***The Mitchell center in Mobile, Alabama has been sold out for weeks. Thousands of fans have packed into the arena to witness the last Net World Order card before the PPV which is coming up in 8 short days. Due to difficulties, Thursday Night Overdrive was moved to Friday Night. We open the show at ringside where Joel Gertner and Joey Styles are sitting at their table, ready to call the action!***
Joey Styles: Hell fans and welcome to a special Friday showing of NWO Overdrive! I'm Joey Styles along with Joel Gertner ready to call the action tonight!
Joel Gertner: NWO "Politically Incorrect" is now only 8 short days away! Chuck Reese has vowed that this will be the BEST Net World Order Pay-Per-View to date!
Joey Styles: But why pay the $35.99 for the Pay-Per-View when you can get all the maineventers right here tonight on Overdrive! We got Neil Stylez and Jayzom Williams teaming up against the Outsiders. And Dont forget about the six man tag team main event! Hogan, Sting And Steve Austin taking on Douglas, The Baltimore Assassin and Maxx Payne!
Joel Gertner: Also remember that this showing of NWO Overdrive is sponsered by "Big En's" Magazine! Folks, when you want the best, you want BIG EN'S!
Joey Styles: WILL YOU SHUT UP! They dont sponser us![Styles smacks Gertner on the arm. He then looks down through his papers and realizes that "Big En's" magazine is now a sponser of the NWO] I'll be damned..... Its time to kick things off tonight! We got NWO Necommer Neo taking on Jack Jacobs in a tables match! First one to throw their opponet through a table wins the match!
Lilian Garcia: This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto Ontario Canada.. weighing in at 255 pounds, Jack Jacobs!
["O Canada plays over the arena. The crowd
starts to shower the place with boos. Jacobs flips off a few fans and enters the ring.]
Liliam Garcia: And his opponet, the NWO rookie... NEO!
[NEO makes his way out. Four tables have been set up at ringside, one on each side of the ring. The bell sounds and both men hook up. Jacobs starts things off fast, sending Neo crashing to the mat with a brainbuster! Neo is quickly up as Jacobs delivers 3 consecutive armdrag takedowns! Neo tries to slow things down by rolling out of the ring. Referee Earl Hebner begins the 10 count as Jacobs poses in the ring. Hebner gets to "8" before Neo decides to roll back in. Jack quickly takes advantage of the situation and begins kicking Neo repeatidly in the kidneys. Jacobs pulls Neo up to his feet and delivers a DDT! Neo lies twitching on the mat as Jacobs sits up and smiles.]
Joey Styles: Jack Jacobs is DESTROYOING Neo!
Joel Gertner: That's because Jacobs is Canadian! Joey, you know that I am Canadian right?? {Styles rolls his eyes]
[Back in the ring, Neo tries to start and offense, by sneaking in 2 weak jabs to Jacob's face. Neo whips Jacobs to the ropes and immediatly lowers his head. Jacobs bounces off the ropes and sees Neo with his head lowered. Jacobs leaps into the air and delivers a dropkick to the top of Neo's head! Neo flys backwards and hist the ropes, dropping quick and kicking his feet against the mat in pain! Referee Earl Hebner gets in Jacob's face for such a dangerous move. Behind the Referee's back, a masked man appear from under the ring. He picks up Neo and tosses him out of the ring! The masked man takes a steel chair and smashes it over the head of Neo. The masked man then places Neo lying on a table, directly infront of the ramp. The masked man quickly exits the area through the crowd as the ref lets off Jacobs. Jacobs sees Neo lying on the table and begins dashing to the ropes toward him. Jacobs jumps up to the top rope and then proceds with a Guiatene Leg Drop on Neo through the table! The referee calls for the bell as Jacobs gets up from the drop. Neo is busted wide open, twitching in pain once again.]
Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match, Jack Jacobs!
Joel Gertner: Personally, I would like to know where the hell Reese gets some of these guys at. Its almost like he goes to a local homeless shelter and pulls these guys at random!
Now don't get me wrong. I am not saying that these three, are not good
wrestlers. Because that is not true. Shane Douglas is one of the best
in the world today. Assassin can get by, and Maxx Payne could be a
huge star if he would be get his head out of his ass and look at what is
right in front of him. Such as the fact that it is only a matter of
time before Shane Douglas drops him, and the rest of Ass Kickers Inc as
soon as he finds a better deal. Now, as far as these three as a whole,
they still stand no chance in hell of coming out with a win over
Hollywood Hogan, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and "The True Franchise" Sting!
Like I said before, I don't trust Steve Austin. And I doubt that he
trusts me. I mean, the thoughts must be going through his mind right
now. Thoughts that I would be able to be well on my way to the Net World
Order World Heavyweight Championship if I was to beat his ass out there
tonight. But, that is not what I am about. I gave Austin my word, and
I will always stick to my word. Besides, winning the Net World Order
Championship, to me, is business. Tonight, it's personal. Any time
that I can get my hands on Douglas and Assassin, it's personal. And I am
sure my two tag team partners feel the same way. But don't think that
I won't have one eye on Steve Austin all night tonight. Because I know
that he can't be trusted, and I know that when your The Stinger, there
is always a bullseye on your back. Now as far as Hollywood Hogan goes,
he and I have been World Tag Team Champions two times, and we are one
of the best teams in Net World Order history. Add the World Heav!
yweight Champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin into the mix, and you have
the best damn Three Man Tag Team that the Net World Order has ever seen!
"The Franchise" Shane Douglas. The Baltimore Assassin. Maxx Payne.
Ass Kickers Inc. I can't stand either of these three guys, and I know
that Hollywood and Stone Cold feel the same way. Tonight, we are going
to take these three morons apart. I only hope that I don't get too
carried away, and injure The Baltimore Assassin so bad, that he can't make
it to Polliticly Incorret to face Austin for the title. But who knows
what will happen when I get my hands around that jack asses neck.
Tonight's main event, is, with out a doubt, going to be the match of
the night, the week, the month, the year, and what ever esle you want to
call it. When you get six wrestlers like us into one ring, at the same
time, there is not a doubt in my mind, that the fans are going to see
one of the greatest matches of their lives. And of course, Hollywood
Hogan, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and "The True Franchise" Sting will
come out on top. And you can bet on that!
Joey Styles: Boy Jack looked good in this one, Neo hardly put up a fight!
~**~After a great match to start off tonight's Thursday Night
Overdrive, the scene goes to backstage where Net World Order interviewer Pamela
Paulshock is standing by with "The True Franchise" Sting.~**~
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ]
Sting, tonight you team with Hollywood Hogan and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
to take on "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, The Baltimore Assassin and
Maxx Payne.
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
]Pam, these three jack offs in Ass Kickers Inc really do think that
they are going to get the win over three of the greatest Net World
Order superstars. Ever. Two time Net World Order Champion, Hollywood
Hogan. The current Net World Order World Heavyweight Champion, "Stone
Cold" Steve Austin. And, if I get my way, the next Net World Order
Champion, "The True Franchise" Sting. We are three of the greatest, and
tonight, Ass Kickers Inc will find out why first hand.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ]
That's all good and well Sting, but the question I have, is how can "Stone
Cold" Steve Austin trust you, when you are going to do everything in
your power to become the Net World Order Champion?
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] How can he not trust me? It's either trust me, and walk out of
Overdrive tonight with our hands raised high, or don't trust me, and end
up in a local hospital. I gave Austin my word, that tonight, we are a
team, and I don't turn on team members. Just ask Hollywood Hogan. I
knew all along that Bret "The Hitman" Hart was a piece of trash. But,
we were a part of a team, and I never turned on him. He was the one who
turned his back on me, and the rest of The Millionaires Club. And if
Austin makes the same mistake that Hart did, I will not let Austin go
unpunished. Besides, you shouldn't be asking me that question. You
should be asking how can I trust "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ] What
do you mean?
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] Just think about it. What makes anyone think, that Steve Austin
can be trusted? What's there to stop him, from turning on me tonight,
and hitting me with The Stunner? Austin knows that I am going to beat
him for that ttle at the very first chance that I get, and because of
this, he would want to get the upper hand on me. The question is not
can The Stinger be trusted, the question is can Stone Cold be trusted? I
don't think so.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ] Are
you saying that you think "Stone Cold" Steve Austin is going to turn on
you tonight in the main event Six Man Tag Team match?
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] Not at all. What I am saying, is that I will always be looking
behind me at Austin. I really don't think that he is dumb enough to try
and get the jump on me tonight, but you never know. And if he does,
then you can bet that The Baltimore Assassin is going to be the new Net
World Order Champion at Polliticly Incorrect because I will make sure
that Austin shows up in a body bag.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ] So
you don't think you can trust "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, but what about
Hollywood Hogan?
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] Hollywood and I have been friends for a long time, and I know
that he will be the first to admit, that he has made a couple of mistakes
in his past. And I really do believe, that Hogan has learned from his
past. But just remember this. I told Hogan long ago, that if he ever
screws me, he's a dead man.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ] Well,
let's talk about your Six Man Tag match tonight. The six men who will
be stepping into the ring tonight, are to of the greatest wrestlers in
the world today. What kind of match do you think the six of you will
put on tonight?
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] Match of the year. When you have six wrestlers with this talent
level into one ring, at one time, that is the only thing that can
happen. No matter who walks out with the win tonight, the fans are going to
get one hell of a show.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ] You
have had your past wars with "The Franchise" Shane Douglas, most of
which were because of the use of the nickname "Franchise". You have had a
few past matches against The Baltimore Assassin, the latest match,
which you lost, was a Baltimore Street Fight. Then we have Maxx Payne, who
you have not even stepped into the ring with before tonight.
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] Yeah, Shane Douglas and I have had a few matches against each
other in the past. And believe me, our wars are not over. Not by a long
shot. Douglas wants so badly to be known as "The Franchise", that's
fine with me. Because I am The True Franchise. Why? Because I don't
have to call myself "The Franchise", everyone else knows it. Douglas has
to resort to trying to convince people that he is "The Franchise". I
was the first man to be known as "The Franchise", and everyone knows who
the True Franchise is in the Net World Order. Then we have The
Baltimore Assassin. His claim to fame, is that he beat me, in a match, that I
had no chance what so ever of winning. He beat me on the streets of
his hometown, Baltimore, in a Baltimore Street Fight. I am not a street
fighter, and everyone knows it. I never once said anything again about
that match. But The Baltimore Assassin just couldn't let it go!
. Of course he would try to say that I was the one who kept bringing
it up, but everyone knows that he is full of shit. And this time, he is
stepping into my world. When someone like Assassin steps into a ring
against me, there is not a chance for him to walk out with the win. And
last and least, Maxx Payne. Payne, who is still some what of a rookie
to the Net World Order, has shown that he can go with some of the top
wrestlers here. But, he has yet to really put on a good showing against
the best that the Net World Order has to offer. Tonight, he will. And
I do believe, that tonight, you will see Maxx Payne go to school at the
hands of three of the greatest Net World Order wrestlers of all time.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ]
Besides tonight's match up, you have a heated battle coming up against two
of the three men who you face off against tonight. You will be teaming
with Michael Graves to take on The Turnpike Connection and The Impact
Players in a Triple Threat tag team match for the Net World Order World
Tag Team titles.
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] First of all, it's just by pure luck that The Impact Players are
even in this match. We had their asses beat on Monday, and it's a god
damn shame that they are even having another chance at the tag titles.
But because they did worm their way into this match, it is just going
to mean that much more pain for them. And as far as The Turnpike
Connection goes, tonight is going to be a little preview for them. I don't
have Michael Graves out there with me, but Shane Douglas and The
Baltimore Assassin are going to get a little taste, of what they are in for at
Polliticly Incorrect.
[ -- Pamela Paulshock -- ] Do
you have any final thoughts about your match tonight? Either about your
partners, your opponents, or the match in general?
[ -- "The True Franchise" Sting --
] All three to be exact. First, my two tag team partners for
tonight's event.
~**~Pamela Paulshock looks into the camera and smiles as "The True
Franchise" Sting walks away, and the scene cuts to a promo for "Politically Incorrect as it goes to a commercial.~**~
Lilian Garcia: This tag team match is sceduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 603 pounds, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash.. The Outsiders!
[The Wolfpac theme plays over the PA as the two men make their way out.]
Lilian Garcia: Their opponets, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, Jayzom Williams and Neil Stylez!
[Williams and Stylez make their way out with a few cheers from the fans. All four men enter the ring as the bell sounds. Scott Hall and The Rookie, Jayzom Williams start things off. The two men lock up as Scott Hall overpowers the rookie into the corner. Earl Hebner calls for a clean break, but you aint gonna get one with "The Bad Guy" Hall delivers 2 stiff right hands that daze Williams. Scott Hall takes the toothpick from behind his ear and flicks it in the face of Williams. Scott Hall takes Williams by the hair and drags him over to his corner. Nash holds his boot up and Hall rams Williams' head right into it! Williams falls as Hall tags in Nash. Nash takes Williams under his arm and picks him up..... Nash Holds Williams upsidedown for a moment then falls back with a suplex. Nash picks Williams back up and sends him to the ropes. Williams ducks Nash's clothesline and tags Neil Stylez on te other side. Williams leaps and gives Nash a flying cross body as Styles and Climbed the ropes. Styles leaps off the ropes with a splash! Neil hooks the leg. 1.....2..... Scott Hall makes the save.]
Joey Styles: Both teams seem to be working well together in this match!
Joel Gertner: I dont know Joey, The Outsider may be at a disadvantage since Terri is on the outside! MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!
[Scott Hall and Jayzom Williams begin battling on the outside. In the ring. Neil Styles beats on the head of Kevin Nash. Styles picks Nash up and throws him to the ropes... Big Boot by Nash! Stylez flys back! Nash quickly takes advantage and places Stylez between his legs.. JACKNIFE POWERBOMB! Nash hooks the leg as Earl Hebner slides into position. 1...........2............ Williams got back into the ring to make the save, just in time! Scott Hall is lying outside the ring unconscience as Williams and Stylez double team Nash in the ring! Earl Hebner has no control in this match, As Stylez and Williams deliver a duel DDT to Big Sexy. Neil points to the corner as the fans go crazy. Williams helps Styles place Nash on top of the corner post. Williams then climbs up to ropes himself. Stylez has Nash ready for Hells Fury! Styles leaps off the top rope as Williams leaps also.. A SPIKE TOMBSTONE FROM THE TOP ROPE! Nash is out cold! Styles hooks the leg as Williams attacks Scott Hall who has made his way back inside. Earl Hebner makes the count 1.........2.........3!]
Lilian Garcia: The winners of this match, Jayzom Williams and Neil Stylez!
Lilian Garcia: This match is a singles
match set for one fall. Now coming to the ring, followed by his
manager, Cyndi… Carter Davids!
[Carter Davids enters the stage with Cyndi, and is
welcomed by an arena full of men calling for Cyndi’s top to come off.
Carter Davids ignores the crowd, and enters the ring.]
Liliam Garcia: And his opponent, he is known as
the “Kiwi Playboy”. Being accompanied to the ring by Claire Wilson, he
is Gideon Trait!
[Gideon Trait wastes no time getting into the ring,
leaving his manager, Claire Wilson behind. As she slowly makes her way
to ringside, the male-majority audience is hypnotized by her body.
Gideon Trait whips Carter Davids to the ropes, and delivers a
clothesline that immediately knocks Davids to the outside. Gideon Trait hurries
to get to the outside, and uncovers the mats surrounding the ring.
Gideon Trait sets Carter Davids for a snap powerbomb, and delivers it dead
on, with a sickening thud!]
Joey Styles: Oh my God! Did you hear that, Joel?
Gideon Trait must have broken Carter Davids in half with that one
move!
Joel Gertner: I’d be sure to show more than just one
of my moves to Claire Wilson over there. WOW!
Joey Styles: Joel, pay attention to the
match.
[Gideon Trait lifts the fallen Carter Davids to his
feet, and sets him up for a suplex onto the same spot. Davids locks
his leg in the crook of Trait’s, though, thus preventing the move from
happening. Davids knows, though, that he doesn’t have a hope in the
world of lifting Gideon Trait, so he does the next best thing.]
Joey Styles: And a low blow by Carter Davids. It
looks like he’s finally coming to life.
[Gideon Trait falls to the ground, while Carter
Davids begins to stomp away at him. Gideon Trait gets to his feet slowly,
despite the repeated stomps from Carter Davids. Gideon Trait grabs
Carter Davids up into powerslam position, and throws him into the ring
over the ropes. Carter Davids runs towards him, charging with a right
fist. Gideon Trait stops him short, though, with a swift kick to the gut.
Trait grabs a hold of Carter’s head, and delivers the IQ 140! Gideon
Trait covers, and 1… 2… 3!]
Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match, Gideon
Trait!
Lilian Garcia - The following match is for one fall and has a twenty minute time-limit. Introducing first... JJ NEWBERRY!!!!
[JJ Newberry's music plays and he walks out towards the ring. He gets practally nothing from the fans... almost silence!]
Joel Gertner - Woah! Did someone die or something?
Joey Styles - No... nobody has seen this guy before. He is one of the NWO Rookie's!
Joel Gerter - He wont last long.
Lilian Garcia - Introducing second, from Columbus, Ohio. He weighs in at 258 pounds, he is RAMPAGE!!!!!!
[The lights go out int he arena. On the NWO-tron is the initals "NB" in red. Blood begins to drip from them and they spell "New Blood." Over the PA System is "Hellz Fury." Out from the back walks Rampage, Justin Credible and Lance Storm. The three begin to walk to the ring as the fans boo]
Joey Styles - Why are the Impact Players coming out here too?
Joel Gertner - Joey, shut up and maybe we will find out!
[All three men slide into the ring. The Impact Players stand on the second rope. Justin Credible holds the Singapore Cane high in the air. This causes the fans to boo more. The music stops. The referee demands that the Impact Players exit the ring. They listen. They climb down and walk over to the ring announce table.]
Joey Styles - Oh no, their coming over here!
Joel Gertner - Good, maybe they will shut you up!
[The Impact Players sit down at the table and put head sets on. The bell sounds and the match begins. Rampage begins by charging at Newberry and connecting with a lariat. This send Newberry crashing to the canvas.]
Joel Gerner - What a hard shot!
Lance Storm - You got that right!
Joey Styles - Gee., isn't great to have you two here!
Lance Storm - Joey, shut up!
[Rampage picks Newberry back up and whips him into the ropes. Rampage attempts a backbody drop but Newberry stops and gives Rampage a shot in the face. Rampage stumbles backwards.]
Joey Styles - What a shot!
[Rampage catches his balance. The two men lockup in the center of the ring. Rampage powers Newberry into the corner.]
Justin Credible - Joey, now there is strength! Guys, my bet is on Rampage!
[Rampage uses his shoulder and pounds it into the mid-section of JJ Newberry. the referee counts... 1, 2, 3, 4... Rampage steps back and the referee stops the count. Rampage follows up with a hard elbow to the face of Newberry. Newberry fals to the mat, holding his face]
Joel Gertner - Now.. taht is gonna leave a mark!
Lance Storm - Joel, you're damn right! The New Blood are here to prove a point and guys.... that is what Rampage is doing!
[Rampage picks Newberry back up and whips him into the ropes. Newberry bounces off and Rampage hits a power slam. Rampage goes for the pin... 1, 2.. Newberry kicks out]
Justin Credible - SLOW PIN!
Joey Styles - No it wasn't! Newberry is better than that. He easily kicked out.
Justin Credible - The hell he didn't! It was a SLOW count!
[Rampage stands up and gets in the referee's face. This allows JJ Newberry to catch his breath. He stands and hits Rampage, from behind, with a drop kick. Rampage goes down to the mat.]
Lance Storm - THAT WAS CHEAP!
Joey Styles - No it wasn't!
Joel Gertner - Joey, shut up.
[Newberry, with a second life, stands back up and hauls Rampage to his feet. Whipping him off the ropes, Newberry hits a drop toe hold. Newberry follows up by appling a boston crab]
Joey Styles - It could be over!
Lance Storm - No way! Rampage is better than Newberry! Rampage can easily get out of that hold!
[Newberry keeps the hold applied, however, Rampage does not submit. Slowly, Rampage powers his way to the ropes. Newberry tries to hold him still but cannot. Rampage grabs the ropes, causing the referee to FORCE Newberry to break the hold.]
Joey Styles - Damn, he was so close!
Justin Credible - Styles, what the hell are you talking about? Rampage is no where near getting beat!
[Newberry stands up first. He picks Rampage up and applies a headlock. Rampage battles to his feet. he then backs up intot he ropes and whips Newberry off of him and across the ring. Newberry bounces off and the two connect with a double clothesline on each other.]
Joey Styles - Both men are down! Who will be the one to stand first?
Joel Gertner - RAMPAGE!
Lance Storm - That's right Joel!
[The referee begins the ten count. At seven, Rampage stands to his feet. Rampage stumbles around then picks JJ Newberry up. Rampage whips him into the corner and hits a backbody drop. Slowly, Rampage climbs to the top rope. Once up there, he waits for Newberry to stand. Newberry stands. Rampage jumps and attempts a missle dropkick but at the last second, Newberry ducks and Rampage connects with the referee!]
Joel Gertner - Holy shit! The referee is out cold!
[Newberry stands up and hauls Rampage to his feet. Newberry shoves him into the corner and slowly shoves him up to the top rope]
Joey Styles - Rampage is going to go for a ride!
Justin Credible - Not if I can help it!
[Justin Credible stands up, takes his head set off and slides into the ring. With the Singapore Cane in hand, Justin Credible hauls off and hits JJ Newberry in the back!]
Joey Styles - This isn't right!
Joel Getner - Shut up!
Lance Storm - Hey, Joey is right. I need to be there to!
[Lance Storm gets up and slides into the ring as well. Justin Credible, who has already beaten the shit out of Newberry, picks him up and sets him up for THAT'S INCREDIBLE. He hits it... newberry is on the mat, out cold!]
Joey Styles - Someone get them the hell out of there!
Joel Gertner - Why? It is extra excitment!
[The fans boo as the Impact Players pound the shit out of the injured Newberry. Lance Storm applies the Canadian Mapleleaf to the knocked out Newberry. After having the hold on for a while, Storm releases the hold. Both of the Impact Players exit the ring as Rampage stands up and picks Newberry up. Rampage shoves him in the corner and sets him up. He then procedes with the OverKill. Rampage, winded, slowly covers Newberry. The referee, out cold, gets up and counts... 1.... 2..... 3!]
Lilian Garcia - The winner of the match.......!
[Suddenly "American Badass" by Kid Rock begins to blare over the PA. Out from the back walks the Net World Order CEO himself, Chuck Reese! The New Blood stare at Reese with hate as he takes a mic from his back pocket.]
CEO Chuck Reese: In a world where people seem to think that they can do WHAT they want, WHEN they want, I like to remember the good ol days when this sport was fun. No sponsers, no flashy names and certainly no assholes walking around thinking they own the place! New Blood... you guys seem to fit the catagory of "ASSHOLE" in that statement! The referee may not have saw that interfearance, but I DID! [The New Blood is livid in the ring as The crowd gets behind Reese]
CEO Chuck Reese: Rampage, next time you think you can get away with shit like that, try it when I am not in the building. I am making an executive decision that your ass is DISQUALIFIED! And this match is NO CONTEST! You people better remember that I am the one in charge here and there is NOTHING any of you assholes can do about it!
[The crowd goes from cheers to plain shock as Jeff Jarrett appears from the back area, sneaking up behind Reese. The New Blood smirk in the ring as they see what is about to happen. Jarrett raises his guitar into the air and taps Reese on the shoulder.... WHAM! Reese is laid out with a guitar shot! Reese is busted open on his head as Jarrett trash talks him! The New Blood stand in the ring, not knowing what to do. Jarrett looks into the ring and gives the New Blood the finger! NWO security rushes out from the back as Jarrett darts off into the crowd.]
Joey Styles: That convict is still on the loose!
Joel Gertner: It looks like he doesnt care for the New Blood OR Reese ha ha!
Bob Holly is seen backstage walking down in the hallways towards the
ring. Stevie D is with him. Holly is wearing his all black tights that
have "Hardcore Holly" in a half circle design in white. Stevie D is
wearing a plain white tee shirt, a New York Yankee red base ball cap, and
a pair of black wind breaker pants with white vertical stripes on both
legs. Holly looks at Stevie D, and begins to talk to him.
Bob Holly: Look, I am
doing this one by my self. You just stay back here for the match.
Stevie D: OK, I know
that you don't need any help from me to beat Michael Graves.
Bob Holly: I don't need
anyone's help to beat anyone in the NWO.
Stevie D walks back as
Holly makes his way down to the ring.
Lillian Garica: The
following match is a Hardcore Rules match, and it is a rematch for the
number one contendership to the NWO United States Championship.
"Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer"
Lilian Garcia - And his opponent, from New York,
New York... weighing in at 256 pounds, MICHAEL GRAVES!!!!!!!
[Out from backstage, accompanied by Sting, walks out
Michael Graves.]
Joey Styles - This is is going to be one hell of a
match!
[The referee starts talking to both Sting and
Crash Holly. After a long discussion, Lilian Garcia begins to talk
again]
Lilian Garcia - Ladies and gentlemen, the referee
has ordered that Crash Holly and Sting both be banned from
ringside! And this will be a HARDCORE RULES match!
Joel Gertner - What? Why?
Joey Styles - Simple! Because of what happened with
the Impact Players!
[After a long wait, Sting and Crash Holly both leave
the ring area. Michael Graves continues to argue with he referee. Taking
advantage of this, Holly hits Graves from behind with a axe
handle smash, Holly then follows up with a upper cut to the face. This
causes Graves to fall to one knee. Continuing to stay on the attack, Holly
kicks Graves in the face. The blow sends Graves to the mat. Holly
follows up with a rear-chin lock.]
Joey Styles - Bob Holly is on the
attack!
[After about thirty seconds, Holly releases the
hold and stands to his feet. He then hauls Graves up. Graves grabs him and
whips him into the ropes. Graves then attempts a clothesline but Holly
out smarts him and ducks. Holy bounces off the ropes and hits a drop
kick. Graves goes down. Holly stands back up. Graves slowly gets to his
feet. Holly, wanting to keep the advantage grabs Graves by the hair. The
referee warns Holly but he ignores it! Hitting a snap-mere take down,
Holly applies an arm-wrench]
Joel Gertner - This match could go either way!
Joey Styles - That is becxause it is two of the
NWO's finest!
[Holly, realizing that Graves wont tap out from the
hold, releases it. He picks Graves up and attempts a scoop slam but
Graves counters it with a small package. The referee counts, 1, 2, kick
out. Both men stand. Holly punches Graves, causing Graves to stumble.
Holly then attempts another drop kick which is right on the money. It
sends Graves through the ropes and crashing to the floor.]
Joel Gertner - What a DROP KICK! Its time to get HARDCORE on the outside!
[Holly rolls to the outside and grabs Graves and attempts to whip him into
the ring post but Graves reverses it and Holly hits the Ring Post
hard! Graves then lifts the ring apron up to take out a table! The fans go nuts at ringside as Graves sets the table up. Bob Holly sneaks up from behind with a fire extingusher! Holly sprays the mist into the face of Michael Graves and then smashes the can over his head, knocking him out cold. Holly lies Graves on his back, on the table. Bob Holly then climbs back into the ring. Holly goes to the corner and climbs the tunrbuckles. Bob Holly stands on the top tunrbuckle asn looks down to Williams, who is still lying on the table outside. Bob Holly leaps into the air.. SWANTON BOMB! Bob Holly just hit a swanton bomb off the top rope onto graves through a table on the outside!]
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!?!? Did Bob Holly just do a Swanton Bomb??
Joel Gertner: Your eyes didnt decieve you Joey, Bob has been learning those high risk moves from his good friend Stevie D!
[The fans get on their feet, starting an "NWO..NWO" chant. Bob Holly manages to roll into the ring. Once in the
ring, he looks down at Graves, who has managed to get to his feet! Graves enters the ring and blocks a punch by Holly. Graves kicks him in the mid-section,
not allowing him to stand up. Graves continues to unleash a furry of kicks. Holly, showing his ring awareness, grabs
the ropes. The referee forces Graves to stop the brutel kicks. Holly
stands up and the two exchange words. Finially, the two lock up. Holly
knee's Graves in the mid-section, causing him to bend down. Holly then
follows up with a swinging neck breaker.]
Joey Styles - That was cheap!
Joel Gertner - I know, ain't it great!
[Holly goes for the pin... 1, 2, kick out. Holly,
not liking the refere's count, gets in his face. Graves takes advantage
of this and rolls him up. The referee quickly gets in position, 1, 2,
Holly kicks out. Holly stands up and tries to clothesline Graves but
Graves counters with a backslide... 1, 2, kick out.]
Joel Gertner - I am starting to think that the
referee can't count to three!
[Holly and Graves stand up at the same time. Holly
pokes Graves in the eyes. The referee, again, warns Holy. Holly then
hits an atomic drop. This sends Graves to the mat. Holy then climbs to the
second rope. He jumps off and hits a leg drop. He then goes for the
pinfall... 1, 2, kick out. Holly, getting very angry, stares at the
referee, then picks Graves back up. He sets him up for a powerbomb but Graves
quicky reverses it with a back body drop. Both men stay down on the mat]
Joey Styles - What a match up folks! This match
could go either way! What a see-saw battle!
[Finally, Graves rolls over onto Holly. 1, 2, kick
out. Holly hangs on. Grave slowly gets to his feet. Graves hauls Holy
up and whips him into the corner. He then climbs up and starts to pumble
his head. At 5 hits, Holly picks Graves up and hits a spine buster in
the middle of the ring. Holly rolls to the outside and grabs a steel chair. Bob Holly sets the chair in the middle of the ring. Holly picks up Graves once again... HOLLYCAUST ONTO THE CHAIR!! Michael Graves is busted wide open! Holly hooks the leg as Earl Hebner slides into position. 1...........2..........3!]
Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match.. and the NEW.. #1 contender to the NWO United States Title.. Bob Holly!
Joel Gertner: Maybe Bob will celebrate by finding some "country girls" for him to have a little "ho down" with!
"Just Don't Give a F*ck"
by Eminem plays as Bob Holly walks down to the ring. He actually gets
cheers from the people in his hometown.
Lillian Garica:
Introducing first, from Mobile, Alabama, weighing in at allegedly well over 400
Pounds, Bob Holly!!!
Holly turns and walks
backwards with his arms up in the air. As he gets close to the ring, and
turns around and rolls quickly into the ring. He gets back up to his
feet and takes the mic right out of the hand of Lillian Garica.
Bob Holly: It's about
damn time that I get to wrestle in front of some true wrestling fans.
Fans that know I just know that I am good, and don't call me a cocky or an
asshole, or both for that matter. It is good to be home.
The fans cheer from
those words.
Bob Holly: But I didn't
come out here to butter up all of you. I am out here because I still
have a few things to say to my opponent in this very ring, one Michael
Graves. I have been waiting for about five days for this match. I can't
wait to get my hands on Michael Graves so I can claim the number one
contenders spot to the United States Championship. Michael, one week of me
wanting some revenge on you will come all out in just a minute or two.
And the great news for me is that I don't have to play by no rules.
This is a hardcore rules match, my specialty match. It wouldn't say
Hardcore Holly on my tights if I didn't know what the hell I was doing in
this kind of match.
Now Michael, one week of me being pissed at you is going to come all
out on you through out this entire match up. No one can stop me either.
Not you, not any ref, not your little buddies Eric Bitchoff and Sting.
Michael Graves, you are all mind tonight. I can pretty much do whatever
the hell I want to do to you. Michael, tonight, I will GUARANTEE you
that I will destroy your ass from one end of eternity to the other, from
light to dark, from heaven to hell, from pillar to post until I just
get bored with doing that, and take you out of your misery and finally
pin you. And to warn you right now, I don't get bored with beating
someone up that easily.
What is even better about all this is that I am getting paid to beat
you up, and rewarded with a title shot after I pin you. If life could get
any better than that, then I don't want to know about it. To me, this
is as good as it will ever get. Well, almost. It is going to get as good
as it gets when I become the NWO World Champion, which will all be in
good time. In the mean time, I have to get two wins to become the United
States Champion. This first is this easy one tonight against Michael
Graves, and the second of course would be the title match itself at
Politicly Incorrect against Maxx Payne.
But back to what matters most to me right now, and that is this match.
Even though I know I cam going to win this match with great ease, I am
not going to over look this match one bit. I have been around for too
long to do something dumb like that. And that is something that could
cost me the match. Michael, that was pretty much your only hope for a
win. If I over looked you. But that just isn't going to happen, not by a
long shot. Mike, you know as well as I do that you are not a match for
me, not in this kind of match. But don't feel that bad, there aren't too
many people around that are a match for me in a hardcore match. But if
people want to run their mouth like you have been for the past couple
of days, then you are going to get yourself hurt. You should know that I
just don't give a f*ck. I couldn't care less if I hurt your during this
match, or even after it.
So Michael, it's time for your ass kicking, come out here now. The last
time I was out here and said that, Syzurz didn't show up. I really hope
that it is different this time.
Bob Holly gives the mic
back to Lillian Garica. He begins to pace a little bit around the ring
as he waits for Michael Graves to come out so they can start the
match.
Joey Styles: Holly did it! The hometown boy pulled it off!
Lillian Garcia- Ladies and gentlemen for our
Thursday
Night Overdrive main event of the evening... Coming to the ring at this
time... former NWO World Heavyweight champion and one half of the NWO
World
tag team champions, Shane Douglas, the other half of the NWO World tag
team
champions,The Bad Boy of the NWO The Baltimore Assassin, and current
NWO
United States Heavyweight champion Maxx Payne! representing Ass
Kickers,
Inc.
The lights pulsate and the Ass Kickers, Inc.
theme
song begins to play, smoke rises up from the entrance way and The
Baltimore
Assassin walks out wearing a pair of baggy blue jeans, an AKI jersey, a
pair
of shades, his fingerless gloves, and a pair of Puma shoes. The
Baltimore
Assassin has his World tag title over his shoulder as Lady Kelly walks
out
wearing a really short dress. Shane Douglas walks out wearing a yellow
robe
that matches the NWO World tag title that he has around his waist. Maxx
Payne walks out with the NWO United States title around his waist,
Francine
walks out and she puts her arm around "The Franchise's" as the audience
boos
and throws trash. The Baltimore Assassin and Shane Douglas rolls in the
ring
to hold the ropes for the AKI Cheerleaders, Lady Kelly and Francine.
Maxx
Payne climbs in the ring and he stands on the turnbuckle with his
United
States title raised in the air. The Baltimore Assassin catches the
microphone thrown in the ring by a ringside assistant. The Baltimore
Assassin begins to speak as the audience boos even louder.
The Baltimore Assassin:"Shut
the hell up you idiots! You know nothing! You look at me and you boo,
but I
stand for everything that is right! You boo the future World
champion.... a
man that has earned his goals, and paid his dues... I become a champion
by
climbing up the ladder and fighting to get gold... look at us in the
AKI...
We have gold here because we fought and earned it, we did it the AKI
way and
it has never failed anyone! Shane Douglas and Myself has won the NWO
World
tag team titles because we earned it the traditional old school way! I
will
win the World title the oldschool way and Maxx Payne is the United
States
champion... he is gonna break Rampage's record. "Y2J" Chris Jericho is
the
NWO Television champion and Kaos has come close to it many times. What
we
have in New Blood is a washed up former NWO World champion, then we
have the
second best tag team in the NWO... We have the man that has the longest
losing streak... Rampage! Then the biggest cheater in the NWO the Rock!
Which will get beat down by Maxx Payne at the PPV! All of our enemies
are
second to best, but when your AKI second to best doesn't cut it! We are
the
elite.... we promised to take over the NWO and we are damn close to it!
We
are the acheivers of the NWO we are only the greatest... the modern day
icons and thats the only thing we can do!"
"Sting, Steve Austin, and Hollywood Hogan get your asses out here so
we
can show the world what the AKI is really about!"
The Baltimore Assassin throws the mic out of the
ring
and Sting, Hollywood Hogan and Steve Austin come walking out. Stone
Cold
raises his World title in the air and The Baltimore Assassin points at
it
then his waist. Steve Austin runs down and The Baltimore Assassin kicks
him
as he slides in the ring. Maxx Payne and Shane Douglas begin to stomp
Austin
but Sting and Hogan made the save. Hollywood Hogan locks up with
Douglas as
TBA and Maxx get in their corner, and Sting and Austin get to theirs.
Hollywood slings Douglas to the ropes and he chops him acrossed the
chest.
Hogan chops Douglas again, Hogan chops again but Douglas ducks it and
he
back suplexes Hogan. Sting jumps down and Maxx Payne jumps off the
apron on
to Sting. Sting slings Maxx to the side of the ring, Hogan vertical
suplexes
Douglas as Sting splashes Maxx Payne. Douglas gets on one knee and TBA
gets
the attention of the ref. Douglas low blows Hogan and TBA jumps off the
apron. Maxx Payne bum rushes Sting and Sting flys into The Baltimore
Assassin, Douglas pokes Hogan in the eyes and he body slams Hollywood.
Maxx
Payne grabs Sting and he body slams him.
Jerry Lawler- This is one hell of a match, Douglas
is
showing true wrestling skills.
Jim Ross- If thats what you call cheating!
Douglas tags in Maxx Payne and Maxx kicks Hogan
in the
knee. Hogan chops Maxx acrossed the chest. Maxx shoves him to the ropes
Austin grabs Maxx Payne and holds him as Hogan clotheslines Maxx. The
Baltimore Assassin runs over and he pulls Steve Austin off the apron.
The
Baltimore Assassin evenflows Austin and he begins beating Austin with a
chair. Hogan tags in Sting which has just got up from a beating. Sting
runs
and he dropkicks Maxx Payne, Sting slings Maxx to the ropes and he trys
to
dropkick him but Douglas grabs Maxx as he was about to bounce into the
dropkick. Maxx german suplexes Sting and The Baltimore Assassin pulls
Hogan
down off the apron and he they begin brawling outside of the ring.
Steve
Austin gets up and he jumps on to the apron. Maxx Payne and Sting are
brawling in the ring. The Baltimore Assassin slings Hogan into the ring
post
and he climbs back on the apron. Sting bulldogs Maxx Payne and Maxx
tags in
The Baltimore Assassin as he went down. The Baltimore Assassin grabs
Sting
and he sambo suplexes him. Lady Kelly begins powdering her face with a
make
up case, Sting begins arguing with the ref and Shane Douglas gets
involved
with the arguement. Steve Austin jumps in the ring and he runs at The
Baltimore Assassin but TBA throws Kelly's powder case in Austins face.
Sting
walks back into the fight but Austin kicks Sting in the stomach and
hits the
Stunner blindly on Sting. Douglas runs in and he belly to belly
suplexes
Austin as Maxx and Hogan brawl outside.]
Joey Styles: Looks like this one is a war!
Joel Gertner: Any match with Hogan is a war... a war in your mind if you really want to watch this shit!
[Back in the ring, Douglas gets in the face of Steve Austin. Sting and Hollywood Hogan are now battling TBA and Maxx Payne at ringside. Sting and Hogan get the upper hand, beating TBA and Payne down to the mats. Sting gives Maxx Payne a Piledriver onto the concrete, knocking him out. Lady Kelly dashes over and blocks TBA, who is lying on the mat. Hogan looks into the crowd to get a huge pop. Hogan grabs Kelly by the hair... HOGAN KISSES LADY KELLY! And its a long wet one! Hogan releases Lady Kelly as she tries to slap him accross the face. Hogan blocks and tosses her over the barracade into the crowd! Hogan picks up TBA and tosses him to Sting.. SCORPION DEATH DROP ONTO THE CONCRETE! TBA is now out! Meanwhile in the ring, Douglas has gained an upper hand on Austin. Hogan and Sting enter the ring, it is now three on one! Austin does not hesitate and quickly kicks Douglas in the gut.. STUNNER! Douglas is laid out! Hogan bounces off the ropes.. LEG DROP! Sting smirks and all three men do a dog pile ontop of Douglas. The ref slides into position. 1.......2.........3!]
Lilian Garcia: The winner's of this match.. Steve Austin, Hollywood Hogan and Sting!
Joey Styles: GOD DAMNIT! Somebody stop that Psycho!
Joel Gertner: He aint psycho, he is THE CHOSEN ONE!
Joey Styles: Fans, we are out of time, make sure to call your local cable company and get POLITICALLY INCORRECT!
Joel Gertner: And buy a BIG EN'S MAGAZINE!
Joey Styles: SHUT UP!
[Hogan and Austin celebrate in the ring, as Sting quickly exits. The two men break open a couple beers and down them to the cheers from the crowd. Austin takes his World Title and holds it high into the air, showing it off. Hogan stands in the ring, watching Austin. Suddenly from the crowd, Jeff Jarrett leaps over the guard rail with a guitar in hand! Jarrett slides into the ring right behind Hollywood Hogan.... WHAM! Jarrett hits a new low and smashes the guitar over Hogan's head from behind! Austin quickly turns around and runs at Jarrett, Jeff side steps him... THE STROKE!!!! Jeff starts slapping Douglas on the face, trying to get him to snap outta his daze. TBA and Maxx Payne are now on their feet as NWO Security rushes to the ring! Douglas, TBA and Maxx Payne hold off the security as Jarrett escapes through the crowd once again!]