These are quotes taken from my holiday, they probally wont be funny to you, but they are to us...
Mum: If the hat was destroyed today, it would be a tragedy of mammoth proportions.
Mum: (to Rach) Get your coat on (she meant sarong..)
Marie: Hey Al, does it feel weird being in the same country as your brother?
Dad: I have no life.
Al: You never know when you'll need a plastic arrow shaped clip...
Mum: Your dad's got a scientific mind - thats why he's been walking around all day with
the label hanging out of his trunks and an apple sticker stuck to the back of his leg.
(Really, he did)
Al: We could play pontoon?
Kath: Yeah!
Al: C'mon then, let's play some blackjack!
Kath: I don't know how to play blackjack? (There the same thing.)
Rach: Did you see that? I saw that! (You really had to be there.)
Outback guy: You'd be a sheila ma'am - (She knew, oh, you had to be there...)
Mum: That's Henry the Heron. He lives at Heron Nest, Heron Road, Herington..third three from the end. - (Mum's baby voice again)
Mum: Oh look, Henry's followed us here...oh no wait...thats his cousin Harry who lives on Manasota - (Yes, she is strange)
Mum: Short and stumpy...like you Mick!
Mum: Oooh Mickey, see what that is floating in the water!
Dad: It's a turd.
Marie: Mosquitos give you salmonella. (I knew exactly what I meant!!)
Kath: Look Marie, we'll take you seriously when you're not covered in chocolate and your flies are done up.( I didn't have any flies to do up!)
Mum: Are you off on Montu, Kath?
Mum: Are you off on Montu, Al?
Kath: If you don't get out, I'm going to fire tampons at you!
Marie: (talking about American football shirts) One color for home, one color for away and one color for international.