FAQ: The questions I don't want to answer anymore
Episode 1 FAQ
- Why was there a bag with HAEL on it?
It has been noted that Bribs' real name is Michael. Bribs is a shortened form of his last name (Thank goodness. I wouldn't want to go around explaining what my parents were smoking if they'd named me Bribs).
Oh yeah? What about the SON on the bags? Well, at first most of us mistook it to be Anderson's name, thinking it would be a great part of the joke (sorry, mind game) until it dawned on us: Ali is short for Allison. It was the slap-on-the-forehead heard 'round the world.
I'll give you that, but Myra's name was also seen. That's a sure sign she's the Mole, right? If you'd like to believe that, then ok. That means Myra is the Mole. But I'm going to give those who came up with the clues a little bit more credit. Especially since the last bag clue they gave was met with bitter resentment.
What contrived mathmatical equation do you think the numbers on the castle equal to prove (insert favorite FOMO here) is The Mole? Personally, I think the numbers refer to two times that there was major construction done on the Castle. After all, there was 1625 (the year the castle as we currently know it was built...Yes, parts of it date back to the 1100's Griffe ;-) and 1914 (the year restoration of the castle finished). If you'd like to spend hours upon hours comparing them to birth dates and/or the square root of the tangent of the hypotenuse of the quadratic equation of so-and-so's shoe size miraculously equals "__", more power to ya (yes, I know that equation would never yeild an answer).
Ok, Smartypants. What does the X mean?Um...even castles have graffiti? Oh wait, you're looking for a Mole connection. There is none. Even if it turns out that I am horrendously incorrect with that statement, I will proclaim til my dying day that there is none. It is the mother of non-clues.
Fine, fine (loser) what do you think the GULER 'sign' (on the back of the bus while they're walking to the bag burning) means? Quite a few things spring to mind: it could be the name of the bus company they used in Switzerland. It could be a reference to any one of the 11,300 sites a google search of the word came up with. Or, it could be the misspelling of the Hyper-galactic Gular Killer drink found here: Only in Hungary...
(Insert favorite FOMO here) is The Mole. EOM Wow. You're quite the thought-challenged one, aren't you? I bet your American (assuming you're from the U.S.) History teacher nearly fainted when they graded your final exam essay question: "Discuss (in at least 250 words) the events leading up to America's involvement in World War II. Include a brief summary of reasons why we had remained 'neutral.' " and saw that your complete answer read: "Hitler was a bad man."
Who painted the St. Sebastian painting? Hmmm...Uh...well...A painter. A painter that's dead now. Most likely. They could be alive, but I imagine they'd be hella old by now. In other words, I've tried to find out, but thus far all tracks have led nowhere. And I'm not about to call up my art history source at 4 in the morning (when I'm usually awake), because she might hurt me.
Episode 2 FAQ
- What's up with Elavia and the red mouse?To quote a post I wrote after the hubbub started: NOOOOOOOOOOOO...not the red mouse... PLEASE not the red mouse!!!!!!
Long story short: during the execution quizzes, they use an optic mouse...they show Elavia moving (or clicking with) the mouse...it goes red, as that kind of mouse does. People freak out and say that must mean she's the mole. Other people freak out and say that must mean she isn't the mole. I slam my head down on the keyboard repeatedly because far too many people obsess about it. I start bleeding. I think I have a concussion. If I die, I'll haunt the red mouse theorists from beyond the grave.
Darwin has the mother of all zits on his face. Can you say Mole?
Yes, I can say mole. Until I buy a mic and record a .wav file, you'll just have to take my word for it, though. But that's not the point...dude just has an acne problem (ok, one pus-buster does not a problem make, but the thing was rather disgusting). I'm sure one of the ladies had some concealer he could have used.
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