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Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
Some assembly required.
Use only as directed.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
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May be too intense for some viewers.
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Do not disturb.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Freshest if read before 1967 (hey, it was a good year!).
Subject to change without notice.
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As seen on TV.
One size fits all.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you.
Slippery when wet.
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Keep cool.
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Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
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Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Falling rocks.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Add toner.
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Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
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Shading within a garment may occur.
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Keep away from fire or flames.
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Price does not include taxes.
No Canadian coins.
Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs or horses.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
Restaurant package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Unix is a registeredtrademark of AT&T.
Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
Package sold by weight, not volume.
This article reflects the thoughts & opinions of only myself, my company, my friends, & my cat.
Don't quote me on that.
Don't quote me on anything.
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You may distribute this article freely but you may not make a profit from it.
Terms are subject to change without notice.
Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
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No substitutions allowed.
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Article is provided "as is" without any warranties.
Reader assumes full responsibility.
An equal opportunity article.
No shoes, no shirt, no articles.
Quantities are limited while supplies last.
If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
Read at your own risk.
Parental advisory - explicit lyrics.
Text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
Keep away from sunlight.
Keep away from pets and small children.
Limit one-per-family please.
No money down.
Batteries not included.
Instructions are included.
Action figures sold separately.
No preservatives added.
Safety goggles may be required during use.
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Smoking this article could be hazardous to your health.
The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom.
No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to "A'J's world" as it can cause psychotic tendencies and/or sudden death.
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