Here at the loser club we decided to write some tips on overcoming you loserness (who knows why you would want to but just in case).

1) As with any step program the first step is admitting you have a problem (ie you are a loser.)

2) Step two is denying you have a problem and causing yourself inner grief for many, many years. This leads to step three...

3) Re-admitting the problem. This time it should be surrounded by a tearful confession. A good time for this is in a warm, understanding environment, like a biology final.

4) Finding a support group. Good job, you're ahead of us here.

5) Send a check to said support group.

6) Identify the problem. Try something societal that you can't be blamed for, like television warping your mind at an early age, or everyone being jerks.

7) Tell someone else about the problem. In fact, tell lots of people about the problem. As loud and often as possible. The more people you tell, the sooner it will change.

8) Congratulate yourself on the better world you have created. Frollic admidst the congratulatory shouts, and applause of your peers. Then wake up.

Congratulations! You have successfully completed the 8 steps to no longer being a loser, now go out and get down with your bad self!!