TOP 13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Shift
11. Pack My Stuff
10. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
9. Perpetual Munching Spree
8. Puffy Mid-Section
7. People Make Me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
5. Pardon My Sobbing
4. Pimples May Surface
3. Pass My Sweatpants
2. Pissy Mood Syndrome
1. Plainly Men Suck