...grotesque pile of masochistic @$$ droppings...
...cum guzzling fat f*...
...two sump water pumping @$$ lizard...
...gap-toothed trailer park discount whore...
...yeast infested cum bubble...
...lying sack of Siberian snake sh^t...
...gap-toothed beer guzzlin' cousin f*er...
...delapilated piece of worm wiggling donut dick...
...cum-guzzling two-bit road whore from Hell...
...semen-sucking Princess of Hades...
...tasmanian bug-f*er...
...Syphilli-infected anal drip...
Still not good enough? Try mixing and matching the terms! :)