while your looking for it....or repeat "holy crap" over and over during a drving test. Just thought id share with ya for 'future reference'. Watermelon is really gross without salt on it. also for your future reference. What IS salt? Isnt it like... evaporated ocean? so everytime i use salt im pouring the ocean on my food? is there fish poop in there? i could be eating a piece of jaws! Or jaws jr.! Or some guys leg! OR WILSON THE VOLLEYBALL!!!!!!! i dont want to eat wilson. I cried for him in the movie. I DONT SEE WHY HE COULDNT HAVE JUST GRABBED IT!!! IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!! WILSON!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Ok psychotic hallucinations now over. Why is no one on at 1130? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? this is prime net surfage time. plus i moved the comp into my bros room so i have it 24 hours a day cuz its not in my parents room anymore! MUA HA HA! Ok this janis joplin poster is staring at me. ok its seriously giving me the creeps. Her mouth is open and it looks like shes going to eat me. ok i think the hallucinations r coming back...im gonna go crash.
~Chewzy
EarthQuake
DEEP THOUGHTS- (1.) Whatever happened to sporks? I think they should make a comeback.
(2.) Why does html have to be so darned confusing? instead of < B R > (spaces so it doesnt work and dissapear) to make an 'enter' why cant we just right < EN TER > ???????
3.)When someone sneezes, does God say..iblessyou?
4.)When god sneezes do we say youblessyou? And does he say Iblessme?
Luv ya!