They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the
electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
their computers.
Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!" Screamed Satan
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"