But I digress. I am here to help all you recovering losers out of the sewer you so contentedly frolicked in, and into the warming sprinklers of self-acceptance. And maybe you can run across the lawn of true contentment, play with the puppy of companionship, and bask in the sun of burning hydrogen fusion.
Here are some tips. They've got a real edge, they're real sharp. So don't run with them.
1) You're not a loser. No one is. Everyone just has their own life and run it how they want. Don't hold that against anyone, not even yourself.
2) Don't worry about being yourself. That comes naturally. Maybe you are lazy. Maybe you act like the people you are with. It's all you. You can't stop being you. Even if you try, that's you too. Can't escape your own shadow.
3) Remember that right now, you are living life. It's been said that high school or college isn't the real world. Well it is. You can't escape the real world. If you really want out, that's what books are for.
Ha ha! Those sure were some wacky piece of advice! Good 'ol John, can't get a straight answer out of him! I especially liked the piece of "advice" about boogers! Ha ha! Ohh, I'm never touching turkey stuffing again!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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There will be a "We Love Johnathan" rally held in my imagination sometime this afternoon. Ice cream will be served to all the participants.
