APPLICATION FORM

1) Is your name Vanessa? 2) Are you a German? If 1 and 2 are yes, congratulations! You may already be a loser! Otherwise, proceed to the following form. Copy and paste the following form and send it to ALL of the original members. If you answer yes to these questions, please give examples, if possible. Email this completed application to one of the email links provided.

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APPLICATION FORM

• What does the word loser mean to you? (Hint, if you pull out the dictionary to figure this one out, you're an idiot,not a loser. I'm sure there's a club for you somewhere.)
• Have you ever inspired acquaintances to use your name as a term describing an undesirable quality? (Ex: 'So, he was sleeping and drooled a puddle of Johnathan).
• Do you have the free time to answer inane questions to join a weird club? (You're pretty much screwed if you're even thinking of an answer for this one)
• Does your social life consist of a favorite pet?
• Can you list three or more cartoons you watch regularly?
• How do you feel about happy couples making out in public?
• How do you feel about the people that seem happy every single day?
• What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?
• Any additional comments?
• Oh yeah, not that we care but what's your name?