How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why do guys have nipples?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
