Wow! A new loser story! This one is a conversation between our current dictator, Kristen, and Johnathan (the true Loser King)
JBKastner: I may have another loser story... for when someone cares about that
JBKastner: It involves my incredible ability to forget and or lose things.
Kiksteer1: I'm ready for it whenever :)
JBKastner: Ah. I meant 'when someone cares' as in webpage, but I'll share.
Kiksteer1: As loser dictator I care, there.
JBKastner: So Jenna was coming over at 11 to play video games... I had been getting up at around 9:30 all week, so that day I didn't se an alarm.
JBKastner: Naturally, I woke up to my dog barking that someone was at the door. I cussed at the dog, threw on my robe, and stomped downstairs.
Kiksteer1: He he, I can see where this is going.
JBKastner: She was about ready to give up... but I let Jenna in, went back upstairs, got ready for morning. We played videogames for a while.
JBKastner: This is, of course, not the end.
JBKastner: We went out for lunch at a nearby Chinese place. But on our way out, I was trying to figure out how to lock the house up I didn't have my key, so I couldn't just lock it from the outside.
JBKastner: So I went out through the garage, which locks itself. Brilliant!
JBKastner: Without my key.
Kiksteer1: Very brilliant.
JBKastner: I gave myself an immediate round of applause upside the head.
Kiksteer1: So how did you get back in?
JBKastner: We ate lunch, and came back finally to the house... I thought about climbing up to the second story and going through my mom's room but I couldn't get up...
JBKastner: So we pried the screen off some of the windows. On the fourth try, we found an unlocked window. I tried to climb in, slipped, and kicked the screen I had taken off into two pieces.
JBKastner: So instead of trying again, I pushed Jenna in. So yeah, two really boneheaded things (three with the screen) in one day.
Kiksteer1: Very nice, I'm so proud of you.
JBKastner: Yeah, it took an astounding amount of loser-powers to get where I am. Which is owing mom a new screen.
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