Welcome to Web Is ElDemon!
A little Q & A session for all of the Staticaholics:
Q: Could you tell us a little about your
hockey life?
A: Yes I could.
Q: What's with Ybes? What is that all about?
A: Wouldn't you like to know?
Q: What is your favorite polymer?
A: What a dumb question. Naturally, it's polytetraflouroethylene -- it
best describes my "love life."
Q: What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
A: First, any beverage is a good beverage. However, I find that my favorite
soon-to-be-no-more drink is Bud Ice [Long live the penguins!], but for continuing
consumption I fear I am a fan favorite of yuppie-beer, and I am all over Sam Adams Cherry
Wheat. Aside from that, I am rather fond of 80-20 E.T. Cokes.
Q: What do you like to smoke with your beverages?
A: My friends' butts at Cricket. If you are referring to the nature's
goodness, I no longer date and will not date anyone looking for lung tumors and/or mind
altering smoking materials. These people make me sick, to waste time and money on
such antics when it could better be spent on beer.
Q: Do you have any pet peeves?
A: Just one, really, and everything that bothers me comes back to this. What
might this be, you ask? Breakdown of communication [or lack of to begin with].
Some say I need things planned out weeks beforehand, but this is not true.
When a discussion comes to the conclusion that some event will take place [say for
instance, getting together with someone a given evening], that event should be expected to
take place as discussed. If plans change, the parties involved have the right to
know immediately as to avoid last minute plan changes.
Along the same lines is the breakdown of communication between two
people face to face. How so, you inquire? Simple: indecisive responses
in serious conversation. Given situation [sorry, I'm illustrating my point, P.]:
I'm trying to work things out with someone, trying to talk about what's keeping us
from being together. But I'll say something, perhaps a situation as I see it, and
instead of pointing out what I'm wrong about [yes, I am often wrong], I'll get some
smart-ass comment that does nothing in terms of discussion. Or I'll get the infamous
"I don't know" or "I don't want to talk about this right now."
Any attempt to work the problems out results in the same -- nothing. In the
end, not a thing gets worked out, and no one knows what is going on except the incredibly
vague one. For a relationship to be built on honesty, trust, and respect, this is
NOT the way to back up your arguement.
It might seem like I'm a bit upset. Well, since I am writing this
part on Oct. 4, some people would understand what tomorrow means to me. Apart from
that, I felt that I needed to clarify a few things to a few people, and since there is
little to no communication with the majority of them, I'll just stick it up here.
Makes a great page filler. In all, I feel it is time to move on with my life,
leaving the past as that -- as difficult as it is and surely will be more so with time.
I can't correct what happened in the past, and I can't make people
change with the times. If people are willing to look at you as you were and not as
who you are, they aren't that valuable as even just a friend. People who whine and
complain but do nothing about it have issues they need to deal with, and you best not get
in the middle. A TRUE friend is someone who wants to see the good in you,
acknowledges your faults, and tries to help you to change without passing judgement.
A friend is supportive, listens to you, and doesn't dwell on the past while looking
to the future. A friend goes out of their way every now and then to keep in touch.
A friend wants to be there for you, and you for them. If they want to let the
communication between you break down and then complain about it, you have two reasons not
to believe them. If they let communication slide, you aren't that important to them
in the first place, and if they complain about the problem they partially caused but did
nothing to fix, they are not friends. So let that be a lesson to all -- don't let
the most important aspect of life cause your biggest problems -- talk to your friends and
don't let problems build.
Q: Well then. Rough day, I take it. Finally, is
there anything you would like to say to everyone?
A: Not really; I think I covered about all. However, I do have a bit of
advice for those who actually care: Trust in yourself. Decide what is best for you, and
stick to it. Don't let others tell you how to live; they don't know the things you
do. Trust your heart, and never look back. If something is in the past, it's
there for a reason. Believe in yourself, and surround yourself only with people you
believe in you. Should someone insist on seeing the past negatives of you, they are
not worth having as a friend. Other than that, drink Bud Ice, but beware of the
penguins.
The above are a few notes about me. However, there are a few more more things that I haven't specifically listed, such as my class schedule, tennis schedule and results, my fav. hockey team, and my collection of quotes and things that I find interesting and that have deeper personal meaning to me than just the surface meaning.
Not to forget about the Protector Of All Good [and me, too]...
The Demon.
Master of the DarkSide, Protector of the Land. Behold, the Keeper of all that is
good, Protector of all worthy, Destroyer of Evil.
The Demon enjoys a most extraordinary social life. Sure he's busy watching over all that is worthy, but he also enjoys observing female cheerleader demons. For some reason, The Demon finds those cheerleading outfits and moves very much mesmerizing. The Demon also enjoys downing mass quantities of a beverage known as Aftershock, of which the chemical properties and reactions upon ingestion never cease to entertain The Demon. He also finds release in a malt brew manufactured and bottled in the mighty Boston, MA [hopeful home of Static upon graduation]. Note: The Demon and Heaven's Demons do not promote the irresponsible use alcohol--it may cause many problems that are better off not being had. So do not experiment, kids! As a final note about The Demon, he wishes you all heed this warning: Beware the Power of the DarkSide.
In case you are thinking, "Hey, he ripped of The Rock and Jack Grimes!" I say to you "You are correct, sir!" Gotta laugh every once in a while, eh? And if you don't like this page, don't look at it!
