*~*~The scene opens to the Pyramid Arena in Memphis, Tennessee, the site of the June 23rd edition of Friday Night Inferno. The event has been long awaited, and it will have two thirds of the reformed Triple Threat battling against two Millionaire's! One, will show Jeff Jarrett returning against Sting for the I.C title in a Hell In A Cell, and the second, will be a Street fight Rules between Shane Douglas and Hollywood Hogan! Those two matches will headline the event tonight, and it should be a great show! *~*

*~* The Net World Order theme music plays over the speakers, and the Pyro going off in the arena! The cameras focus in on the center of the ring at an overview camera angle, and it fans cheer as the show is just about to get under way. Suddenly, over the NWOtron, the office of President Shawn Hall is shown. Hall is wearing a black business suit, and holding a clipboard in his hand while sitting back in a recliner chair, talking to a man that cannot be seen from the current angle! The camera man turns the camera slightly to reveal the man as one Hollywood Hogan! Hogan is wearing white boots, black and white "Hollywood" lightning pants, a white "Hollywood" weight-lifting belt, black finger gloves, a black tank top with a white "nWo" logo on it, and a black "Hollywood" bandanna! Hollywood looks at Hall, and says something to him as the fans follow on the NWOtron with open ears...*~*

Hollywood Hogan: Hey Shawn, Bronson told me you needed to talk with me! Well what's up brother!!

NWO President, Shawn Hall: Hollywood my man, are you ready to kick Shane Douglas's ass tonight?!?

Hollywood Hogan: Well of course Hall, I hate that son of a bitches guts, and I am going to kick his as tonight brother, you can count on that!!

NWO President, Shawn Hall: And your sure your ready for this?!?!

Hollywood Hogan: Of course I am ready Shawn, I have been ready since the little shit screwed me and my friends over on Takeover! Tonight is my night, so why are you so concerned on if I am ready or not!?!?

NWO President, Shawn Hall: Why am I so concerned!?! Because this man screwed me over and has manipulated MY federation, acting like he owns this damn place! And just between you and I Hollywood, everyone knows the truth, that your the only guy to take out Shane Douglas at this point and time, and you just gotta do it!!

Hollywood Hogan: Well I'll tell you what Shawn, I was going to go in their tonight and kick his ass for all the grief he has caused me as of late, and show him a little payback for what he did Tuesday! But if you want me to give him one, or two, or three for you Shawn Hall brother, I will GLADLY do it! Your my good friend Shawn, and Shane Douglas is both mine and yours worst enemy! He will be eliminated, even if I have to run him over multiple times with my hummer during that Street fight rules match, he will go down brother!! I won't let you down Shawn!!

NWO President, Shawn Hall: I hope you don't Hollywood, because if you do beat Shane Douglas, there will be a very nice bonus on your check when it arrives in the mail, I will make sure of that!!

Hollywood Hogan: And I will make sure Douglas is eliminated brother, because that son of a bitch is playing by my rules, THE BADDEST MAN ALIVE'S rules, and I am going to put Shane in his place, and reveal him as the sadistic coward that EVERYONE knows he really is!! I am sure you got business to take care of Shawn my man, and ya know, I got some business of my own to take care of! And it needs to be taken care of, in that damn ring! So if you excuse me, I got fans to address!!

NWO President, Shawn Hall: Good Luck Hollywood, and take care!!

Hollywood Hogan: Ya, you too brother!!

*~*With that, Hollywood exits the building and begins walking toward the main entrance of the arena! The fans watching over the NWOtron go wild and cheer louder and louder as Hogan comes closer. Slipping into the center of the ring is NWO Reporter/Interviewer "Mean" Gene Okerlund, who has a mic in the center of the ring! The footage on the NWOtron cuts off, and the fans are left listening to gene Okerlund in the center of the ring.*~*

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Ladies and gentlemen if I can have your attention for just one moment while I introduce my guest at this time! He is in fact, a dear friend to me, and a Net World Order all around wrestling LEGEND!! He has done it all, and tonight, he will try to continue to reign supreme, when he faces the leader of The Triple Threat, Shane Douglas! Folks, tonight I bring you the man that made the business with his bare hands! The ICON of this sport today, and the "GOD" of wrestling, Hollywoooooood Hooooogan!!!

*~*The fans rise to their feet and the capacity crowd goes crazy with cheers. Voodoo Chile by Jimmy Hendrix hits the speakers, and from the top of the ramp way walks Hollywood Hogan, playing air guitar as pyro shoots off behind him! Hollywood walks towards the ring giving fives to the screaming fans on his way down, and climbs in the ring! He immediately tears the "nWo" shirt, and the fans chant his name loudly throughout the Pyramid! Hollywood flexes in the ring for a while, and then "Mean" Gene begins to speak to the man...*~*

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Hollywood, once again, it is a pleasure to have you in the ring with us at this time! Now, it's obvious why you are out here tonight, to have this interview in regards to your Street fight rules match later tonight! It's no question who is on your mind Hollywood, in fact, I believe the name says it all, Shane Douglas!!

Hollywood Hogan: (The fans boo the mentioning of Douglas's name, as Hogan gets ready to respond) Well ya know what "Mean" Gene?!? That name alone DOES in fact tell it all, that Shane Douglas is nothing but a punk ass, cowardly, "WANNA HAVE THE CAREER THAT HOLLYWOOD HAS HAD" chicken shit little bitch!! That right there, is a definition of that name alone brother!! And nothing beats the truth Gene, and what I just pointed out about Douglas is NOTHING BUT the truth! And it will all be proven, it will all be witnessed later tonight, when I stick my size 16 boot right up Shane's ass!!(The fans cheer loudly, and Hogan points out at them)I gave Shane Douglas plenty of warnings! I let him know that he has gone way over the boundary line, and I warned him of the attack! But Douglas, you just couldn't listen could ya!?!? You just couldn't face the facts, that! I made you, and I will break you!! Douglas, you have mocked Hollywood long enough brother, and when I said it's WAR, I meant it!! Ya see brother, The Millionaire's/Triple Threat War begins now, and may end at the PPV Hawaii Beach Havoc, or not, who knows!! But tonight, tonight we will battle, and I will win this battle brother! And you want to know why!?! Because I don't go down twice, and I sure as hell don't go down twice to someone as dishonorable as you!! So get ready for the Street fight rules Shane, because in the main event, I will make a MAN out of you, boy!!!(The fans go nuts and chant for Hollywood, as Hogan moves his hand around his ear)

After all the frustration, after all the games, after all the damn BULLSHIT I have had to put up with coming from Douglas, I will FINALLY get to express some true emotion, by living up to my word, and kicking Shane's ass like a red-headed stepchild!! HA! Brother, you bumped heads with the wrong bull! And now, this bull is going to stampede right through your ass, and leave you out of work for hopefully, a very long time!! Shane Douglas, ever since coming to the Net World Order, you have been nothing but a burden! From the day I first entered the NWO, I found myself hating you! Hating you so much that I had to take care of you, until the time I beat you for the World Title! From then on, it has been nothing but scheming, plotting, and "screwing" towards Hollywood! I thought it would never end brother, but fortunately for me, I am back in control JACK!!(The fans go nuts and Hogan looks on grinning!)That's right,! you heard it as well as all these fans! Tonight's the night, that you learn from the master!! Because tonight brother, I make the rules, I say what goes, and tonight I have a surprise, yes, a "SURPRISE" for you Douglas! Now this one will be a shocker brother, and it may shock you in so many ways that you will become paralyzed, from head to toe dude! I know your watching this Douglas, and your probably thinking, what the hell does Hollywood have in store for you?!? Well let's just say it ain't pretty brother, because it is TOO DAMN LATE to get on your knees and beg Hollywood for forgiveness!! It won't work, because I am going by my two favorite words in this specific scenario, which is "NO MERCEY!!!"(The fans go crazy for Hogan, and Hogan bites his teeth showing his serious behavior! The fans continue cheering, as Gene jumps in to ask Hollywood a question)

"Mean" Gene Okerlund: Hollywood, tonight these fans will get their moneys worth I can assure them all that, and we will see the "NO MERCEY" attitude in an incredible Street fight rules match! But right now, I have to ask you about your little meeting with Shawn Hall just a few moments ago! The fans all witnessed Shawn Hall ask you to take out Douglas, and you responded agreeingly! Is their some sort of an alliance with you and The President, Shawn Hall?!?

Hollywood Hogan: An alliance?!? More like a friendship brother!! Back in the days when Shawn Hall came in as President, he knew that Hollywood was STILL the man brother, and despite the rumors of me being to old to compete, Shawn Hall fought to keep me in the Net World Order! And because of him, I am still here today, still ticking, and still kicking ass brother!! No thanks to guys like YOU Shane Douglas, the punk that does nothing but bring turmoil to a fed ran by Shawn Hall, a man that wants nothing more than a successful business! But no, you Shane Douglas screw everything up with your little 2 year-old pranks, and smart ass remarks to staff members, and fellow superstars! And because this man asked for the favor, for me to eliminate you, I am going to do just that brother!! You ran your mouth one too many times Douglas, and now, that mouth of yours is going to be on the ground, kissing the ground I walk on punk!!(The fans roar for Hollywood, and Hogan grins slightly in the ring)Every minute, no, every SECOND I sit here anticipating our match, and waiting for the end of the night to come, I get the sudden urge to walk to the back, tear down your dressing room door, and beat the hell out of you and your Triple Threat bed buddies!! But I keep telling myself Douglas. I tell myself to relax, and wait it out, because soon enough, all my stored aggressions will be let go. And when all my aggressions are let go, I EXPLODE, and STRAP YOU DOWN with more anger, and more aggression then EVER seen BEFORE in a man brother!!! And you will realize that I am not just an ordinary man, you will realize, that "I...AM...GOD!"(Hogan stares into the crowd listening to the noise factor from the fans, and shows a mean look on his face, like a man possessed)

I am everything you wish to be, the man you wish you were, the impact I had on wrestling you wish you had, and the funny thing is that you know all of this brother!! You know it, and I know it! And if you want to talk about mind games Shane, let's talk about that hole that is eating away at you, because you can't STAND the fact that I am 10 Times the man you are, and it is killing you inside!!(The fans go nuts and Hogan continues to talk louder into the mic)That is why your so spiteful, and so cruel, it's because you had a hard life! Always being in the shadows of other can do that to a man!(Hogan highers his pitch and begins to mock Shane Douglas)Well BOO-HOO-HOO!! Poor Shane Douglas, he doesn't mean to be so mean!! It's just that he had a tough life!(Back to normal voice)Douglas, you truly are pathetic BR! AH! Your the only fake in the NWO dude, a fake that acts like he's mean, but in reality, is a PEE-WIPPED smart-ass punk! Not me Douglas! I can be mean, whenever the hell I want to be mean! And when I become set-off, like you set me off, I become more DANGEROUS than ever! Just ask Bobby Heenan! Tonight, you Douglas, will be at the mercy, of Hollywood!! And in that Street fight rules match, after I am done taking your ass apart piece by piece Shane Douglas, I am going to join my fellow Millionaire's, in celebration brother!! Because tonight, is The Millionaire's night! Our night for revenge, and our night to shine!! So bring out, my "fellow" Millionaire's!!

*~*All of a sudden The Wolfpac theme music hits the speakers, and the fans go nuts with cheers and chants for The Millionaire's! Hollywood stands on the middle inside rope and points towards the entrance ramp! Then, from behind the back wall walks "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Bret "The Hitman" Hart, and Sting all dressed for action!! The four men join Hogan in the center of the ring with the fans going nuts! Hogan embraces with his friends, and then quiets the fans to speak some more!*~*

Hollywood Hogan: Ya see Shane Douglas, this is true Unity brother!! The faction you see standing right in front of you, is the greatest to ever grace a NET WORLD ORDER ring! Not The Triple Threat, the Millionaire's! We are the legends of this sport Douglas, and we are the makers of guys like you! And now, it's time to seperate the dogs from the pups! And Douglas, I will guarantee you that I will be running with the dogs, while you stay behind, to PISS with the pups! It doesn't matter either way, because tonight is OUR night, and your ass, will be another chapter, listed under VICTIM, in Hollywood's record books!! So Brother, What Ya Gonna Do, When Hollywood and The Millionaire's, ANIHALATE YOU!!!

*~*The fans rise to their feet again, and the roof looks as if it is about to EXPLODE!! Voodoo Child hits the speakers and the noise becomes even more deafening, as The Millionaire's play to the fans!! After a short while, The Millionaire's begin to head on to the back when Hogan stops for a few words into the camera!*~*

Hollywood Hogan: (With his face burried in the camera) Shane Douglas, I hope your prepared brother, because your in for a VERY long night! Get ready for the ass-kicking Douglas, brother, I know it will most definitely be TOOOOOO SWWWWEEEEEETTTTTT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*~*After that statement, Hollywood makes his way to the back, and the scene fades to a paid advertisement for the Hawaii Beach Havoc Pay Per View...*~*

[ Commercial Break ]

[ The scene opens up inside “The Pyramid” in Memphis, Tennessee. The fans are all hyped and ready for GREAT Friday night Inferno action. The camera zooms around through the whole audience. Then, the camera quickly cuts to ringside where Jerry “The King” Lawler and Jim Ross sit. ]

Jim Ross: Welcome to the NWO’s Friday Night Inferno! I’m Jim Ross along with my companion, Jerry “The King” Lawler!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Hello NWO fans. I’m Jerry “The King” Lawler, the best commentator the NWO has ever had, or ever will have.

Jim Ross: Yeah, King. But who cares! Because last Tuesday Night, we saw one of the GREATEST nights in professional wrestling! On overload, we had a six-man tag match up set with Shane Douglas and two partners versus Hollywood Hogan, Bret Hart, and the NWO Intercontinental Champion Sting! Now, Douglas said he didn’t have any partners, but watch this….

[ Up on the NWOtron, it goes to a tape from Tuesday Overload. It shows Hollywood Hulk Hogan hitting the leg drop on Shane Douglas, then the lights go out. When they come back on, Jeff Jarrett is standing there over Hogan with a busted guitar lying on the ground. The tape goes to later on in the match, Sting has Douglas hooked up with the Scorpion Death Lock and then “Enter Sandman” blares over the PA system. The Sandman runs out and nails Sting with his singapore cane. The, it shows Douglas, Jarrett, and Sandman giving the three finger “Triple Threat” sign. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Yes, that’s right! The GREATEST stable in ALL of professional wrestling has come back together! Triple Threat! Jeff Jarrett and the Sandman have come back in, and ol’ Double J gets a shot at his Intercontinental Title!

Jim Ross: What?! King, you know damn well that Sting worked his ass off to get that Intercontinental Title.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What? Sting only has a record of five and 0. “The Chosen One”, the true Intercontinental Champion has the best record of nineteen and three!

Jim Ross: He may have more wins, but Sting is undefeated. King, shut up! Can you believe those words from Hollywood Hogan? Hold on, something coming on……

[ From nowhere "Welcome To The Jungle" begins to blare over the PA, as The Triple Threat makes their way down to the ring! Douglas, Francine, Sandman, Woman, Jarrett and Debra all make their way to the ring. Once inside, Douglas pushes The announcer out of the way and grabs the mic. He looks pretty serious. ]

DOUGLAS: CUT THE F***ING MUSIC!(Music stops as the boos and hatred continue to pour down on the three in the ring.) SHUT UP! (Doesn't do much good, the fans continue to boo even louder. Douglas is standing on the turnbuckle now, cussing and yelling at the fans, who start chanting, "SHANE SUCKS! SHANE SUCKS! SHANE SUCKS!")

DOUGLAS: Jesus Christ, people, don't you have any freaking respect for the most feared organization in all of pro wrestling! I mean, here we are trying to save the NWO from the forces of age and mold, and not a single damn one of you in this audience tonight appreciate the effort I put in! After all, I'm doing this for truth, justice, and the American way of kicking ass! So, ladies and gentlemen, how about getting on your feet and showing some respect for the Triple Threat! After all, without us, the NWO would be in the toilet and you all know it!

(Douglas lifts his arms into the air expecting to receive that shower of love and affection. The shower is a little different though, beer cups and hot dog wrappers. One half empty beer cup hits Douglas in the back of the head. He turns around with Sandman and Jarrett and unleashes another round of obscenities into the audience. Then, Douglas turns around and resumes his lecture to the crowd.)

DOUGLAS: Of course, folks, we all know how jealous each and every one of you are tonight. After all, it's so damn hard to be as great as "The Franchise" is! I mean, look at me! There is no finer wrestler in the world today then Shane Douglas! Meanwhile, most of you look like you came out of the pages of "White Trash Illustrated!" (More boos) I have proven time and again how God Damn great I am, but it seems that the rest of you are more worried about having enough money out of your welfare checks to buy soap! That is, judging from the wreak that I'm catching up here, if there is actually anyone out there who knows what the hell soap actually is and what you REALLY use it for! And it's not just for decoration in your Uncle Louie's bathroom!

(Fans get even angrier as Douglas, Sandman, and Jarrett just laugh at them. Douglas resumes.)

DOUGLAS: Anyway, Hollywood Hogan! Old age has really set in, because if you think you're walking in here tonight and kicking my ass, you REALLY need a check-up from the neck up! In fact, Hogan, I have a real feeling you may want to check with your insurance agent tonight. You know, make sure you're caught up on your payments! You call yourself the baddest man in the world, Hulk or Hollywood or Horatio or Horny or whatever the hell you want to call yourself tonight? The baddest-smelling, definitely! The worst looking, without question! The baddest in you don't use toilet paper, deodorant, or toothpaste, WHOA! And of course, how could I be so stupid to forget your sunglasses! The cheap ones on your face you pick up off the rack at the local K-Mart along with the other inbred' who follow and worship the ground you walk on! Which brings to the BAD odor coming from the feet of Hollywood! Maybe I want to avoid the big boot so I don't suffocate!

(Douglas snickers as the fans start up with a chant of "HOGAN! HOGAN! HOGAN!")

DOUGLAS: Well, since I know how much you want to hear from the rest of the gang, I'll just finish off with this! Speaking of bad, you are exercising VERY, VERY, VERY FREAKING BAD judgment! Because tonight, you're walking right into the hornets' nest without the protective gear on! You talk about how you're going to break my head open and make my insides spill onto the floor, go right on ahead man! Because, BRAH, you're not walking out of the arena in one piece tonight! In fact, you can consider it a miracle from the Vatican if you walk out of here at all! Because myself and the Triple Threat are going to make sure you don't walk out of here tonight! Hollywood Hogan, you've made your bed, now I'm going to put it in the hospital, complete with IVs, glucose and sponge baths! Don't worry, Holly, we'll make sure you have plenty of company too, once Sandman and Jarrett put your fellow octogenarians Sting and Hart in the same ward with you! Be careful of what you wish for, Hogan, because you're about to get it right up your ass! Now, the Reverend of Slap has something for you losers!

(Fans start up with more boos as Douglas passes the mic to Jarrett.)

Jeff Jarrett: Reverend Of SLAP... I kinda like that!..... Anyway, when I arrived here today, I was not sure why they called this place the COW Palace......

[Jeff pauses to hear the fans reaction filled with boos and jeers....]

Jeff Jarrett: Yup, after coming out her tonight and seeing these women, I know this is the COW palace, ..... every single man in this audience would rather fuck a cow rather that his woman! I mean, I have seen some UGLY people, but for the sake of NWO ratings, put a fucking bag over your head!

[Again, the crowd begins to boo and little the ring with trash. Jeff looks up into the rafters and points to the Cage hanging high above the ring.]

Jeff Jarrett: Tonight, all of you white trash FAGS here in San FAG-sisco will witness an event more horrid that you Slapnuts getting another queer up the ass! Tonight, Sting will be bloodied, hurt and just a plain overall mess when "The Chosen One" is done with him! Sting can call himself "The Franchise" all he wants, but I think we ALL know who the REAL Franchise is...... Nonetheless, Sting still deserves some credit. He is a lot more adapting than what most of the other guys are in the back... I mean, he fits in PERFECTLY with all of you QUEERS!

[A gay couple wearing "Millionaire's Club" T-Shirts stand hand-in-hand in the front row booing at The Triple Threat. The one man gives the other a kiss on the cheek to show affection.]

Jeff Jarrett: WHAT THE F*CK?!?! Will you two Hogan lovers in the front row get a room?!? [The one man flips off Jeff] Yeah, F#CK YOU TOO!

Jeff Jarrett: You people in this town need to realize that Sting Lovin FAGS like that need to be shipped out of this country. Better yet, how about we give them each a complementary pair of "concrete shoes" and watch them swim in the Pacific Ocean!

Jeff Jarrett: Sting, you can cry and bitch all you want about supposedly having the Triple Threat BEAT this past Tuesday, The fact of the matter is that even on your BEST night, you are no match for me on my WORST! In just a hour or two Sting, you will get it through that thick head of yours why I am a Three Time NWO Intercontinental Champion! I was HAND PICKED by Shane Douglas to regain that title to bring it home where it rightfully belongs.... With the TRIPLE THREAT!

Jeff Jarrett: Sting, Because I am a nice guy, I am giving you the opportunity to just hand the belt over to me! Thats right, as soon as you step into that cage to face me,......[Jarrett gets on his knees and looks up at the Sandman] All you gotta say is..."Please Mr. Jarrett, I have no intention of getting my ass kicked by you tonight! I do not want to end up in the hospital like you had with Bret Hart and Hulk Hogan! PLLLLLLLLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE Mr. Jarrett, I am begging you!

[The Triple Threat is hysterically laughing in the ring, as the fans continue to boo and little the ringside area with trash.]

Jeff Jarrett: That would be the SMART thing to do Sting, but hanging out at the bingo halls may have given your brain a strain, with all those letter and number combinations! So I personally invite you to the CELL... and prepare to get your ASS KICKED, cause that title is MINE SLAPPY!

[ Jeff continues to speak, but no sound can be heard. The NWO Censors have shut off his mic! Furious, Jeff begins to curse even more in the ring. He grows red with anger and throws the mic violently to the mat. Douglas smirks and tries to calm Jeff down. The fans are still in an uproar over what "the Franchise" and "the Chosen One" have had to say. The boos and jeers turn into a thunderous "Sandman Sucks!" The "Extreme Icon" flicks his cigarette out into the front row as Woman hands him the mic. ]

The Sandman: What the hell is this all about, the damn Presidents beg me to come back to the NWO, then they run my first show back in this shit hole of an excuse for a city? God Damn, what kind of way is that to treat your fucking stars? You've got fags protesting everywhere, skipping up and down the street? I almost puked!

The Sandman: I'm going to make this short and sweet, before you idiots start getting any damn thoughts. I came back for one reason, and one reason only. And that is to take out the Hitmen...I mean, the Millionaire wannabes once and for all. Hogan, last time I ran around this pathetic promotion, I had just wiped the mat with your wrinkled, steroid ridden ass. Things haven't changed one bit, son. You're still a bitch whose head is greased up and ready to please the president like only you can. Hogan, I said it, and proved it, the first time around, fuck your God Damn games, it won't work with me. This is reality, brother, and you don't stand a chance in anything but your cartoon network that you try to run.

The Sandman: Enough about you, Hogan, your time will come. I see I'm taking on another part of the Retirement Home buddies this Tuesday. I don't know why, but this idiot must still be a hero to a lot of people, because I see too damn many people wearing pink out here tonight. Oh, that's right, there was a special on GLAAD-dot-com last week, you c***suckers couldn't resist! I bet Bret's flattered!

The Sandman: Hart, you say you're the best the was, the best there is, blah blah blah. Cut the dribble drabble, this Tuesday you're stepping into the ring with one pissed off "Icon"!

[ The fans in San Francisco have had just about enough of the bashing from the Sandman and have begun littering the ring with trash. Several fans have jumped the rail and attempted to get at the "Extreme Icon". However, every time they were restrained by security. The Triple Threat all have disgusted looks on their faces as they all leave the ring, cutting their interview short. ]

[ Commercial Break ]

***Syzurz (C) VS Kevin Nash***
Television Title Match

Lilian Garcia: The first match up is set for one fall, and is for the Net World Order Television Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Scottsdale, Arizona. Standing 6 foot 11 inches, weighing in at 356 pounds. Kevin Nash!!!!!

[ A wolf’s howl is heard over the PA system and the Wolfpac theme is heard. Kevin Nash walks out in black leather pants with a black tank top. On the tank top it has “OUTSIDERS” wrote in red on it. He has on black wrist tape and black boots. Nash comes down to the ring and steps over the top rope and waits for Syzurz. ]

Lilian Garcia: Now, introducing the champion. From Acapulco, Mexico! Standing 5 foot 11 inches tall, weighing 214 pounds! Syzurz!!!!!

[ The new Filthy Animals WCW music is heard. Syzurz comes out from the back without Lola. Syzurz has on a black and white Rey Mysterio Jr. type mask with a silvery body suit that has black and white triangular designs all over it. Syzurz runs down and slides in the ring and the bell sounds. ]

Jim Ross: We’re underway for the European Title! The hook up, Syzurz whipped into the ropes. Nice reversal into a swinging DDT by Syzurz.

[ Nash is down and Syzurz is up. Syzurz does a flip in the air and lands on his back on Kevin Nash’s gut. Syzurz quickly gets up again and does a quick leg drop right across Kevin’s neck. Syzurz goes for the pin, 1… kick out. Syzurz gets Nash up and goes for a whip. Nash reverses and when Syzurz comes back, Nash clotheslines him. Nash picks Syzurz up and body slams him. Nash hits a two leg drops, then gets him up and does a piledriver. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Man, Kevin Nash is whooping the living sh…….

Jim Ross: Watch it, King!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: But he is!

Jim Ross: I know he is.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Syzurz better get up and get up quick. We can’t see another belt go into the Millionaires Club.

Jim Ross: Man, Kevin Nash just dropped Syzurz on his throat over the top turnbuckle.

[ Nash sets Syzurz up in the turnbuckle and hits him with a forearm. Nash hits Syzurz with several forearms. Nash then puts his boot up and chokes him. Nash, then lets go after the ref counts to four and Kevin Nash hits Syzurz with about 4 knees into the mid-section. Nash whips Syzurz into the opposite turnbuckle. Nash runs toward Syzurz but Syzurz jumps up on the turnbuckle real fast and jumps over Nash. Nash hits the turnbuckle and Syzurz runs toward him and hits a jumping splash. Syzurz whips Nash into the turnbuckle and runs and hits another splash. Syzurz sets Nash on the top rope and does a hurracanrana. Syzurz quickly goes to the turnbuckle that Kevin Nash’s ribs are facing. He climbs and does a big splash and going for the win, 1…2.. kick out. ]

Jim Ross: Kick out by Nash, this match is one of the best Television Title matches I’ve ever saw!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Maybe, but there was none greater than the one where The Rock beat Kevin Nash for it.

Jim Ross: That was a great match to, King.

[ Syzurz gets Nash in the corner and does a tornado DDT. Syzurz goes back to the top and connects with a Senton Bomb and goes for a pin, 1..2 kick out. Syzurz pulls Nash towards to turnbuckle. Syzurz climbs up and does a 450 splash. 1…2.. kick out. Syzurz gets Nash up and sets him up in the turnbuckle. Syzurz goes to the opposite one, runs toward him. He does a cartwheel, backflip, and then into a back elbow. Nash stumbles out in the middle of the ring and Syzurz picks him up for a sucky ass body slam. ]

Jim Ross: Man!! Syzurz just body slammed a man that is 1 foot taller than him and weighs 142 more pounds then him. Jesus!

[ Syzurz sets Nash up, and delivers a Russian Leg Sweep. Syzurz picks up Nash and calls for it. ]

Jim Ross: Uh oh! It’s time!

[ Syzurz whips Nash into the ropes, he comes back and Syzurz jumps on him and hits his finisher, the Flying Head Scissors. ]

Jim Ross: Pin, 1…2…3!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Yes, the pride of Mexico retains his Television Title!

Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match and still Net World Order Television Champion, Syzurz!!!!!

[ Syzurz grabs his belt and gets on the second rope to taunt it towards the crowd. ]

Jim Ross: We’ll be back with the Tag Team Title match up.

[ Commercial Break ]

***Too Cool (C) VS The Dudley Boyz***
Tag Team Title Match

Jim Ross: Welcome back NWO fans. Next up, we have a Tag Team Titlematch with the two time former champions, The Dudley Boyz and Too Cool.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: Yes! Finally, Too Cool can prove that they are the BEST Tag Team Champions in all of wrestling history when they beat
those Damn Dudleyz!

Jim Ross: Well let's get into it!

Lilian Garcia: The next match, is set for one fall and is for the Net World Order Tag Team Championships. Now coming to the ring at this time are the Net World Order Tag Team Champions, Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmasta Sexay, Too Cool!!!!!

[ Too Cool's theme music comes on. The lights go out, and the strobe
lights come on. Too Cool come out and do a little dance on the stage. Too Cool is wearing what they did in the WWF. Too Cool comes down to the ring with the Tag Titles around their waists. The two jump on the apron and taunt the crowd. Too Cool get in the ring and take the belts off and give them to Lillian. ]

Lilian Garcia: Introducing the challengers, from Dudleyville, USA. Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley, The Dudley Boyz!!!!

[ "Thou Shall Not" from the WWF is heard of the PA system. Too Cool is looking toward the entrance. No one comes out, but Bubba D-Von come out from the crowd behind them. They slide in the ring, D-Von runs toward Grandmasta Sexay and clothesline him over the top rope. He grabs Scotty 2 Hotty and whips him into the ropes. When he comes back……3-D!!! ]

Jim Ross: 3-D! Those Damn Dudleyz cheat! 1…2…3!

Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match and new, Net World Order Tag Team Champions, The Dudley Boyz!!!!!

[ The Dudleyz grab the belts and leave the ring. ]

Jim Ross: What cheaters, they sneaked up from behind!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: I know, after that 3-D. Too Cool became Too Sore!

Jim Ross: You may be right for once, King. Next up, we have Maxx Payne versus The Superstar for the United States Championship.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What a great one that will be!

***Maxx Payne (C) VS The Superstar***
United States Title Match

Lilian Garcia: The next match is set for one fall and is for the Net World Order United States Championship. Introducing first, the challenger. From Hollywood, California. Height and weight unknown. The Superstar!!!!!

[ Superstar’s music comes over the PA system. Superstar walks out from the back and to the ring. He climbs in and waits for Payne. ]

Lilian Garcia: Now coming to the ring at this time. From Los Angeles, California. Standing 6 foot 4 inches, weighing in at 295. Maxx Payne!!!!!

[ “Bad Blood” by The Matrix blares over the PA system. Maxx Payne walks out with his head starting at 6'4" with his long, tangled white hair. The hair creeps down over his face, which has portions tattooed with morbid Latin phrases. Around his neck is a gold chain that his parents gave to him as a child. Covering his upper body is a black T-shirt with the sleeves torn off. The absence of sleeves reveals tattoo-covered arms in red and green design. Maxx's hands are taped to stiffen his blows. His lower body is covered by his black jean shorts. just beneath these shorts are two very dark green kneepads. His boots are a dark black leather brand, and stretch up just short of the bottom of his kneepads. Maxx climbs in the ring and the bell sounds. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Here we go! Maxx Payne gettin' ready to kick some Superstar ass!

[ Maxx runs toward him and clothesline him. Maxx drops an elbow on his chest. Maxx gets back up and drops two more old fashion elbows. Maxx walks down to Star’s legs and puts on a figure four. The ref checks and Superstar doesn’t give up. After 20 to 30 seconds Maxx releases the hold. Superstar is rolling on the ground holing his knee. Maxx Payne lifts Superstar’s leg up in the air and drops an elbow to the inside of his knee. He does it again. ]

Jim Ross: Maxx Payne is really working on the leg of Superstar!

[ Maxx holds up Superstar’s leg and does a spinning toe hold putting pressure on Superstar’s knee. Maxx does it again. Maxx drops to the mat with Superstar’s hurt leg between his two legs like Undertaker use to do when he broke McMahon’s leg. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: I don’t think that Superstar will have a knee when this match ends!

[ Maxx Payne gets Superstar up and whips him into the ropes. He comes back and Maxx lifts him up for a back body drop. Maxx goes to Superstar and picks up his legs. He drops his knee right into Superstar’s nuts. Payne hooks on another figure four. Ref checks, no give, he releases. Maxx gets Superstar up and whips him into the ropes, he comes back and Maxx hits a spinebuster. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What’s he going for next, the People’s Elbow?

Jim Ross: Hopefully not, we saw the connection between Rock and Superstar last Tuesday. I wonder what’s up with that. Oh yeah, we found out that on the way to the hospital. The ambulance crash, Rock got even more sever injuries and is now out anywhere from two to six months.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What?!?!?!?!

Jim Ross: Yes, he’s gone for two to six months!

[ Jerry moans. Maxx had a sleeper on him, but he let go of it and has him now up for a brain buster, Maxx drops him on his neck. Maxx picks up Superstar and gives him a shoulder breaker, he then gets him up and chokeslams him. ]

Jim Ross: Maxx Payne is giving Superstar the worst beating he’s ever had!

[ Maxx Payne sends Star into the ropes, when he comes back he gives him a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Payne gives him a Snap Powerbomb and then hooks on a arm bar submission hold. He releases and gets him up. He gives him a Sky High, 1…2..kick out! He gets him up and gives him a pulling piledriver. He climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, and flies off with an elbow drop,1…2…kick out! ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Man, how much can The Superstar take, he’s been in here forever.

Jim Ross: How man, I think this is it. Payne has Superstar up, The Payne-alty! We know what’s coming next, yes! Payne is signaling for it.

[ Maxx Payne gets behind Superstar and does a lifting reverse DDT. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: It’s over, 1…2…kick out! Geez, Superstar kicked out!

[ Maxx Payne gets Superstar up and whips him into the ropes. Superstar reverses it and when Payne comes back he does a Superkick, which he calls the Shooting Star. ]

Jim Ross: Geez, Superstar showing some life. That’s one of his trademark maneuvers. Payne, stumbling around the ring. Payne stumbles into Superstar who delivers a Falling Star!

[ After the Falling Star ( Stunner ) has been hit. Payne is on the mat, Superstar goes over to him and hooks on a Crippler Cross Face. ]

Jim Ross: There it is, his finisher. The Shining Star. The ref is checking, he taps! Superstar is the new champ!

Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match and new Net World Order United States Champion, The Superstar!!!!!

[ Bret Hart’s theme comes on. Superstar looks towards the entryway holding his newly won Title over his shoulder. Bret Hart walks out. He comes down to the ring and gives Superstar a “Millionaires Club”. He looks at Maxx Payne lying on the mat and throws a shirt on him. Bret doesn’t even look at Payne, he just walks away. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What just happened, JR?

Jim Ross: Bret Hart just came in the ring and gave Maxx Payne and The Superstar “Millionaires Club” T-shirts.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Look at Superstar’s face, he just took the shirt and walked away. Look at this, look at Maxx. Look at his face, nasty! That’s one ugly face. But look at his expression as he looks at the shirt.

Jim Ross: I wonder what they’ll say? Anyway, next up. We have a LONG TIME awaited match up. This next one will be Jeff Jarrett’s first match back. I wonder how he’ll fair? As for Sting, he’s on a roll, I think he’ll come out on top.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What? Of course the “Chosen One” has no ring rust! And the “Chosen One” will become a four time, four time, four time Net World Order Intercontinental Champion! And that loser Sting. Yeah, he was on a roll. He’s on a roll to go platinum with Jeff Jarrett’s greatest hits! HA! HA!

Jim Ross: That’s not funny, King. Look at the cage coming down. Damn, this will be one hell of a match. But not as good as the main event will be!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: I know, especially when the true “Franchise” Shane Douglas kicks Hollywood Hogan’s sorry ass in!

***Sting (C) VS Jeff Jarrett***
Intercontinental Championship/Hell in a Cell

***The scene goes backstage where Sting is standing by with "Mene" Gene Okerlund. Gene is wearing a suit as he always does, while Sting is wearing his wrestling gear, and a black leather trench coat. Sting also has the NWO Intercontinental Championship slung over his right shoulder. Once Gene gets the signal, he starts the interview.***

"Mene" Gene Okerlund - Fans, I am standing backstage with Sting, just a few minutes before he has to go on to face "The Chosen One" Jeff Jarrett, in a Hell in a Cell for the NWO Intercontinental Championship. Now Sting, I know that you have been in some brutal matches, but this is your first time walking into a Hell in a Cell is it not?

"The Franchise" Sting - Yeah. But, as they say, there is a first time for everything. And while tonight is my first match in a Hell in a Cell, I really don't think that will matter. Because to tell you the truth, it just doesn't matter what kind of match Jeff Jarrett and I get ourselves into. Because the fact is, Jeff Jarrett isn't up to my level. I am by far the better wrestler, and Jeff Jarrett knows it.

"Mene" Gene Okerlund - Sting, I don't want to sound like I am favoring Jeff Jarrett, but I think you are underestimating "The Chosen One". I mean, he is one hell of a competitor.

"The Franchise" Sting - I never said he wasn't. And I agree with you. But the fact still remains, I am by far, the better wrestler. It really doesn't matter if Jeff Jarrett is "The Chosen One" or not. One thing he isn't and still won't be after tonight, is the NWO Intercontinental Champion.

"Mene" Gene Okerlund - Seeing as how this is Jeff Jarrett's first match back in the Net World Order, don't you think that he is going to try and make an example out of you?

"The Franchise" Sting - Yeah, I bet that is just what he is planning on. But, he has another thing coming. Because in the three months that he has been gone, things have changed. Before he left, he was known as the greatest Intercontinental Champion. But not now. Now I am the NWO Intercontinental Champion, and I don't plan on dropping this belt anytime soon. Even if that doesn't fit in too well with Jarrett's plans.

"Mene" Gene Okerlund - Any last minute words for "The Chosen One" Jeff Jarrett before you defend your NWO Intercontinental Championship against him?

"The Franchise" Sting - Jarrett, you thought that when you came back to the Net World Order, that you and your Triple Threat buddies would be running the show. But that's not the case. Because while you, and The Sandman left, myself, and Hollywood Hogan stayed with the NWO. And while we stayed here, we made some changes of our own. For one, The Millionaires Club was born. And whether or not you like it, The Millionaires Club runs things around here now days Jarrett.

And if you don't like it, well than that's just too god damn bad! Because we are the Net World Order. You, Sandman, and Douglas, are the past. Myself, and the rest of the Millionaires, are the present, and the future.

Jarrett, I hope your ready. Because it's ShowTime folks!

***Gene gets that little look of shock he always does when someone yells as Sting walks towards the entrance way to make his way out to the ring.***

Lilian Garcia: The next match is set for one fall and takes place in the “Hell in a Cell” and is for the Net World Order Intercontinental Championship! Introducing the challenger, from Nashville, Tennessee. Standing 6 foot 1 inch, weighing in at 230 pounds. He is accompanied by Debra, Jeff Jarrett!

[ The “Cowboy” remix by Kid Rock comes on. Jeff Jarrett comes out from the back with his usual ring attire on but with the lime arrows. Debra has on a pink stripper/business woman suit on. Jarrett and Debra go to the ring and go through the door in the cell and wait for the champ. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What? Debra’s in the cage?

Lilian Garcia: Now coming to the ring at this time, the Intercontinental champion, from Venice Beach California! Standing 6 foot 2 inches, weighing in at 252 pounds. Sting!!!!!

[ “Seek and Destroy” by Metallica blares over the PA system. The lights go out. Sting walk out from the back dressed in his usual attire. He stops on the stage and gives a loud “WHOOO!” Sting runs down to the ring and goes through the door. He slides in the ring and knocks Jarrett down. Jarrett slowly for some reason gets up slow, but he low blows Sting. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Man, look at Debra’s puppies. Like Tony the Tiger would say, THEY’RE GREAT!!!!

Jim Ross: You should just stick to cats, King. Jarrett and Sting hook it up. Jarrett with the single arm takeover. Sting back to his feet. These two are ready, King.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: They definitely are. Sting just slapped Jeff Jarrett in the face! Jeff Jarrett is livid!

[Jarrett sends Sting into the ropes and nails Sting with a fist to the midsection.]

Jim Ross: Cheap low blow by Jarrett, he’ll do anything to win! Sting rolls to the outside.

[ Jarrett follows Sting out. Jarrett gets out there and slams Sting’s head into the cage. Sting quickly regains his composure and elbows Jarrett in the gut. They both roll back into the ring. Sting throws Jeff Jarrett into the ropes and gets ready to give a back flip, but Jeff Jarrett stops in time and delivers a spinning neck breaker. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Jeff Jarrett sets Sting up, snap suplex! “The Chosen One” will win his rightful Intercontinental Title!

Jim Ross: You may be right, King! Jarrett is showing no “ring rust” at all. I thought he would. Jeff Jarrett gets Sting in a running bulldog! Jarrett goes for the cover, hooks the leg, one, two, no! Sting kicks out!

[ Jeff Jarrett lifts up Sting and delivers a body slam. Jeff Jarrett’s looking just a little shaper as he hits a snap mare takeover and applies the chin lock. Sting fights his way to the ropes to break the hold. Jarrett shoves back the ref and pounds on Sting even though he is in the ropes. Jarrett pulls Sting to his feet, tries to whip him into the ropes. ]

Jim Ross: Sting blocks it, reverses and sends Jarrett into the ropes. Leapfrog, drops down and sends Jarrett flying to the outside!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Debra now making sure that Jarrett isn’t hurt. Here comes Hart, no! Don’t hurt the puppies!

[ Sting gives a glare to Debra as she backs away from the scary man. He picks up Jarrett and puts him over his shoulder. He runs and rams Jeff Jarrett’s head into the steel cage. Sting does this two more times and drops Jeff. Sting picks up Jarrett’s legs and kicks Jarrett in the nuts and says “There’s your SlapNuts, Boy!” Sting hooks Jarrett’s legs and flips him over for the catapult right into the cage face first. Sting gets back up and slams Double J’s head into the cage. He then slides Double J back in the ring. ]

Jim Ross: Sting now drops an elbow. Sting placing Jarrett’s leg on the bottom rope, what in the hell is going to do now?

[ Sting jumps up and sits down on Jarrett’s leg. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Sting softening Jarrett up for the Scorpion Death Lock.

Jim Ross: Sting also taking away Jarrett’s strength, and that’s his legs that he uses for the figure four.

[ The ref pulls Sting away now as Jarrett slides back outside. Jarrett hobbles around the ring to gain some time to rest. Debra jumps up on the apron on the far side of the ring.]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Debra, oh Debra! Your puppies!

[ Sting looks at her but it doesn’t affect him. He just looks away and goes outside. He is walking up behind JJ quickly and when he gets there JJ throws back his elbow and hits Sting in the midsection. Jarrett grabs Sting’s head and bulldog’s him on the mat. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What’s he doing?

Jim Ross: It looks like Jeff is pulling up the mat’s at ringside exposing the concrete ground. Uh oh, he just DDT’d Sting on the exposed floor!

[ Jeff Jarrett gets Sting up and slams Sting’s head into the ringpost. He slides Sting back in the ring and follows. He goes to whip Sting. Sting comes back and Jarrett goes for a clothesline. Sting ducks it and when Jarrett turns around Sting kicks him in the gut. Sting then gives Double J two big chops in the chest and he whips Jarrett into the turnbuckle. ]

Jim Ross: Sting in the opposite turnbuckle. He runs, Stinger Splash! He’s back again, Stinger Splash! One more time, Stinger Splash!

[ Sting in control in this match-up now. Sting delivers a German suplex. Sting is systematically taking apart Jeff Jarrett. Sting once again pulls Jarrett to his feet. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Jarrett very woozy here. I don’t think Jeff knows what country he’s in!

Jim Ross: King, I don’t think Jarrett knows what continent he’s in! Sting simply toying with Jeff at this point. Sting is looking good out there! I think Jeff Jarrett’s “ring rust” is starting to come into play now.

[ Sting looks like he is going for the Scorpion Death Drop as Debra once again steps up on the apron. Sting locks Jarrett’s head under his arm, but the ref is distracted by Debra. Sting and the ref are both looking at her. Sting is getting ready to drop him and Debra whistles. Sting looks over and she took off her top. She has on her bra now. She leans over the top rope and all of a sudden there is a nipple slip. Sting lets go of Jarrett and stares at Debra. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Oh my freakin’ God, JR! Nipple Slip! Nipple Slip! Puppies Nose! Puppies Nose! Puppies Nose!

[ Jarrett slides out and goes to get his guitar. The fans erupt as they see Bret Hart run out from the back. Hart has metal cutters and cuts the lock off. He runs in the cell. Jarrett is in the ring now waiting for Sting. Hart slides in and nails Jarrett over the head with the cutters. He goes to awaken Sting. Hart quickly gets out. ]

Jim Ross: Oh my god! Bret Hart just came in and nailed him over the head with those cutters! Holy Shit! Sting now is getting the ref’s attention. Sting drags Jarrett out to the middle of the ring and hooks on the Scorpion Death Lock.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Oh no! Come one “Chosen One”! Don’t lose to this franchise wanna-be!

[ The ref lifts Jarrett’s arm, it falls. He does it again, it falls. One more time, it falls!! The bell sounds!! ]

Jim Ross: YES!!!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: NO!!!

Jim Ross: Yes, I knew Sting could do it. He has successfully beat probably the best former Intercontinental Champion!

Lilian Garcia: The winner of this match, and still Net World Order Intercontinental Champion, Sting!!!!!

Jim Ross: What an exciting match up that was! That was great!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: If you think that was great. What till the next one where Shane Douglas will whoop the living HELL out of the old one, Hollywood Hogan. And it’s street fight rules!!!!! IT'S NEXT!!!!!

[ Commercial Break ]

***Shane Douglas VS Hollywood Hogan***
Street Fight Rules

Lilian Garcia: The next match up is set for one fall and is set for Street Fight Rules! Coming to the ring at this time, from Venice Beach, California. Standing 6 foot 7 inches tall, weighing 295 pounds! Hollywood Hogan!!!!!

[ “Voodoo Chile” by Jimmy Hendrix blares over the PA system. Hulk Hogan walks out from the back with the usual black and white attire on. Hogan walks slowly to the ring playing the “guitar”. He gets in the ring and flexes his muscles for the crowd. ]

Lilian Garcia: Now making his way to the ring, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Standing 6 foot 1 inch, weighing 248 pounds. Being accompanied by Francine, Shane Douglas!!!!!

[ “Perfect Strangers” by Deep Purple is blared over the PA system. Shane Douglas and Francine walk out from the back. Douglas has on yellow and black wrestling tights and boots and a yellow and black robe. Douglas and Francine make it to the end of the ramp way when “American Bad Ass” by Kid Rock blares over the PA system. Both Hollywood and Douglas look toward the entrance way. Andy Brown, former NWO President, comes walking out. Andy Brown stops at the top of the stage and has a few documents in his hands. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Who’s that?

Jim Ross: That’s former NWO President, Andy Brown.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Well what’s he doing here if he quit?

Jim Ross: King, last time he was fired. I’m not sure what he’s doing, let’s listen up.

Andrew Brown: First and for most, before anything else is said……TAKE A LOOK AT THE NWO’s NEWEST PRESIDENT!!!!!!!

[ The fans go wild and Douglas and Hollywood both get a strange look on their face and look at Andy. ]

Andrew Brown: Yes, that’s right. Shawn Hall has quit, and I’m the new President. Now, I have a couple announcements. First, this Tuesday night we’ll see The Sandman versus Bret Hart. Well, I’m making that a Hardcore rules match. Second, this Tuesday night we will see Kevin Nash and Scott Hall, the Outsiders taking on Shane Douglas in a special, handicap match!

[ The fans go wild and Douglas is pissed. He starts to walk towards Andy. ]

Andrew Brown: Hold it right there big boy, if you come any closer. Not only will I be forced to kick your ass!! You’ll be suspended for sixty days! Now, this Tuesday night we will also see the man in the ring, Hollywood Hogan take on Jeff Jarrett! Now, I’ve had some questions concerning the June Pay Per View, Hawaii Havoc Beach. Well, it will take place July 2. And we will still have a July Pay Per View on the last Sunday of the month. Let’s see, I have some documents in my hand right here, and I’m going to read this one.

Now, the main event will be a six man match. Which means there will be two guys in the ring and one guy beside each turnbuckle. This will be an elimination match. This special match will be called “From Hell to Ladders”. The reason being, is because not only will this take place inside of a Hell in a Cell. But after four men are eliminated, there will be two men left. If you can’t add, that’s how many. I was just telling Shane here because we all know he can’t! But, the reason this is so important is because, the Net World Order Heavyweight Championship will be hanging from the top of the cell. And when it comes down to two men, the Cell will stay, but it will become a ladder match!!!! But I’m sure you’re all wondering, just who will those six men be. Well, here they are number one, Hollywood Hogan! Number two, Shane Douglas! Number three, Rampage! Number four, Jeff Jarrett! Number five, The Sandman. Now you’re all wondering who the sixth man will be…..just wait till. Now, let’s get ready to rumble!!!!

[ Shane Douglas turn around and walks back towards the ring. Andy Brown starts to walk backstage, but he turns around. ]

Andrew Brown: Oh yeah, Mr. Douglas, Mr. Hogan. I have one more announcement. There is going to be a special guest referee for this match and this man will be the sixth man in the match. The special guest referee is…………………………TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross: Oh my god! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Holy crap! Look at Shane Douglas and Hollywood’s reaction!

[ The fans pop enormous. It’s by far not only the loudest pop of the night, but the loudest in NWO history! Shane Douglas and Hollywood Hogan are both going hysterically. “My Time” is blared over the PA system. The lights go out and the strobe lights come on. Triple H walks out from the back wearing black tear aways with the white stripes up the side. He has on a referee shirt with the sleeves cut off. He also has on white wrist tape. Triple H takes a drink of water and walks towards the ring. He walks past Shane Douglas still in shock and Triple H spits the water in his face and says “Get in the damn ring now!” Shane slowly goes to the ring pulling his hair. Triple H climbs in the ring and signals for the bell. ]

Jim Ross: Here we go! The Main Event! I can’t believe Triple H is back! Hogan and Douglas are mouthing off face to face. Hogan just pushed Douglas away.

[ Douglas and Hogan are getting ready to hook up when Hogan says “Screw wrestling, lets brawl!” Hogan picks up a ring bell that’s in the ring and nails Douglas over the head with it. Douglas is down and Hogan drops the bell. He drops three “old fashion” elbows on Douglas. He picks Douglas up and whips him into the ropes. Douglas comes back and there’s a back body drop. ]

Jim Ross: Hogan picking up a chair and smacking Douglas with it twice.

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What’s he doing?

Jim Ross: Hogan now, is getting a table from underneath the ring and setting it up. Hogan slides back in the ring.

[ Hogan gets in the ring and whips Douglas again. Hogan is right in front of the ropes. Douglas comes back and Hogan does another back body drop. This time, over the ropes and through the table. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Oh no! Come one Franchise! Get up!

[ Douglas gets to his knees when Hogan gets out of the ring. Douglas starts to crawl on all fours around the ring. Hogan starts to follow him. When Hogan gets behind him, Douglas swings his leg up and hits him in the nuts. Douglas is up and pounds on Hogan’s head. Douglas whips Hogan into the ring stairs and Hogan hits it and flips over. Shane Douglas gets on the ring apron. When Hogan gets up Douglas runs and jumps off the apron and hits Hogan in the chin with an elbow. Hogan falls back to the ground and Boston Crab. Triple H pulls him off and says, “You can only win this match by pin fall, so get the [bleep] off him!” ]

Jim Ross: Triple H just told Shane Douglas that you can only win by pin fall.

[ Douglas picks Hogan up and puts on an abdominal stretch. ]

Triple H: What the hell did I tell you?

[ Douglas releases and clothesline Hogan down. Douglas brings Hogan up from the ground and does a European Uppercut then hits a body slam. Douglas does a leg drop across the throat and goes for a pin, 1……….kick out! ]

Jim Ross: Douglas is pissed at Triple H!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: I would be too! Did you see how slow that count was?

[ Douglas hits Hogan in the head and does an elbow to the back of the head. Douglas puts Hogan over his shoulder and carries him to the area beside the stage. Douglas drops Hogan and does a front Russian Leg Sweep. ]

Jim Ross: Douglas setting up a table, Douglas gets Hogan up, piledriver through the table. The pin, 1………….2 kick out!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: That was a REALLY slow count, that should have been three! Douglas should be the winner!

[ Douglas goes to hit Triple H but Triple H blocks it and smacks Douglas back says… ]

Triple H: Get back to f**kin’ wrestling before I kick your ass, boy!!

[ Douglas picks up Hogan and does a Suplex. Douglas picks up Hogan and takes him to the ramp way. Douglas does a body slam on the ramp and he picks Hogan up again and takes him to the stage. Douglas nail Hogan in the head again. Douglas kicks Hogan in the gut and sets him up.]

Jim Ross: POWERBOMB!!! On the stage, that HAD to hurt like hell!!!!

[ Douglas does a Pittsburgh Plunge and covers, 1……….2…… kick out! Douglas is really pissed now and he calls for the Belly to Belly. ]

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Yes! The “Franchise” will end Hogan now!

[ Douglas gets Hogan and does a Belly to Belly suplex, but Hogan flies off the stage and hits the floor below some 10 to 15 feet down. ]

Jim Ross: HOLY HELL! Hogan just broke is back in two!!!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: YES!! That’s GREAT!!!!

Jim Ross: No it’s not, King! It’s not funny!

[ Douglas quickly runs half way down the ramp and over to Hogan. Triple H follows. Douglas gets next to Hogan and turns to Triple H. ]

DOUGLAS: You better f**kin’ count this right, Hunter!!!!

[ Douglas gets ready to pin Hogan…but Triple H kicks Douglas in the gut and pedigrees him. ]

Jim Ross: PEDIGREE ON SHANE DOUGLAS!!!!!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: Oh God! “The Game” just pedigreed Shane Douglas!

Jim Ross: Triple H is pulling Hogan over on Douglas, 1..2..3! Hogan won!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: GOD!

[ After Hogan regains his senses he gets up and looks at Triple H. Hogan offers his hand, but Triple H kicks him in the gut and pedigree him ]

Jim Ross: PEDIGREE ON HOGAN!!!!

Jerry “The King” Lawler: What?!?!? Who’s side is Triple H on?

Jim Ross: Who knows, King! But we’re out of time! We’ll see you Tuesday, on Overload!

[ The scene goes off with Triple H standing over Hogan and Douglas raising his arms in the air, then the scene goes black and the “nWo” logo comes on and fades off. ]