Carnarvon Sucks

19th April 2003

Carnarvon is located around 900km North of Perth, Western Australia. It consists of plantations,nothing to do and drunk people sleeping in parks. Carnarvon also smells alot. There are many hobos who live in the many dumpsters and they often throw fluffy pink elephants at you when you walk near their dumpster.Carnarvon sucks in every way. Everyone except the particular Carnarvoners who are really lame-ass (and there are many) should be evacuated,and the town should be used as a nuclear testing site. Never go there. Ever. If you have the choice of either eating yourself or going there, eat yourself. It will be painful, but not as painful as going to this horrible excuse for a town. Any thing you read about it being good may be true in theory. In theory leprechauns run merrily through anti-communist amusement parks until their legs are sore. My point is theories are sometimes wrong. So in conclusion, MOST of Carnarvon sucks and by reading this text you have sworn on your parents graves (or eventual graves) that you will never, ever go to Carnarvon and spend money in it, thus encouraging it to exist.

D.H