M A X X P A Y N E

***The scene is inside the Frank Irwin center in Austin Texas, the site of the first NWO OVERDRIVE! Joey Styles and Joel Gertner stand alone in the ring, the rowdy fans are on their feet giving a loud "NWO.......NWO......NWO" chant. The camera light blinks on and the show goes on the air.***

Joey Styles: Austin Texas........ are you ready to kick into OVERDRIVE?!?![Fans give a thunderious applause] To kick things off tonight, I am Joey Styles.......[Joel Gertner reaches out and snatches the mic from Styles. The fans go nuts knowing on of Joel's classic on liners is out to follow.]

Joel Gertner: Well.....Well.....Well.... the Net World Order seems to be back in Austin Texas for the kick off of OVERDRIVE. Speaking of OVERDRIVE, This new movie coming out with Jenna Jameson and The Baltimore Assassin is making me want to kick it into OVERDRIVE myself!

JOEY STYLES: Well, folks, before we get started, let's head to the back where Pamela Paulshock is with "The Franchise" Shane Douglas. Pamela?

PAULSHOCK: Thanks, Joey. Shane, first of all, Gene Simmons has challenged you to a burning casket match after the work you did with his fire extinguisher. Will you accept the challenge?

DOUGLAS: Actually, the burning question is whether or not you can actually ask any decent questions! I don't know why my partner drools all over you, but it sure as hell isn't because of your brain cells! Gene, I bet you're feeling a little down right now, you just can't handle the fact that I called your bluff, walked right in and stole your thunder! Now, you want me to pay the price for it in a burning casket match. Well, Simmons, let me just say that I am above hardcore, I am "The Franchise!" But, just name the day, name the time, and name the place! Bring the night, vampire woman, I'll bring the coals and I'll grill hamburgers on your sorry ass!

PAULSHOCK: Shane, instead of talking about Rob Van Dam tonight, there are some vicious rumors circulating from your camp that you are planning legal action against the NWO?

(At this point, Kevin Cunningham, Shane Douglas' attorney, is standing right next to Douglas.)

CUNNINGHAM: I'll handle this one, Shane. Let me set the record straight, Toots! The Parents and Teachers Council, the same folks who bash wrestling every chance they get, are going after my client in a way I deem unacceptable. Apparently, it has something to do with the fact my client's partner is an adult film star. They consider it morally wrong, which is their prerogative. However, they go over the line by attacking Shane Douglas for teaming with the Baltimore Assassin. They have no damn right!

PAULSHOCK: Doesn't that involve a "morals" clause in the contracts of the wrestlers, and it should be that Shane would avoid such situations?

CUNNINGHAM: Dear God, I have no idea where the hell they dug you up, sweetheart, but they have NO DAMN right to do that to Shane. It's TBA's choice to be a porn star, it's a free country. Thus, it's Shane's right to be the tag team partner of the next Ron Jeremy!

CUNNINGHAM: Anyway, I'm here not to take away from the excitement of the card tonight, but I have a warning! If ANY effort is made to terminate the contract of Shane Douglas as is being asked for by the PTC, I will personally see to it that the ACLU is brought in and I will sue the pants off Chuck Reese! In short, I'll destroy this place to make my point, so enjoy your gig, darling!

DOUGLAS: Oh, by the way! Your ass is mine, Rob Van Dam! I'm cancelling the whole F***ing show!

PAULSHOCK: Bodyslams, suplexes, and lawsuits. Sounds like we'll have a little of everything tonight! Back to you, Joey and Joel!

Joey Styles: Thanks Pamela...

Joel Gertner: Oh Yeah Pam Baby... looking FINE!

Joey Styles: Its time to head to the ring for our opening bout tonight... Gene Simmons VS Tazz!

Gene Simmons VS Tazz
Lilian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring at this time, "The Human Suplex Machine" TAZZ!!
[Tazz's music plays, and Tazz walks out from the back and into the NWO ring for the first time.]
Lilian Garcia: And his opponent, Gene Simmons!!
[Gene Simmons music plays, and plays, and plays but no one comes out. Lilian introduces him once more, and the music plays but STILL no Gene Simmons.]
Joey Styles: What the hell is going on here, where is Gene Simmons?!?!
Joel Gertner: Who knows, the freak is probably out stalking Pamela. These fans paid for this event, and right now there getting ripped off. What the...
[Right then the lights go out, and when they come on Gene Simmons is standing in the ring holding a shovel, while Tazz is lying unconsious at his feet with his forehead split wide open, and the words "BLOOD-LINE" painted in blood acrossed his chest. Simmons's flashes his tongue to the fans, and they boo as the red liquid drips from it. Gene's music plays, and he exits the ring while the EMT's attend to the fallen Tazz]
Joey Styles: What the fuck!! Simmons is out of control, look what he did to Tazz! I have never seen anything like that in my entire life!
Joel Gertner: Forget about Gene Simmons for a second here, we got to worry about Tazz, who's career may be at stake right now. We need to go to a commercial break, fans, will be right back...

***Commercial Break***
Title For Title
Superstar (United States Champion) VS Syzurz (European Champion)
Lilian Garcia: The next match is scheduled for one fall, and it is a title for title match, for the United States and European Championships! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Mr. Yamaguchi, he is the Pride of Mexico, Szyurz!
[The fans give a mixed reaction for Syzurz, as he makes his way from the backstage area. A woman is wrapped in his arms, carrying the Television Title for him. Mr. Yamaguchi walks after Syzurz, nodding his head, seemingly tied on whether Syzurz is ready for this fight.]
Lilian Garcia: And his opponent, making his way to the ring at 6’4”, and 245 pounds, he is the Net World Order United States Champion. He is The Superstar!
[Just as Howard Finkle says The Superstar’s name, “All Star” by Smash Mouth begins playing loudly on the loudspeakers. The Superstar strides his way towards the ring with the United States Championship over his shoulder. He climbs into the ring, and hands the belt to referee Tim White. Tim White then takes the European Championship from Syzurz, and raises both titles in the air side-by-side.]
Joey Styles: These two are not wasting any time at getting their hands on each other. The bell hasn’t even rung yet, and these two are already going at it!
[The Superstar starts the match off by hitting Syzurz as he gets advise from his manager. Mr. Yamaguchi smacks himself on the forehead for distracting Syzurz, and begins cheering Syzurz on Syzurz quickly gets to his feet, having a lot of energy in him. The Superstar and Syzurz begin trading blows back and forth, hoping that each progressive punch will wear each other out. Suddenly, Syzurz blocks The Superstar’s punch, and pokes his opponent in the eye. The Superstar falls to the mat, rubbing his eyes. Syzurz grabs The Superstar by his blonde hair, and Irish whips him to the corner. Syzurz runs towards The Superstar, jumping up, and lands feet first on the middle ropes. Syzurz stops for a brief moment, only to quickly jump up again, and deliver a hurricanrana to The Superstar.]
Joey Styles: Oh my God! What agility by Syzurz. This man is lightning quick on his feet, and is taking it to The Superstar.
Joel Gertner: Well, Mexicans like Syzurz are naturally light on their feet. What with their border crossing, and all.
[The Superstar makes his way to his feet, just in time to see Syzurz set up for his spinning head scissors. Syzurz jumps up, wrapping his legs around The Superstar’s head. Supes anticipates this, however, and reverses the move into a spinning powerbomb. After that move, Syzurz simply lays there motionless as The Superstar flashes a cocky smile to the crowd. The Superstar then wraps his arm over Syzurz’ head, and delivers a snap suplex. Landing flat on the canvas, Syzurz writhes in pain. Putting his hand on his back, those two mere moves have taken a lot out of The Mexican Pride. The Superstar takes advantage of his time, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Raising his hands high in the air on top of the corner, The Superstar dives onto Syzurz with an elbowdrop to his back. The Superstar grabs Syzurz up to his feet, and whips him to the ropes. Syzurz dashes towards The Superstar, and is met with a fast-moving spine buster. Again, The Superstar picks Syzurz back up, only to drop him back down with a DDT. Syzurz lays motionless on the mat faced down. The Superstar gets on top of him, and locks on a camel clutch. Syzurz, with his back bothering him relentlessly is screaming loudly in pain.]
Joel Gertner: Now you see, what The Superstar is doing right now is smart. He’s working that back of Syzurz. You can almost hear the spine of Syzurz breaking in half behind that whining of his.
Joey Styles: Yeah, but look at Syzurz fighting back. He is pushing away the legs of The Superstar to make him lose his balance. The Superstar doesn’t realize what Syzurz is doing!
[Before The Superstar can figure out what Syzurz is attempting to do, he falls backwards, as Syzurz rolls him up for a pin. Tim White gets into position, and makes the count. 1… 2… NO! The Superstar kicks out just in time. The two get to their feet at the same time, but Syzurz jumps up, knocking The Superstar through the ropes with a dropkick. With The Superstar on the floor outside of the ring, Syzurz bounces off of the opposite ropes, and dives between the top and middle ropes, connecting with a suicide dive. Syzurz climbs onto the ring apron, and waits for The Superstar to get to his feet. Once this happens, he performs a picture perfect Asai moonsault, landing staight on the body of his opponent.]
Joey Styles: My God, what a performance by Syzurz. His back must be killing him after doing such high risk maneuvers.
[Syzurz grabs The Superstar, and tosses him into the ring. The Superstar gets to his feet, and is greeted by Syzurz, who spins around him in a fast paced motion. Syzurz finishes off the rapid move with a leg sweep, performing a beautiful looking Tiger Leg Sweep. He goes to the fallen Superstar, and tries to lock on a half Boston Crab. The Superstar quickly fights the hold off, though, pulling his leg forward, and thrusting Syzurz to fall flat on his face.]
Joel Gertner: Looks like The Superstar is coming back to life. Syzurz had better use those fast legs of his to get the Hell out of there if he knows what’s good for him.
[The Superstar gets to his feet, and quickly tries to finish the match off. He aims for Syzurz, and sidekicks for the Starstruck. Syzurz ducks the move, and Tim White gets a swift kick to the jaw. With the inadvertent Starstruck to the referee, Superstar has knocked him out. While The Superstar goes to look at the destruction that he has caused, Syzurz grabs him from behind, hooking his arms for a Full Nelson Suplex. The Superstar wiggles a little bit, giving him more slack to move his arms. He grabs the head of Syzurz, and delivers the Flaaing Star out of nowhere! He covers Syzurz, and pounds the mat, yelling “One, two, three! One, two, three!”, but the official is still out cold. The Superstar gets off of Syzurz, and checks to get the referee back to reality. Mr. Yamaguchi pulls Syzurz away from the mat, and scolds him for letting The Superstar take advantage in certain occasions. While this all is happening simultaneously, the lights suddenly shut off. The Superstar and Syzurz are confused as to what is going on, until an eye appears on the screen and “Bad Blood” by The Ministry begins to play. The fans boo as the music plays. Just as quickly as that happens, though, the lights turn back on. The eye disappears from the screen, and the music fades out. Behind The Superstar is Maxx Payne, who grabs The Superstar, and delivers a Payne Killer to his hated rival. Mr. Yamaguchi urges Syzurz into the ring, and demands that he takes advantage of this opportunity. While Syzurz lifts The Superstar to his feet, Maxx Payne watches in the corner. Meanwhile, Mr. Yamaguchi is reviving Tim White back to consciousness, pointing him to the match that is still going on. Thanks to the Payne Killer, Superstar does not know where he is.]
Joey Styles: Syzurz is not taking this gift from Maxx Payne for granted! He tosses The Superstar into the ropes, and gives The Superstar a flying head scissors! He covers The Superstar for the 1… 2… WAIT! What is Maxx Payne doing? He’s just interrupted the count! He sets up Syzurz between his legs, and looks to be setting up for the Payne-alty!
[The referee urges Maxx Payne not to do it, but to no avail. Maxx Payne hoists Syzurz high into the air, straightens his arms to send Syzurz up higher, and sends the Mexican Pride crashing down to the mat. The referee calls for the bell, and ends the match.]
Joey Styles: What the Hell was that about? Why did Maxx Payne attack The Superstar AND Syzurz?
Joel Gertner: Don’t you get it? Maxx Payne wants The Superstar in a United States Title match for himself. This was just another obstacle for Maxx Payne to run through!
[As both Syzurz and The Superstar lay on the mat, hurt, Maxx Payne exits between the ropes. Lilian Garcia stands up from her chair, and announces the outcome of the match.]
Lilian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by disqualification, and STILL Net World Order United States Champion… The Superstar!!
Joey Styles: Damn Maxx Payne!
Joel Gertner: Both men keep their titles as Maxx Payne makes the save! I LOVE IT!
Rob Van Dam VS Shane Douglas

Lillian Garcia- Now coming to the ring... accompanied by Francine..... former NWO World Heavyweight champion and one half of the Turnpike Connection.... Shane Douglas!!!
[Shane Douglas walks out wearing yellow wrestling tights and a yellow robe. Francine walks out with her arm intangled in his and the audience begins chanting "Show your tits!". Shane Douglas walks up the steps and he holds the ropes up for Francine.]
Lillian Garcia- And his opponent... with an impresssing debut at Monday Night Anarchy scoring the pinfall over Kevin Nash! Ladies and Gentlemen Rob Van Dam!!!
[Rob Van Dam walks out looking as inpressive as ever. He is eager to fight Douglas because of the attack Douglas and The Baltimore Assassin layed on Nash and him. Douglas clotheslines Rob Van Dam as he climbs in the ring. Douglas picks RVD up and he throws him to the ropes. RVD jumps over Douglas and he spin kicks him in the back. Douglas gets up and he rushes at RVD and he tackles him. Douglas lays the boots to Van Dam and he rolls out the ring as Douglas follows him. Douglas slings RVD into a ring post and he clotheslines him. Van Dam splashes Douglas and he begins several kicking combinations. Van Dam hooks Douglas in his arms and tries for the suplex pin combination. The ref slides into position. 1........2...... Douglas kicks out.]
Styles- RVD is taking control of this match!
Gertner- Believe me it takes more then a few kicks to take Shane Douglas down!
[Rob Van Dam body slams Shane Douglas. RVD rolls Douglas in the ring, RVD follows but Douglas is up to quick. Shane piledrives Rob Van Dam and he stomps him on the ground. Douglas picks RVD up and he vertical suplexs him, Shane picks Rob up again and he hard slaps him in the chest. Shane Douglas delivers a Euorpean Forearm. Douglas picks Van Dam up and he hits him with a Front Russian Leg Sweep. Rob Van Dam gets up he runs and he jumps on the top turnbuckle to hit a spring board on Douglas but Shane clotheslines RVD and he falls on the turnbuckle groin first.]
Gertner- Damn!
Styles- you can say that again!
[Shane Douglas begins climbing the turnbuckle. Shane comes off the top rope with a superplex. RVD is on the ground holding his back, Douglas comes off the ropes with a diving elbow drop. Douglas picks RVD up and RVD DDts Shane Douglas onto the mat.]
Gertner- RVD, just DDTed, "TF"SD on to the M.A.T.!!!
Styles- Shut up!
[Rob Van Dam roundhouse kicks Shane Douglas. Douglas gets up and rushes RVD but is met by a dropkick. RVD picks Douglas up and he piledrives him, RVD picks him up again and he throws him to the ropes. RVD runs and splashes Douglas, Van Dam goes for it again but Douglas moves out of the way. "The Franchise" with a t-bone suplex to Rob Van Dam. Shane Douglas throws him to the ropes and he meets RVD with the Belly-to-Belly suplex! Douglas smashes Rob Van Dam into the canvas as hooks the leg for the pin. 1........ 2......... 3!]
Ladies And Gentlemen, The winner of this match... Shane Douglas!

The scene cuts backstage to where Ransom is walking down a hallway drinking a bottle of water. He walks past another hallway, and The Rock comes out from behind it. The fans pop and Ransom doesn’t know it happened. The Rock has a lead pipe and goes up behind Ransom. He nails Ransom right in the neck with the pipe. Ransom falls to the ground, and The Rock starts stomping on him. He gets down to a knee and starts to nail Ransom with right hands in the head. The Rock walks away as the fans cheer.

[--Joey Styles--] Oh my god! The Rock is back!
[--Joel Gertner--] I can’t believe it! He’s came back!
[-- “If Ya Smell, What The Rock, is Cookin!” is blared over the PA system. The fans go wild as they see the return of The Rock after he attacked Ransom backstage. --]
[--Joey Styles--] Here he comes!
[--Joel Gertner--] He’s back and he’s already laid the smackdown on Ransom!
[-- The Rock walks out from the back wearing the usual black slacks, 500 dollar shirt, 10,000 dollar shoes, a 15,000 dollar rolex, and his patented gold sunglasses. The Rock is walking down to the ring looking at the fans in the crowd. The Rock walks up the steel steps and up onto the apron. He walks over to the turnbuckle and steps up onto it raising his hand in the air. He steps down and steps into the ring. The ring announcer Lillian Garcia hands him a microphone. --]
[--”The Great One” The Rock--] The Rock can say that finally.. [The crowd sings along] The Rock…has come BACK to the NWO!!! [The fans are going crazy for The Rock] Now, last time you saw The Rock. The Rock said that he DOESN’T need the people. And that still stands true! [The fans begin to boo Rock] BUT……….The Rock wants the people!!! [Everyone in the audience begins to cheer louder then they ever have] Now, last time you saw The Rock. He was getting beaten by the D.M.A. Now, some of you may ask The Rock, “What is the D.M.A?” Well it’s very simple, it’s the dirty Mexican Association! Now, as far as Syzurz, Julio Garcia, and Senor Oscar go. The Rock just simply doesn’t give a damn about you! The Rock has beaten you before, and without a doubt The Rock can beat you! again. But to their friend, Maxx Payne. He talks about how he caused me pain and suffering. Maxx, you said you blemished my record. But if you look again, The Rock still stands eight and zero. And Maxx Payne stands four and four! So Maxx, shut your mouth, and KNOW YOUR ROLE! And The Rock isn’t talking about hot rolls, cold rolls, butter rolls, or any other kinds of damn rolls you can think of. Because the fact of the matter is. The Rock would have beaten your candy ass in the center of the ring 1…2…3! But your little D.M.A friends came to the ring and smacked The Rock in the head with a little metal cutter. But, The Rock doesn’t give a monkey’s ass about any four of you. The Rock is looking for bigger and better things. And what The Rock looks for, The Rock DEFINITELY gets!!
[--Jeol Gertner--] You damn right he does!
[--Joey Styles--] Without a doubt he does.
[--”The Great One” The Rock--] So, as most of you know. On the first showing of Monday Night Anarchy. Ransom fought Bob Holly in The Rock’s match. Ransom told Chuck Reese that he beat The Rock, which EVERONE knows he didn’t. So Ransom got The Rock’s match. The Rock should be number one contender. But The Rock’s not one to whine or bitch about it. The Rock’s one who will go after it and The Rock WILL win. There is no doubt about it.
[--Joey Styles--] He’s right! Everyone knows he will win!
[--”The Great One” The Rock--] Ransom, I see you’ve already sneaked your way to get your match with Sting for the Intercontinental Title next Monday. But as everyone saw in the back The Rock did what he does best and that’s layeth the smackethdown on ANYONE’S candy ass! But why? Why did “The Great One” lay the smackdown on their candy asses? The Rock will tell you why. I HATE that dumb ass Jabroni named Ransom. He told CEO Chuck Reese that he beat The Rock in the War of God’s tournament. But as everyone knows, he didn’t! So that should have been The Rock’s number one contender match. Ransom, anytime, anywhere, anyplace. The Rock will kick your roody-poo candy ass in the ring 1…2…3! So Ransom, what I just did to you in the back is NOTHING compared to what I will do to you in the ring when we get in the ring.
On to another subject. The Rock is tired of all these rookies coming in here and getting Title shots out the ass when The Rock is 8 and 0 and has only gotten ONE Television Title shot. Of course, it was a four-man tournament and The Rock proved himself by beating Kevin Nash and Ric Flair to win the Title. But a week later, the dirtiest Mexican in the D.M.A attacked The Rock backstage and stole The Rock’s TV Title. But The Rock doesn’t care about that Title. The Rock wants bigger and better things like The Rock said earlier.
One rookie that The Rock ABSOLUTELY hates is the biggest redneck walking God’s green Earth “Stone Cold” Steve Austin! [The fans start to cheer, but not as big as they do for Rock.] Go ahead and cheer while you can, because after Austin and The Rock step in the ring there will be nothing left to cheer for because The Rock will Rock Bottom his monkey ass in the center of the ring. Walk over to his head while the Millions… [The crowd: AND MILLIONS] And Millions…of The Rock’s fans are all chanting his name….. [CROWD: “Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!” The chant continues as Rock continues to talk but it slowly fades out.] As The Rock walks over to Stone Cold’s head. The Rock will slowly take off the elbow pad, The Rock will then precede the rest of the steps and The Rock will nail Austin with the most electrifying move in sports entertainment t! oday…The People’s Elbow!!! [The Rock is really getting the fans going]
Austin, The Rock has saw you challenging people to Iron man matches. Well The Rock says this. Austin, you have nothing Iron about you so what’s the point in having an Iron man match? The only Iron thing you have is the Iron panties you wear because you STILL haven’t got a piece of poontang pie and you NEVER will get a piece of poontang pie!!! Quite frankly, The Rock is sick and tired of your monkey crap Steve! The Rock watches you walk around thinking you’re big and bad because you beat Triple H. Wow, what an accomplishment. So, big deal. I’ve beat Triple H many times before in the WWF. So, he may be a three time champion in the NWO and a four time Champion in the WWF. But he’s been in the NWO for over a year while I’ve been here for about 3 to 4 months. Well I’m a 5 time WWF Champion and beat him twice for the belt, while he’s only beat me once for the belt. Bottom line Steve, is that The Rock can, and will, beat your monkey ass anywhere!
So Austin, what I’m getting down to is this. I see you are POSITIVELY not worthy of holding the number one contendership to the Net World Order Championship. So The Rock is challenging you to a match. Now, The Rock doesn’t give a damn what kind of match it is. But it’s going to happen. Sooner of later Steve, you will face me in the ending of your career. That’s something else. When the time comes for you to go one on one with “The Great One”, it’s going to be for your career. That’s right, “The Great One” The Rock versus “Stone Cold” Steve Austin in a career ending match. My Net World Order career versus your piece of monkey crap Net World Order career. Austin, you pick the time, the place, and what type of match. And The Rock will get in the ring and hand you your ass while I’m ending you career.
But now, onto the OLDER parts of the Net World Order like Jeff Jarrett, Shane Douglas, Hollywood Hogan, Triple H, and The Baltimore Assassin. First, we have Hollywood Hogan. Hollywood, I know you’re watching, and I want you to do me a favor. Take a good look at your Title you have. You see it, yeah, of course you do. Hollywood, take a long good look at it. Because after The Rock beats Austin’s ass in the ring. The Rock is coming after you and that Title. And The Rock will not be denied of winning it. There will be nothing in The Rock’s way of winning it. The Rock will run over everybody, Rock Bottom here, Rock Bottom there until my time finally comes when I get that Title around my waist.
[--Joey Styles--] And there is no doubt he can’t do it.
[--Joel Gertner--] I wouldnt go THAT far.....
[--”The Great One” The Rock--] Triple H won’t stand in The Rock’s way either. Hell, he can’t even beat Austin. So how will he be a problem? Triple H may be a three time NWO Champion. But The Rock wasn’t here to stop it. And if The Rock was, The Rock guaran-damn-tees that he wouldn’t be. Triple H, you USE to be ok. Key word, “use”. Now you absolutely suck! On the other hand, The Rock has always been great. And The Rock will always be great. So the fact of the matter is Triple H. Austin beat you, The Rock can kick your ass from Los Angeles to Miami!
[--Joey Styles--] That’s right! It will be “Game” over!
[--”The Great One” The Rock--]But to Shane Douglas, Sham, Shem, Shammy, Shommy, oh It Doesn’t Matter What Your Name Is! [The fans go wild as everyone knows that Douglas is the most hated man in the NWO] Shane, I don’t see why you’re still here in the NWO. I mean, you first came in and won the World Title when the NWO wasn't at it's finest. In other words, at it's lowest points in time. However, now that The Rock is here. Everything is going straight and fine. And eventually The Rock will step up in the spotlight and The Rock will take your place and become NWO Champion!
Jeff Jarrett, HA! You don't even have to worry about him. Hell, he better be glad he's getting banged everynight by Big Bubba Black in jail. Why do you think Jarrett left? Because he was afraid to get in the ring with "The Great One". So who cares about him.
Last but not least, the wanna-be pimp The Baltimore Assassin. Yeah, The Rock saw you trying to get Pamela Paulshock. Hell, The Rock bets no one in the back could pleasure her like The Rock did the other night. The way she has been following around The Rock. Trying to kiss The Rock. No one woman would ever want to leave The Rock's room after I night with him. So TBA, hell son, you might as well find a new gimmick.

But what it all comes down to is this. The Rock, back in the NWO. Wants a piece of Austin's ass. And Yes, The Rock will get it. He will kick Austin's roody-poo candy ass all over the ring and Rock Bottom on him. The Rock will get the 1...2...3. Then, The Rock takes Austin's #1 contendership. The Rock moves on to face Hollywood Hogan. The Rock kicks his monkey ass. Rock Bottom here, 1...2...3. The Rock will finally be on top and will be NWO Champion. [In a deep, slow voice] If Ya Smell..........What The Rock....................Is..Cookin!!!

[-- The Rock’s music hits the PA system loudly and the fans go wild. The Rock gets on the turnbuckle and raises his arm looking into the crowd. He steps down and heads toward the back. --]
Joey Styles: WOW! The rock has returned to the Net World Order!
Joel Gertner: Trash talking TBA aint gonna get him anywehre though!
Joey Styles: Fans, its time to go to the ring again for our HARDCORE title match up.
Hardcore Title Match
Randy Savage (Champion) VS Crash Holly

Garcia: Ladies and Genetlemen if I can have your attention please.The following match up is for one fall with Hardcore Rules applying and it is for the Net World Order Hardcore Championship.Introducing first the challenger.Hailing from Mobile,Alabama and weighing in at allegidly over 400 lbs here is Crash Holly
Crash Holly's Theme Music begins to play over the PA System system as Crash Holly makes his way down to the ring
Garcia: And his opponent hailing from Florida and weighing in at 256 pounds he is the NWO Hardcore Champion,here is "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Oh Yeah begins to play over the PA System as "Macho Man" Randy Savage makes his way down to the ring with the NWO Hardcore title around his waist as he is hiding something behind his back
Savage leaps through the ropes and catches Crash in the head with a lead pipe. Crash shakes it off and dodges a second swing. Then belly to belly's Savage, tossing the pipe to the canvas. Elbow drop by Crash As Savage staggers up, Crash sizes him up and tackles him down. Savage gets up and throws a left, Crash grabs the wrist and wristlocks him. Savage breaks out with a forearm to the chin of Crash and slides out to get a chair, but by the time he turns around, Crash catches up and clotheslines him from behind!
Styles: They're right in front of us now!
Crash whips Savage to the stairs and they crash apart as he hits them. Crash picks up the ringbell and sizes up Savage. Savage explodes, landing a chop, a punch, and a double axe handle of Crash. Savage grabs the bell and raises it, but Crash nails a knee to the groin and steals back the bell ringing it on Savage's skull! Crash reaches into the ring and brings out Savages pipe, then brings it down on his head. Savage sprawls out on the announcer's table.
Gertner:Get this fight away from us, would ya!?
Savage stands up, but Crash lays him out with the pipe again. He reaches for the bell, but Crash brings the pipe down on his arm. Crash drops the pipe and locks on the Cobra Clutch, showing Savage to the announcers.Savage then struggles to an upright position, then brings his foot back up into Crash's balls, making Crash release the hold. Savage spins around, backhanding Crash and sends him against the apron. In a flash Savage hops up on the announcer's table, and attempts a moonsault, on Crash Holly but in the last second Holly moves making Savage connect with the apron. Crash Holly takes a hold of Savage and deliver the Crash Course on the outside! The ref slides into position.. 1.......2........3!

Styles: New hardcore champion!!! new hardcore chmpion!!!
Gertner: How many Hardcore title wins is that for Crash anyways
Styles: I don't know but I think that Savage made a huge error going for that moonsault
Gertner: Thats what you get for being old aged and crazy. He should of known that he is too old to do a move like that.
Garcia: Here is your winner and new Net World Order Hardcore Champion.......Crash Holly!
[Suddenly "American Badass" begins to blare on over the PA system. The fans errupt in cheers as CEO Chuck Reese appears from the curtain! Reese is dressed in the new NWO logo T-Shirt and black slacks. Reese gets half way down the ramp and quickly does a 180, pointing toward the back. Out come Trish Stratus as the fans begin cheering even louder! Trish is in a pair of black leather pants and a black tank top. She gives The CEO a peck on the cheek and the couple continues to the ring. Reese and Stratus get to the announcers table and have a seat. Reese sits next to Gertner as Trish sits on Reese's lap.]
Joey Styles: Well fans we are joined for our main event by the "main man" himself CEO of the Net World Order, Chuck Reese! Chuck, always a pleasure to have you.
CEO Chuck Reese: Joey... I got the most beautiful woman in wrestling sitting on my lap, you really think I give a shit what you are saying?
Joel Gertner: Well Chuck if that is too much for you, Trish can sit on my lap! [Both Reese and Stratus turn and glare at Gertner who looks a little worried]
CEO Chuck Reese: Unless YOU want a match with Jeff Jarrett also, I suggest you never say that again! Got that FATASS?
Joey Styles: Ok fans, what we have been waiting for... Can GoldenBoy shead the critics and squeeze out a win to get him into the Net World Order? Or will "America's Most Wanted" Jeff Jarrett put an end to the glory?
CEO Chuck Reese: Jarrett better put an end to it or I will make sure he NEVER sees the light of day again!
MAIN EVENT
Steel Cage Match
Jeff Jarrett VS GoldenBoy
[Lilian Garcia stands outside the Steel Cage that has been lowerd over the ring.]
Lilian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for our main event! This match is scheduled for one fall and is too take place inside this steel cage![Garcia points to the cage as the fans get riled up]
Lilian Garcia: Introducing first.... if he wins tonight, he gets his shot at NWO Stardom... losses and he is gone FOR LIFE! Ladies and gentlemen... GOLDENBOY!
[GoldenBoy comes out to the ring to a mild amount of booing. Most still remember his last stint in the NWO]
Lilian Garcia: And his opponet, from Nashville Tennessee.. weighing in at 230 pounds... currently serving his prison sentance at Cleveland County Corrections facility... accomanied by Debra.. Ladies and Gentlemen.... JEFF JARRETT!
[Jarrett's "Cowboy" remix begins to play over the PA. Surprisingly, Jarrett comes out to a pop, the first time in his career. Jeff holds his guitar up high as he makes his way down to the ring. Debra smiles and winks at some of the male fans in the audience. Jeff begins to climb the cage first off! Once he makes it to the top, a bunch of pyro goes off begind him and he holds his guitar in the air one last time. Jarrett looks over to CEO Chuck Reese who is yelling at the top of his lungs...]
CEO Chuck Reese: You better BEAT HIS ASS Jeff.... I mean it!
[The cage is locked up as the bell sounds. GoldenBoy immediatly tries to gain the offesive upper hand, driving Jarrett into a corner and unleashing a fury of punches. Jeff quickly counters a punch and begins to hammer onto the head of GoldenBoy with his own punches. Jeff scoop slams GoldenBoy and applies a reverse chin lock. GoldenBoy quickly makes it to his feet and elbows Jeff in the midsection. GoldenBoy tosses Jeff to the ropes as Jeff'sback smashes hard into the cage. GoldenBoy dashes at Jarrett, who ducks as GoldenBoy attempts a running splash. GoldenBoy bounces off the cage as Jeff takes advantage, giving him an atomic drop.]
Joel Gertner: Looks like Double J is getting the job done so far!
Trish Stratus: Maybe, but look at him. He is about the most out of shape peice of shit I have ever seen! Thats sad that he used to be a former WORLD champion!
CEO Chuck Reese: Awwww, that title reign was a fluke...
Joey Styles: HA! I am sorry, but I gotta disagree Chuck, he beat his now friend Shane Douglas for that title!
CEO Chuck Reese: When I want you to open your trap, I will ask you too... capish?
[Back in the ring, Jeff clearly has the upper hand. Referee Earl Hebner backs off as Jarrett tosses GoldenBoy like a rag doll right by him. GoldenBoy smashes into the cage and now is bleeding from his head. Jeff reaches down into his tights and pulls out a pair of brass kunkles! Jeff begins to beat on GoldenBoy's head, which keeps getting bloodier by the minute.]
Joey Styles: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!? He cannot use those brass kucks!
CEO Chuck Reese: Sit the hell down and shut up, I made this a No DQ match! I wanna see GoldenBoy Suffer!
[Jeff begins climbing the cage, wanting to end this match and become victorious. Jarrett gets about half way up as GoldenBoy gets a second wind. GoldenBoy begins climbing the cage at the same time Jarrett is. Both men are trying their best to get to the top. Suddenly, The Baltimore Assassin runs down to ringside with a pair of bolt cutters! TBA snaps the lock off the cage and opens the door. TBA then reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a Table! The crowd is going nuts as TBA places the table into the center of the ring. TBA calls for Jeff, who now sees the table. Jarrett and GoldenBoy are now at the top of the cage As they exchange punches. Jarrett quickly blocks a punch and reaches behind GoldenBoy. Jarrett faces the center of the ring and dives off with GoldenBoy in his hand! HE JUST GAVE GOLDENBOY THE STROKE THROUGH A TABLE FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!]
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!
[GoldenBoy begins to flinch in pain as Jarrett make sthe cover. Earl Hebner makes the count. 1..........2...........3!]
Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match.... Jeff Jarrett!
[TBA begins to put the boots to GoldenBoy as Jarrett gets back to his feet. GoldenBoy is obviously knocked cold, not even moving. CEO Chuck Reese gets so excited that he jumps out of his announcer position and enters the cage. Reese starts jumping up and down as Jarrett and TBA look on. Reese extends his hand to Jarrett.. you can read his lips, telling Jarrett he did a "good job" Jarrett begins to shake Reese's hand but quickly wraps his arm around Reese's head and gives him The Stroke! The fans are loving it as TBA begins to crack up laughing. Debra steps into the ring with the guitar and hands it to Jarrett. TBA stands Reese on his feet as Jeff then gives Reese a guitar shot, busting him wide open! Trish jumps from her seat and storms the ring, tackling Debra as the two women engage in a cat fight! TBA and Jarrett stand back and admire the view as Cleveland County Corrections officers sneak up and handcuff Jarrett from behind. They spray MACE in TBA's eyes to keep him from getting involved with Taking Jarrett back into custidy. The scene cuts back to Gertner and Styles, who are watching in awe.]
Joel Gertner: CAT FIGHT... CAT FIGHT... MEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWW BABY!
Joey Styles: Jarrett is back into custiody! THANK GOD! Fans, this is Joey Styles for the NWO saying good night!