Once upon a time there was a lovely chicken called Emilyflower who just so happened to be the cousin of a lovely pretty gosling called MMMF. MMMF had a secret admirer; a gay young gosling who went by the name of Roy. Well anyway, Roy the gay gosling decided it would be a good idea to ask MMMF the pretty gosling to marry him/her (we are not too sure of the gender of Roy) but MMMF exclaimed:
“Roy the gay gosling how dare you ask me to marry you?! For I do not swing in your direction, I AM A STRAIGHT PRETTY GOSLING, and you are a gay young gosling!”
At this Roy cried out, “But MMMF my love, I need you!”
Then MMMF replied “I’m sorry Roy, my heart is already with another!”
Roy then grabbed Emilyflower the lovely chicken and threatened to kill her if MMMF did not marry Roy!!!!!!
At this MMMF slit her throat (MMMF is very dramatic, but don’t be alarmed, it’s only tomato ketchup.) At this Roy drops Emilyflower and falls to her/his knees (do goslings have knees?) Then Emilyflower made a dash for it and walked away happy and free. She eventually married a twerp called Ash and they had very many twerplings.
Roy soon got over MMMF and is now happily married to his/her gay life partner James: they are even gonna adopt soon!!!! And MMMF the pretty little gosling is happily in heaven with her love (although you never find out who that guy is)…
What a happy ending.
Emilyflower adds: Except for me!!! Why do I have to marry Ash? And imagine having HIS twerplings! Eeeuuuuwww!!!!!!
