Greg "The Oboe Fiend" Weeden is currently a student of music at the University of Wisconsin - Eau Claire and presently working on getting a B.S. in Music, having given up composition as a major, after being told he had no talent for it and generally agreeing with that judgement. He has been oboing since grade 5 and plans to do so for many years to come. He is currently a member of the Wind Symphony at Eau Claire and is the principle of the University Orchestra. He enjoys long walks on the beach, followed by long binges of whatever stimulant, depressant, or general narcotic is most available. His favorite color is that of a nice rosewood Loreé and he doesn't currently have a life due to the fact that he is a music major. His future plans used to include becoming John Williams' understudy during the writing of the soundtrack for the third Star Wars movie, killing him off, finishing the soundtrack, getting to hang around the set during filming, hooking up with Natalie Portman, and using that as a launch pad to fame, wealth, power and the presidency of the United States, but, unfortunatly, the window of oportunity for this dream to be realized has since passed, and now his only dream is somehow, sometime, graduating.