Howard Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a tag team match set for one fall. Entering the ring first, the team of Gene Simmons and Sting!

[“Seek and Destroy” hits across the loudspeakers, as The team enters from the back. Sting is incredibly focused, not letting his sights off of the ring while he strides down towards it. Gene Simmons, however, stays on the stage area, and suddenly begins to blow fire into the air. Around him at this time come two pyrotechnics on each side. Once this fireworks display is finished, Simmons makes his way down to the ring.]

Howard Finkle: And their opponents. Firstly, he is a martial arts master, and a three time karate champion. He is Ernest Miller!

[“I’m the Greatest!” begins to play loudly, and Ernest Miller begins working the crowd by yelling at them. He enters the ring, and is about to do his dance for the crowd, but is cut off by the Flithy Animals’ WCW music.]

Howard Finkle: Now making his way to the ring is Ernest Miller’s partner. He is the “Pride of Mexico”, he is Syzurz!

[The bell rings, and the match starts off between Gene Simmons and Ernest Miller. Miller tries to size up his opponent, and suddenly makes his move by running to his corner. He tags the arm of an unsuspecting Syzurz, and walks through the ropes and onto the apron. Syzurz begins to protest, but Ernest Miller is insistent that he get into the ring. While they argue, they don’t notice Gene Simmons walking up to them, and yank Syzurz from over the top rope. Gene picks Syzurz from the canvas, and delivers a sit-down piledriver. Syzurz quickly pops up, and begins wailing on his opponent. Throwing around combinations of right hands, left hands, and chops, Syzurz eventually wears Gene Simmons into a state of staggering. Syzurz jumps to the top rope, and flies off with a missile dropkick. He then tags Ernest Miller, who is hesitant to enter the ring. With the persistent orders of Syzurz, Ernest Miller finally complies and enters the ring. He walks over to Gene Simmons, who is still down from the dropkick. Ernest Miller strategizes for a moment, and finally gives a swift kick to Simmons’ ribs. Gene Simmons rolls around, suffering from the shot, while Ernest Miller begins stomping away at his opponent. Gene reaches to tag Sting, since he rolled to his own corner after the kick from Miller. Sting bends as much as he can over the rope, and slightly grazes the fingers of his partner. Sting rushes into the ring, and begins attacking The Cat with a flurry of fists. The referee gets in Sting’s face, informing him that there was no tag made. The referee demands that Sting go back to his corner, but Sting argues. Meanwhile, as the argument goes on, Ernest Miller Irish whips Gene Simmons to the corner where Syzurz stands. Ernest Miller begins choking Gene Simmons with his foot, and Syzurz jumps down to the floor, pulling the feet of Simmons down to apply more pressure.]

Jim Ross: It looks like the team of Miller and Syzurz are finally working as a team.

Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but Gene Simmons… er, Michael Graves is really getting a beating from these two..

[Ernest Miller releases the choke after the referee turns around from his argument. Ernest Miller then tags Syzurz, and exits the ring. Syzurz enters the ring uniquely, vaulting himself off of the top rope to deliver a flipping neckbreaker. The crowd is stunned by the move, but Syzurz ignores their noise as he whips Gene Simmons to the ropes. Gene Simmons is quick to reverse the move, and sends Syzurz crashing down with a DDT. Gene quickly tag Sting in, who is ready to fight Syzurz. After the DDT, though, Syzurz is unwilling to fight, and hurries to his corner, and tags in Ernest Miller. Sting runs to the corner as he chases Syzurz. He stops short once the tag is made, and slowly lifts his arm to point at The Cat. Ernest Miller is in real fear at this moment, and refuses to enter the ring. He jumps to the floor, and begins walking up the entranceway. In an act of quick thinking, Gene Simmons puts some sort of a capsule in his mouth, and comes up behind The Cat. Ernest Miller turns around, only to receive a burst of flames flying into his face.]

Jim Ross: Good God! Did you see that, King?

Jerry Lawler: I sure did! That nut, Gene Simmons just tried to cook The Cat alive! He can’t do that! The Cat’s a three-time karate champ, you know!

[Blinded, Ernest Miller staggers into the ring. Ernest Miller is quickly met with an Irish whip from Sting, and soon ends up on the receiving end of a Manhattan Drop. Upon delivering the move, Sting gets hyped, and lets out a big “Whoo!” The crowd replies to that, and Sting picks Ernest Miller to his feet. He tags in Gene Simmons, who restarts his work on The Cat. Gene lifts The Cat onto his shoulders, and carries him to the ropes. He lifts Miller high into the air, and drops him down with a Snake Eyes. While falling to the top rope headfirst, Ernest Miller slapped the arm of Syzurz, who gets into the ring behind Gene Simmons. He jumps up and wraps his legs around the head of Gene Simmons, and pulls him down for a pin attempt. Sting runs in to try to block the count. 1… 2… NO! Sting comes in right in the nick of time. Ernest Miller doesn’t seem to realize that Syzurz is the legal man, and begins stomping on the fallen Gene Simmons. Syzurz runs up to Sting, and prepares for a flying head scissors. Sting anticipates the move, though, and grabs the legs of the flying luchador. Sting then hooks in his left leg, and flips over Syzurz to his stomach, applying the Scorpion Death Lock. Syzurz begins yelling in agony, unable to break Sting’s hold. By now, Ernest Miller and Gene Simmons have taken their fight to the outside. Gene Simmons then dives into the ring, telling Sting that he’ll finish the job. Sting goes to the outside, taking the job that Gene Simmons had started. While Gene Simmons goes to work on Syzurz, the referee is on the outside restoring order to the brawl between The Cat and Sting. Finally, the referee succeeds, and both men go to their corners. Gene Simmons grabs Syzurz from behind, and tries to deliver a fast-release German suplex. Syzurz is ready for this, and does a backflip, landing on his feet. He turns around, and tags Ernest Miller in. The Cat runs towards Gene Simmons, who hurries over to Sting. Once Sting is tagged, he enters the ring immediately. Suddenly backing off, Ernest Miller tries to convince Sting into not attacking him.]

Jim Ross: What is Ernest Miller doing? He shouldn’t waste his time trying to find mercy in Sting.

Jerry Lawler: No look, JR! I think it’s working!

[Sting helps Ernest Miller to his feet, nodding his head, saying “It’s Okay”. Suddenly, Sting whips Ernest Miller to the corner, and runs to his opponent with a Stinger Splash. He rolls Ernest Miller up for the cover, and Gene Simmons enters to prevent Syzurz from blocking the pin. 1… 2… 3!]

Howard Finkle: The winners of this match... the team of Gene Simmons and Sting!!