A Detailed and Somewhat Complicated Explaination of Purple

Purple means so many things, diferent to every individual person. To some people purple is the "gay" color. To others it is a color, caught forever between the forces of red and blue. I know that my way of thinking is strange to some people although I find it to make perfect sense. Everything is something else. A lie can not ever really be a lie, because it is always going to be something else too. The reason for everything becomes part of what it is. If one were to tell a child who was afraid of snakes that if they did something dangerous, (like put a key in an electrical outlet) a big snake would come out and bite them, it wouldn't be "true" but to the person afraid of snakes, the snake would be dangerand they would do the possibly harmful thing. Therefore it wasn't really a lie, but more a way of explaining the danger in terms the child could understand.
That is what purple is, understanding. Purple can only be reached by going the exactly perfect distance between red and blue. In between red and blue are infinate other shades similar to purple, and it must be said that some can be prettier than the real purple, but the other shades are tainted with either a little bit more blue or an little but more red, making them imperfect.