Ode To a Co-Worker
By Draconic Spirit

You think you’re so cool
Yakking on your cell
You think you know all
By tearing others down
You seek out faults in others
By ignoring your own
You pretend to be nice
When really you’re not
You lull others into being friendly
But when they aren’t looking
You lower the boon

You spread rumors known as false
To ruin the rep of the one
Who made you look like the slacker you are
You take over long lunches
Cutting into the lunches of others
You refuse to clean up at the end of the day
You claim a medical condition as why
You will not lift a finger to help
Thos who consistently stay late
Whey they would rather go home

When the boss isn’t looking there you go
Chatting again on that blasted thing
What makes you think you can get away
Talking smut about those who did no wrong
You work so hard to make others
Appear to be as idiotic as you
When all you accomplish is making
Yourself look like the witch you are
You say you’re leaving but will be back
It will be cold day in hell
If you ever come back to torment
The ones that know you so well

One day you will get your comeuppance
You will cry for help from others
But you will be ignored for you forgot
Do unto others as you will
Have them do unto you
You are a fool thinking you are so great
For someday you will fall without a net
From your lofty pedestal of clay
You built up for yourself nothing
That would catch you at the drop
Because you reviled those who would

If you had stopped to think, you foolish person
You might have realized your faults
Instead you focus on exploiting others
To make yourself look better
For none will miss you when you’re gone
And you have none to blame but yourself.