Wanna Be my Pencil
By: Mua
Tune: Spice Girls (if u wanna be my lover)
IF U WANNA BE MY PENCIL, U GOTTA HAVE SHARPENED LEAD!
IT CANT BREAK TO EASY, OR FLY OFF AND HIT MY HEEEAAAD!
IF U WANNA BE MY PENCIL, UR ERASERS GOT TO GIVE,
MISTAKES ARE TO EASY AND THATS THE WAY IT ISSSS!
IF U WANNA WRITE LIKE THA, I GOTTA LIKE HOW YOU FEEEEL!
IF U GOTTA COUSHY PAD, I KNOW UR FOR REAL!
YOU CANT DRIVE ME CRAY ZAY, OR POKE ME IN THE EYE!
MAKE LEAD LAST FOREVER AND WEEL BE JUST FINE!
O PENCIL WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
(ILL TELL U WHAT I WANT WHAT I RILLY RILLY WANT!)
I WANT U TO SIT-UPON-MY-DESK-AND-NOT-ROLL-TO-THE-SIDE!
Star Spangled Pencil
By: Mua
Tune: Duh
OHHH PEEENCIL OH PENNNCIL WE LOVE AND HONOR THEEEEEE!
YOU MAAARK MY STUFF WITH GRAAAPHITE-NESS FROM
MARGIN TO SHINING MARGIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!
Pencil Pledge
I pledge alleigiance, to the pencil, that i found on
the floor in fourth period.
And to the worksheet, it helped me complete, three
pages, double spaced, all gramatical, and the
eraser, that corrected, it all.
O Say have u seen?
BY ME
Tune: star spangeled banner
O say can u find? A pencil in my purse? It was
therrreeee yesterday, but now i just cant find it.
ITS ERASER WAS GOLD! AND THE WOOD CHIPPED AND OLD,
THAT GAVE PROOOF THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT MY HOMEWORK WAS FINISHED!
SO HEY IS THAT PENICL STILL IIiiiIIInnNN MY FRONT POCKET?!?
So my homework gets DONE!!!!
And i dooont, fail GEEEEEEE- OMETRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!(again...)
Oh Pencil
America the beautfiul
Oh beeautiful, wooody pencil, with blackened grains
offff lead!
For Pink erasers wonderful, that break off and hit my
head!
OH PEEEEENCIL OH PEEEENCIL WE LOVE AND HONOR THEE,
WITH UR SHARPENED HEAD< THAT MARKS MY STUFF< FROM
MARGIN TO SHINING MARGIN!!!
My old pencil
Tune: Usher: you remind me of a girl
You remind me of a pencil, i once wrote with.
I see its markings whenever i, i write, with you!
You remind me of the breakage, it put, me through!
That is why i just cant work with you! O h that is why
i just can wooork wit u!
I write for You!
Tune: Janet Jackson Its all for you
I write for youuu!
U say u want a pen now!
I write for you!
Im still ur trusty pencil
I write for you!
You cant erase a pen mark
I write for you!
So keep using ur pencil
It writes for you!
All my girls at the party
check out that pencil
The writingest thing that i ever did see
Thats quite a nice pencil tonight
Guess im gonna have to buy it tonight!
Im just a piece of lumber
]tune: B spears im not a girl not yet woman
Im not a treeeee, not yet, a pencil!
Until the stick lead in me,
Im not a tree, not yet a pencil!
Smeary
Tune: Puddle of Mud, Blurry
I cant work without you,
I cannot write at all,
I see no lead without you
I stumble and I fall
Cuz u could be my pencil!
Now that your not a tree!
And know that i will save you!
From all those hands unclean!
I wonder where youre writing
I wonder where you are?
Cuz i cant work without you, i stumble and i fall!
YOU CANT ERASE IT ALL AWAY!
WHEN U WORTE IT ON MY FACE
YOU CANT ERASE IT ALL AWAY!
THE TIME U SPENT WITH MEEE!
Wanna write with you
Tune: Mandy more I wanna be with you
I wanna write with you,
Theres no words i can say!
I just wanna write to make me feel this way!
I wanna write with you,
they cant keep us apart!
cuz i know that its right to write whats in my heart!
Prozac
BY ME
Tune: Lithium by NIRVANA (best band EVER)
Im so happy,
Cuz today you used my lead,
but im not dead!
Im so comfy,
cuz u gave me a coushy pad,
and im not sad!
You could sharpen, me every day for all i care
and im not scared
cuz u can get new
lead for me and fill me up!
IM MECHANICAL! IM MECHANICAL-AL! (x6)
REPLACE IT!
IM MECHANICAL!
RE-USE ME!
IM MECHANICAL!
U LOVE ME!
IM MECHANICAL!
CANT KILL ME,
IM MECHANIC-ALLLLLLLLLL!!!
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