*~*~The scene opens to the Pyramid Arena in Memphis, Tennessee, the site of the June 23rd edition of Friday Night Inferno. The event has been long awaited, and it will have two thirds of the reformed Triple Threat battling against two Millionaire's! One, will show Jeff Jarrett returning against Sting for the I.C title in a Hell In A Cell, and the second, will be a Street fight Rules between Shane Douglas and Hollywood Hogan! Those two matches will headline the event tonight, and it should be a great show! *~*
*~* The Net World Order theme music plays over the speakers, and the Pyro going off in the arena! The cameras focus in on the center of the ring at an overview camera angle, and it fans cheer as the show is just about to get under way. Suddenly, over the NWOtron, the office of President Shawn Hall is shown. Hall is wearing a black business suit, and holding a clipboard in his hand while sitting back in a recliner chair, talking to a man that cannot be seen from the current angle! The camera man turns the camera slightly to reveal the man as one Hollywood Hogan! Hogan is wearing white boots, black and white "Hollywood" lightning pants, a white "Hollywood" weight-lifting belt, black finger gloves, a black tank top with a white "nWo" logo on it, and a black "Hollywood" bandanna! Hollywood looks at Hall, and says something to him as the fans follow on the NWOtron with open ears...*~*
Hollywood Hogan: Hey Shawn, Bronson told me you needed to talk with me! Well what's up brother!!
NWO President, Shawn Hall: Hollywood my man, are you ready to kick Shane Douglas's ass tonight?!?
Hollywood Hogan: Well of course Hall, I hate that son of a bitches guts, and I am going to kick his as tonight brother, you can count on that!!
NWO President, Shawn Hall: And your sure your ready for this?!?!
Hollywood Hogan: Of course I am ready Shawn, I have been ready since the little shit screwed me and my friends over on Takeover! Tonight is my night, so why are you so concerned on if I am ready or not!?!?
NWO President, Shawn Hall: Why am I so concerned!?! Because this man screwed me over and has manipulated MY federation, acting like he owns this damn place! And just between you and I Hollywood, everyone knows the truth, that your the only guy to take out Shane Douglas at this point and time, and you just gotta do it!!
Hollywood Hogan: Well I'll tell you what Shawn, I was going to go in their tonight and kick his ass for all the grief he has caused me as of late, and show him a little payback for what he did Tuesday! But if you want me to give him one, or two, or three for you Shawn Hall brother, I will GLADLY do it! Your my good friend Shawn, and Shane Douglas is both mine and yours worst enemy! He will be eliminated, even if I have to run him over multiple times with my hummer during that Street fight rules match, he will go down brother!! I won't let you down Shawn!!
NWO President, Shawn Hall: I hope you don't Hollywood, because if you do beat Shane Douglas, there will be a very nice bonus on your check when it arrives in the mail, I will make sure of that!!
Hollywood Hogan: And I will make sure Douglas is eliminated brother, because that son of a bitch is playing by my rules, THE BADDEST MAN ALIVE'S rules, and I am going to put Shane in his place, and reveal him as the sadistic coward that EVERYONE knows he really is!! I am sure you got business to take care of Shawn my man, and ya know, I got some business of my own to take care of! And it needs to be taken care of, in that damn ring! So if you excuse me, I got fans to address!!
NWO President, Shawn Hall: Good Luck Hollywood, and take care!!
Hollywood Hogan: Ya, you too brother!!
*~*With that, Hollywood exits the building and begins walking toward the main entrance of the arena! The fans watching over the NWOtron go wild and cheer louder and louder as Hogan comes closer. Slipping into the center of the ring is NWO Reporter/Interviewer "Mean" Gene Okerlund, who has a mic in the center of the ring! The footage on the NWOtron cuts off, and the fans are left listening to gene Okerlund in the center of the ring.*~*
"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Ladies and gentlemen if I can have your attention for just one moment while I introduce my guest at this time! He is in fact, a dear friend to me, and a Net World Order all around wrestling LEGEND!! He has done it all, and tonight, he will try to continue to reign supreme, when he faces the leader of The Triple Threat, Shane Douglas! Folks, tonight I bring you the man that made the business with his bare hands! The ICON of this sport today, and the "GOD" of wrestling, Hollywoooooood Hooooogan!!!
*~*The fans rise to their feet and the capacity crowd goes crazy with cheers. Voodoo Chile by Jimmy Hendrix hits the speakers, and from the top of the ramp way walks Hollywood Hogan, playing air guitar as pyro shoots off behind him! Hollywood walks towards the ring giving fives to the screaming fans on his way down, and climbs in the ring! He immediately tears the "nWo" shirt, and the fans chant his name loudly throughout the Pyramid! Hollywood flexes in the ring for a while, and then "Mean" Gene begins to speak to the man...*~*
"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Hollywood, once again, it is a pleasure to have you in the ring with us at this time! Now, it's obvious why you are out here tonight, to have this interview in regards to your Street fight rules match later tonight! It's no question who is on your mind Hollywood, in fact, I believe the name says it all, Shane Douglas!!
Hollywood Hogan: (The fans boo the mentioning of Douglas's name, as Hogan gets ready to respond) Well ya know what "Mean" Gene?!? That name alone DOES in fact tell it all, that Shane Douglas is nothing but a punk ass, cowardly, "WANNA HAVE THE CAREER THAT HOLLYWOOD HAS HAD" chicken shit little bitch!! That right there, is a definition of that name alone brother!! And nothing beats the truth Gene, and what I just pointed out about Douglas is NOTHING BUT the truth! And it will all be proven, it will all be witnessed later tonight, when I stick my size 16 boot right up Shane's ass!!(The fans cheer loudly, and Hogan points out at them)I gave Shane Douglas plenty of warnings! I let him know that he has gone way over the boundary line, and I warned him of the attack! But Douglas, you just couldn't listen could ya!?!? You just couldn't face the facts, that! I made you, and I will break you!! Douglas, you have mocked Hollywood long enough brother, and when I said it's WAR, I meant it!! Ya see brother, The Millionaire's/Triple Threat War begins now, and may end at the PPV Hawaii Beach Havoc, or not, who knows!! But tonight, tonight we will battle, and I will win this battle brother! And you want to know why!?! Because I don't go down twice, and I sure as hell don't go down twice to someone as dishonorable as you!! So get ready for the Street fight rules Shane, because in the main event, I will make a MAN out of you, boy!!!(The fans go nuts and chant for Hollywood, as Hogan moves his hand around his ear)
After all the frustration, after all the games, after all the damn BULLSHIT I have had to put up with coming from Douglas, I will FINALLY get to express some true emotion, by living up to my word, and kicking Shane's ass like a red-headed stepchild!! HA! Brother, you bumped heads with the wrong bull! And now, this bull is going to stampede right through your ass, and leave you out of work for hopefully, a very long time!! Shane Douglas, ever since coming to the Net World Order, you have been nothing but a burden! From the day I first entered the NWO, I found myself hating you! Hating you so much that I had to take care of you, until the time I beat you for the World Title! From then on, it has been nothing but scheming, plotting, and "screwing" towards Hollywood! I thought it would never end brother, but fortunately for me, I am back in control JACK!!(The fans go nuts and Hogan looks on grinning!)That's right,! you heard it as well as all these fans! Tonight's the night, that you learn from the master!! Because tonight brother, I make the rules, I say what goes, and tonight I have a surprise, yes, a "SURPRISE" for you Douglas! Now this one will be a shocker brother, and it may shock you in so many ways that you will become paralyzed, from head to toe dude! I know your watching this Douglas, and your probably thinking, what the hell does Hollywood have in store for you?!? Well let's just say it ain't pretty brother, because it is TOO DAMN LATE to get on your knees and beg Hollywood for forgiveness!! It won't work, because I am going by my two favorite words in this specific scenario, which is "NO MERCEY!!!"(The fans go crazy for Hogan, and Hogan bites his teeth showing his serious behavior! The fans continue cheering, as Gene jumps in to ask Hollywood a question)
"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Hollywood, tonight these fans will get their moneys worth I can assure them all that, and we will see the "NO MERCEY" attitude in an incredible Street fight rules match! But right now, I have to ask you about your little meeting with Shawn Hall just a few moments ago! The fans all witnessed Shawn Hall ask you to take out Douglas, and you responded agreeingly! Is their some sort of an alliance with you and The President, Shawn Hall?!?
Hollywood Hogan: An alliance?!? More like a friendship brother!! Back in the days when Shawn Hall came in as President, he knew that Hollywood was STILL the man brother, and despite the rumors of me being to old to compete, Shawn Hall fought to keep me in the Net World Order! And because of him, I am still here today, still ticking, and still kicking ass brother!! No thanks to guys like YOU Shane Douglas, the punk that does nothing but bring turmoil to a fed ran by Shawn Hall, a man that wants nothing more than a successful business! But no, you Shane Douglas screw everything up with your little 2 year-old pranks, and smart ass remarks to staff members, and fellow superstars! And because this man asked for the favor, for me to eliminate you, I am going to do just that brother!! You ran your mouth one too many times Douglas, and now, that mouth of yours is going to be on the ground, kissing the ground I walk on punk!!(The fans roar for Hollywood, and Hogan grins slightly in the ring)Every minute, no, every SECOND I sit here anticipating our match, and waiting for the end of the night to come, I get the sudden urge to walk to the back, tear down your dressing room door, and beat the hell out of you and your Triple Threat bed buddies!! But I keep telling myself Douglas. I tell myself to relax, and wait it out, because soon enough, all my stored aggressions will be let go. And when all my aggressions are let go, I EXPLODE, and STRAP YOU DOWN with more anger, and more aggression then EVER seen BEFORE in a man brother!!! And you will realize that I am not just an ordinary man, you will realize, that "I...AM...GOD!"(Hogan stares into the crowd listening to the noise factor from the fans, and shows a mean look on his face, like a man possessed)
I am everything you wish to be, the man you wish you were, the impact I had on wrestling you wish you had, and the funny thing is that you know all of this brother!! You know it, and I know it! And if you want to talk about mind games Shane, let's talk about that hole that is eating away at you, because you can't STAND the fact that I am 10 Times the man you are, and it is killing you inside!!(The fans go nuts and Hogan continues to talk louder into the mic)That is why your so spiteful, and so cruel, it's because you had a hard life! Always being in the shadows of other can do that to a man!(Hogan highers his pitch and begins to mock Shane Douglas)Well BOO-HOO-HOO!! Poor Shane Douglas, he doesn't mean to be so mean!! It's just that he had a tough life!(Back to normal voice)Douglas, you truly are pathetic BR! AH! Your the only fake in the NWO dude, a fake that acts like he's mean, but in reality, is a PEE-WIPPED smart-ass punk! Not me Douglas! I can be mean, whenever the hell I want to be mean! And when I become set-off, like you set me off, I become more DANGEROUS than ever! Just ask Bobby Heenan! Tonight, you Douglas, will be at the mercy, of Hollywood!! And in that Street fight rules match, after I am done taking your ass apart piece by piece Shane Douglas, I am going to join my fellow Millionaire's, in celebration brother!! Because tonight, is The Millionaire's night! Our night for revenge, and our night to shine!! So bring out, my "fellow" Millionaire's!!
*~*All of a sudden The Wolfpac theme music hits the speakers, and the fans go nuts with cheers and chants for The Millionaire's! Hollywood stands on the middle inside rope and points towards the entrance ramp! Then, from behind the back wall walks "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, and Sting all dressed for action!! The four men join Hogan in the center of the ring with the fans going nuts! Hogan embraces with his friends, and then quiets the fans to speak some more!*~*Hollywood Hogan: Ya see Shane Douglas, this is true Unity brother!! The faction you see standing right in front of you, is the greatest to ever grace a NET WORLD ORDER ring! Not The Triple Threat, the Millionaire's! We are the legends of this sport Douglas, and we are the makers of guys like you! And now, it's time to seperate the dogs from the pups! And Douglas, I will guarantee you that I will be running with the dogs, while you stay behind, to PISS with the pups! It doesn't matter either way, because tonight is OUR night, and your ass, will be another chapter, listed under VICTIM, in Hollywood's record books!! So Brother, What Ya Gonna Do, When Hollywood and The Millionaire's, ANIHALATE YOU!!!
*~*The fans rise to their feet again, and the roof looks as if it is about to EXPLODE!! Voodoo Child hits the speakers and the noise becomes even more deafening, as The Millionaire's play to the fans!! After a short while, The Millionaire's begin to head on to the back when Hogan stops for a few words into the camera!*~*Hollywood Hogan: (With his face burried in the camera) Shane Douglas, I hope your prepared brother, because your in for a VERY long night! Get ready for the ass-kicking Douglas, brother, I know it will most definitely be TOOOOOO SWWWWEEEEEETTTTTT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*~*After that statement, Hollywood makes his way to the back, and the scene fades to a paid advertisement for the Hawaii Beach Havoc Pay Per View...*~*