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-·=»‡«=·-Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures, remember when someone annoys u, it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown but, it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and bitchslap the motherfucker in the head! -·=»‡«=·-Dont upset me..Im running outta places 2 hide the bodies. -·=»‡«=·-I was 2 bad 2 go to heaven, but when i went 2 hell i hit on the devil 2 much. -·=»‡«=·-I had a party last nite..u didnt come..but ut bf did..twice. -·=»‡«=·-Do u wanna play house? U be the sliding door and i'll slam u all night -·=»‡«=·-Stoners live and Stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first you dont succeed then fuck the world and smoke some weed! -·=»‡«=·-I wanted 2 send u sumtin beautiful, charming, funny and sexy, but the postman told me 2 get the fuk outta the letter box. -·=»‡«=·-If u want more grunt go root a pig. -·=»‡«=·-Roses r red, violets r blue. The softer the bed, the better the screw. -·=»‡«=·-U tell ur guys u played me lyke a bitch, i tell my gurlz uve got a pin dick, try me boi ill make u see, u guyz aint got shit on me. -·=»‡«=·-Testis, testis, 1..2..3. Ovaries and out.-·=»‡«=·-Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm. along came a nigga whos dick was much bigger and did her some permanent harm.-·=»‡«=·-OoOoOoOoOoOoH!! They Have The Inyernet On Compootas Now!!!-·=»‡«=·-You laugh at me bcoz Im different...I laugh at you bcoz your all the same!-·=»‡«=·-Dont hate me cause Im beautiful. Hate me cause your boyfrend does!-·=»‡«=·-My name isn't Elmo, but u can tilke me if u want.