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squishyfish.cjb.net is my new project. This site will stay up until angelfire decides to take it down, but don't expect much new development on it.

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• Ask William Forum Please ask me a question on any topic.
• Message of the day. William's words to you. (and everyone else)
• WHAT WOULD JESUS DO? My response to today's least pressing question.
• Ask Jesus for help with your life. No, I'm not Jesus... And I'm not the guy who answers this one.
• Bible Verse of the Day I think this is an appropriate companion to Ask Jesus.
• Flavour Server The Bible Quote server needed a friend. I revived an old one.
• Photography Photography links, article things, etc.
• Who am I? Who I am. More or less.
• The Munchies Stuff to eat.
• Photo Galleries To heck with th' readin', Show me th' pitchers!
• Please read: my apology to the world
• My WWW Infamy I'm gonna live forever.
• I know some people. It's amazing to remember that dull as I am, I actually am acquainted with other human beings. This waste of bandwidth is dedicated to some of them.
• My UGLY home page I did my best to make it nasty, as proof that while I can create horrible pages, I choose not to.
• Join the SETI@home effort
• Books to read A list of books (and a few movies) that I feel are consequential, worthwhile, and should definitely be read.
• A bunch of quotes that I've collected slowly from various sources.
• Collaborative list of things to do with Free CD's you get in the mail

Websites to see:

• Geek Links Computer related stuff.
• Bubba's Home Page Oddly enough, I admit to knowing this guy.
• Lycos, a search engine. They're partners with Angelfire, the nice folks who host this site.
• Google A really amazing search engine. Better searching than Altavista or Lycos, IMHO, but Altavista has Babelfish dynamic translation.
• Altavista, IMHO, a more powerful search engine. Dynamic translation of web sites, a wicked powerful query, and fast & frequent updates. They crawl the whole web about every other day. Wow.
• e-coli productions Check out e-coli productions. Nice pictures, anyway.

It has been said that I have a Radio DJ's face, and a voice suited well to a newspaper reporter.

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