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"I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special." - Jane Lane, Daria

I am a second-year student at Furman University, intending to major in psychology and possibly Spanish. I'm currently single, and probably will be for the rest of my life because i am not pretty, outgoing, giggly, or easy--those girls seem to be the ones who get the dates. I have already started thinking about the cats and the Romanian children I'm going to adopt. Please don't tell me I have low self-confidence and shit, and that if I just smile, I'll be happy. I can smile all I want, but I'm still rotting on the inside. I have pills to help me with that problem...

I'm the biggest fucking dork on the planet. In fact, I am so dorky, that I don't even have any hobbies. I'm a person who thought I was good at art, and I also have a writer's block. To most people, sleeping does not count as a hobby. Personally ... napping should be an Olympic sport, but I'm not president. In fact ... I am far from it. No one listens to some quiet little 5'1" girl, so I figured that I should post this shit on the internet where no one knows what you look like (oops I revealed too much already...)

Ta ta, and good riddance!


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What Office Space character are you?

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What kind of typical high school character from a movie are you?

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What kind of porno would you star in?

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