Why They Are Evil:
Reason 1: Note that all world leaders, megalomaniacs and truly evil figures in history are well dressed. Hitler had that whole spit and polish image. Penguins as we all know are always to be found wearing tuxedos.
Reason 2: Everyone thinks penguins are cute and cuddly. This is actually a machination of the penguins themselves. They are public relations masters. They created an image that disables the public, thus enabling them to easily move in and take over without any opposition.
Reason 3: They have beady eyes. Need I say more? All beings with beady eyes are evil.
My Insanity Explained (or Exposed)
