Haven't thought of a title yet...you might as well leave,this page is not done yet

TOP REASONS WHY I'M A LOSER

I have two ugly left feet ( that's a joke by the way )
Kristen had to help me do this,because I'm too dumb
I am German and I keep chewing them out ( yeah, I learned that phrase from Kristen today,isn't it great?)
I can laugh about the same joke over and over again,even though no one else thinks it's funny
I hang out with Kristen
I like to be bitter and no one except for Kristen and Johnathan gets it