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[So, like, totally? Uhm... heehee! What am I supposed to do again?] Jack: Ugh... Ok, all you do... ALL you do, is describe the scenery, and let the readers know what I'm doing. [Hmmmmmm. :-) LOL! Like, that is SOOO rad! It's like, sooo kewl, ya know?!] Jack: Oh dear lord... This is the first and last time I get a fuggin' Rex Bateman fan to narrate my shit. [OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!~1 R#%0rZ!!! He is like, SOOOO hott~!!! Tee-hee! And it is soooooooo kewl how he writes his name, like, in numberz and symbolz! It's like he's using a code that only he and his FANS can understand! He is L33t, 4 reelZ!!!] Jack: ... I knew this wasn't a good idea. I didn't even understand half the crap you just said, ya ditz! [Heyyy, that's MEAN!] Jack: Well, I don't get paid to be nice, I get paid to be the only thing left in AWE worth watchin'! [>:-( You sux0rz! I'm gonna make you have a buncha polka dots all over your face, you big MEANY HED!!!~1] Jack: What the... *looks in mirror* DAMMIT! YOU FUGGIN' WHORE! Take these off right now, or I swear tah GOD - [And now, you're, like, a ladybug, and there's, like, this man walking toward you with these huuuge, brown, steel-soled boots on! And he's about tah SQUISH YOU!!!!!!!!!!~1 LOL!] Jack: OH DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER NO!!! DAMMIT, WHAT DID I EVER DO TAH DESERVE THIS SHIT! [That little ladybug Jack OFF - heehee, see what I did there? I'm like, sooo funny LOL~1 - runs through the grass, as, like, the mailman comes stomping towards him... but he's gone Jack, he's gone now. It's ok.] Jack: ... Jesus CHRIST, can you PLEASE be more careful next time? DAMN! [But now you're a rat! AND THERE'S A SIAMESE CAT CHASING AFTER YOU!] Jack: Oh you BITCH! You're dead tah me, do ya hear me?! DEAD! [Rat Jack's, like, running and running, while that cat just keeps chasing him through the gardens and over the porches of the neighborhood, when suddenly, the cat... The cat chases Rat Jack into a house! And that stupid old ratz0rz jumps into a cup of sugar. ... Are you ok, Jack?] Jack: I... *pant, pant, le sigh* ... I HATE you... [ :-) ] Jack: FUCK YOU! [Oooo, you shouldn't be using naughty words like that, RAT JACK! ... In fact, as you're cussing around, teh cup of teh sugar slooowly begins to crack... before - ] *CRASH!* [It breaks into a millions and millions of teh pieces! And you're not in a house anymore... but you're INSIDE TEH CAT'S STOMACH! @$$.] Jack: Oh CRIMINY! WHY?! Why did I have to do this... I wish I would have picked an Xork-windows-98 fan as a narrator... [Oh really? Well FINE then! I just happen to know a friend...] Jack: Better not be another 14 year old girl with an over-active imagination... {Are we predisposed to salutations... or are salutations predisposed to us? Where does the full moon meet the half moon? Where did all the left socks go?} Jack: ... Fuck. - end - |
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