[The scene begins as Monday Night Carnage hits the airwaves live from the sold out Pittsburgh Civic Center in Pittsburgh PA. After the pyro show to start everything off, the scene then goes down to Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler at ringside.]
Jim Ross - Welcome fans, to the sold out Pittsburgh Civic Center for another edition of Monday Night Anarchy! And King, just by looking at the run down for tonight's card, you can bet that this is going to be a barn burner leading into Deception Under Intention this Sunday Night live and only on pay per view!
[Just after Jim Ross gets in one of his mandatory plugs for the upcoming ppv, "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit begins playing over the arena's loud speaker system.]
Jim Ross - Oh come on! Not these jack asses again!
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Ross! Would you shut the hell up! That is the boss your talking about, do you want to get us both fired?!?
[The fans begin chanting asshole as soon as CEO Shawn Hall makes his way out from the back, along with George by his side. They are followed by Triple H and Chyna. The four hated NWO stars make their way to the ring, all climbing in one by one. Hall pulls a mic out from inside of his jacket pocket as "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit fades out.]
CEO Shawn Hall - Now I know, that all of you people, love me, just like I love each and every one of you. And you should! But if I can be serious for a minute, I want to talk a little bit about the group of people you see standing before you. CEO Hall. George. Triple H. And Chyna. We are, The Corporation. But believe me, this is not the final grouping of superstars. We will have much, much more to come. And that will all begin, this Sunday Night at Deception Under Intention! And speaking of this Sunday, I have another announcement to make. In the main event, there will be a special guest referee. And that special referee, is going to be the greatest NWO Champion of all time, "The Game" Triple H! And Triple H is going to make sure that the main event goes down with out a hitch! This is the dawn of a new era in the Net World Order, and this is an era, that I run! That we run! And if you got a problem with it, we've got three words for ya...
TOO FUCKING BAD!!!
["Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit hits again as The Corporation leaves the ring, and heads towards the backstage area.]
Corporate Avenger vs Ruthless - Rookies Match
Lilian Garcia - Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's first match up is scheduled for one fall, and has a twenty minute time limit. Intro ducing first, weighing in a 263 pounds, making his Net World Order debut, Ruthless!
["Deep in the Game" by RBL Posse hits as Ruthless makes his way out from the back, and down towards the ring. Ruthless slides into the ring under the bottom rope, and stares at Corporate Avenger.]
[The match starts off with Ruthless going right after Corporate Avenger. Ruthless nails Corporate Avenger with two stinging right hands to the side of the head, and then irish whips him into the ropes. Ruthless misses with a clothesline. Corporate Avenger missed with a clothesline of his own. Ruthless catches Corporate Avenger on the way back, and lays him out with a spinning spinebuster. Ruthless goes for the cover, and gets a quick two count.]
Jim Ross - Ruthless just about got the quick win there King! I don't think that Corporate Avenger expected this.
[Ruthless stays on the attack by locking Corporate Avenger into a half crab. Avenger reaches the ropes after just a couple of seconds of being in the hold. Ruthless doesn't agree with the referee's decision to make him break the hold, and begins arguing with him, allowing Corporate Avenger to get up. Avenger spins Ruthless around, kicks him in the gut, lifts him into the air, and sends him crashing to the mat with a death valley driver. Avenger lifts Ruthless back to his feet, and trys for a suplex. Ruthless blocks it, and lifts Avenger into the air. Avenger reverses it and lays out Ruthless with an inverted DDT. Avenger goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. Avenger climbs to the top rope and waits for Ruthless to get back to his feet.]
Jim Ross - It looks like Corporate Avenger is setting up for a high risk move here King.
Jerry "The King" Lawler - This guy sucks JR! You know he'll miss it.
[Ruthless slowly gets back to his feet with his back to Corporate Avenger. As Ruthless slowly turns around, Corporate Avenger leaps off the top turnbuckle with a missle dropkick. At the last second, Ruthless side steps the drop kick, and Corporate Avenger nails the referee!]
Jim Ross - Oh my god King! The official has been knocked out cold!
[Seeing that he knocked out the official, Corporate Avenger goes to check on the referee. Ruthless takes his chance, and slides out of the ring, grabbing a steel chair from the time keeper, and sliding back into the ring. Ruthless waits as Avenger turns around, and nails him right in the head with a vicious steel chair shot!]
Jim Ross - No! That's not right King!
[Even after two chair shots, Corporate Avenger still isn't going down! Ruthless drops the chair on the mat, kicks Avenger in the gut, and DDT's him onto the steel chair. Ruthless goes for the cover, but there is still no referee. Ruthless decides to make the best of this chance, and slides back out of the ring, and gets a table from under the ring! The fans begin going crazy at the sight of the table.]
Jim Ross - Something has to be done King! Ruthless is going to try and put Corporate Avenger through the table! Someone needs to stop this!
[Ruthless props Corporate Avenger up on the top turnbuckle and trys for a superplex through the table. Avenger is able to fight it off, and the two men right at the top of turnbuckle with Avenger finally getting the advantage. Corporate Avenger grabs Ruthless around the neck and hits Taxes Are Stealing[spinning diamond cutter] through the table! Avenger goes for the cover, but there is still no referee! Avenger has finally had enough. He grabs the referee by the back of the shirt, and pulls him towards Ruthless and the broken table. Avenger makes the cover again, and counts the pin fall himself! 1.........2.........3!]
Lilian Garcia - Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, Corporate Avenger!
Jim Ross - What a showing by both of these young stars King! Corporate Avenger came out with the win with one of the damndist moves I have ever seen in my life. This young kid has a bright future ahead of him in the Net World Order.
[Michael Graves wins the Hardcore Rules match, and R2K is warned for not RPing.]
Howard Finkle: Ladies and gentlemen, before we get to the next match, which is a rookies tag team match, I'd like to introduce to you the Net World Order Tag Team Champions.."Don't Give a F**k" by Eminem plays. Crash & Bob Holly, along with Stevie D, walk towards the ring. Bob and Crash, The Holly Cousins!!!
Stevie D: He has a mic with him already. Kill the music. The music stops playing. The three keep on walking towards the ring as Stevie D talks. Now you know something, the next match you are all about to see is more than likely going to be just one big snooze fest. The people in this match are The Wolfpac, Kevin Nash and K-Dawg. And their opponents are Montrose & Alex Mann, Mannkind.
Stevie rubs his left cheek with his right hand. At the same time, Crash rubs his Tag Team Title belt which is around his wait. Bob adjusts his, which he has hooked around his left shoulder.
Stevie D: Now these two teams may put all of you a sleep tonight, but if you don't like them as much as I think you don't like them, then you will record those two teams getting their asses kicked by Crash and Bob this Sunday at D. U. I. I'm sure you would all watch that over and over until the film gets all screwed up. The three of them walk up the ring steps, one at a time, and they get into the ring. You know what, it's almost a shame that Crash and Bob Holly, the greatest NWO Tag Team Champions, EVER, have to waist their time defending their titles against teams like Mannkind and The Wolfpac. That Mexican Immigrant and his butt bumping buddy stood a better chance against these two before they lost than these two teams do. Since I don't put t! hings nicely, I am going to flat out say it. Mannkind and The Wolfpac SUCK! They aren't even worthy of being in the same ring as the best Tag Team Champs in the NWO. The fans boo that. Boo if you must, but I know that everyone here knows it's the damn truth. The only way there is going to be new Tag Team Champions this Sunday is if Crash and Bob aren't in the match. But Mannkind and The Wolfpac aren't going to be that lucky. The Hollys will be in that match, and that are going to be doing some major ass whipping.
Bob Holly is handed the mic from Stevie D. He looks at the mic for a second, and then he begins to talk.
Bob Holly: Every point that Stevie just made is true. Mannkind and The Wolfpac are not a challenge for me and Crash. Hell, I know for a FACT that I could beat them all in a handicap match. Crash or even Steve could do the same. These two teams just aren't good enough for the only true Super Heavyweights in the Net World Order. I don't know what Shawn Hall, or whoever booked our title defense, was on when they made this match. I just hope this match was meant as some sort of joke, and not as a real challenge for us. All of a sudden, a group of about six cops walk down the entrance aisle and they enter the ring. What the hell is this?
The cops stand in front of Crash and Stevie D. Bob Holly stands off to the side with his hands at his hips. After the cops say a few things to Crash and Stevie, they are cuffed and taken out of the ring.
Bob Holly: Great, just f***ing great. This just figures. Something stupid that those two damn idiots do is going to effect me, big time. But Mannkind, Wolfpac, don't think that I won't have something cooked up for you by this weekend. I have more people here who would love to team with me than You Nash have losses here.
Holly tosses the mic away and he rolls out of the ring. He walks fast so he is up in where Crash and Stevie D are. Bob says some things to them as well as the cops until all of them are in the backstage area.
[ ~Commercial Break~ ]
Mankind vs The Wolfpac - Tag Team Rookies match
[When Monday Night Anarchy comes back from break, the two teams are already in the ring, and already going at it. Nash and K-Dawg are in total control of Mankind, and are just tossing them around the ring. The referee has lost all control of the match, and is just letting it become a brawl.]
Jim Ross - If this is any sign of what we are to see this Sunday Night, we are in for one of the best tag matches in NWO history! But who in the hell is going to be Hollys partner?!?
[Just as if he had heard his name, Bob Holly comes running out from the back, with chair in hand. Holly slides into the ring, and nails both members of Mankind with the steel chair! The referee calls for the bell!]
Lilian Garcia - Your Winners by DQ, Mankind!
[Kevin Nash looks over at Holly, and goes to shake his hand. Holly swats Nash's hand out of the way, and lays him out with a huge chair shot to the head. K-Dawg comes running at Holly, but is caught in the gut with the top of the chair, and then in the back. K-Dawg goes down to the mat as "Don't Give a F**k" by Eminem begins playing again. As Bob Holly leaves the ring, the fans, for the first time in, maybe ever, are cheering for him.]
Jim Ross - Maybe Bob doesn't need a tag partner King! He looked like he was doing just fine on his own! And it's time for the first half of our Double Main Event!
Shane Douglas vs Neil Stylez - World title tourny Round 2
Lilian Garcia - This next match is one half of tonight's double main event, and it is the second round of the World title tournament. Introducing first, weighing in a 248 pounds, being accompanied to the ring by Francine, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas.
["Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits as "The Franchise" Shane Duoglas and Francine make their way down to the ring. The fans give a mixed reaction to Douglas as he climbs into the ring.]
Lilian Garcia - And his opponent. Weighing in a 320 pounds, and being accompanied to the ring by Terri Runnels, Neil Stylez!
["Let's Get This Part Started" by Korn hits over the arena's loud speaker system and the fans begin booing the hell out of Neil Stylez and Terri Runnels as they make their way down to the ring. As soon as Stylez slides into the ring, Douglas goes right after him.]
Jim Ross - And look at Douglas go King! I don't know if the AKI is going to be able to survive the final four here King. It looks as if Douglas is going to do everything in his power to become the NWO World Heavyweight Champion again.
[Douglas takes control of the match after a front russian leg sweep. The Franchise trys to follow up with an STF, but Stylez makes it to the ropes before Douglas can lock the hold in. Douglas, not wanting to waste any time in picking up the win tonight, grabs a leg of Stylez, and drags him back into the middle of the ring, and locks in the figure four!]
Jim Ross - Figure four by Douglas! King, I think Stylez is close to giving it up here!
Jerry "The King" Lawler - No he's not! Come on Neil! Get out of it!
Jim Ross - This has got to be the first time that you are going against Shane Douglas in a match King!
Jerry "The King" Lawler - I'm not against Shane! I just don't want Neil to lose. But I don't want Shane to lose!
[Stylez just won't give it up, but gets counted down to a two count three times before Douglas lets go of the hold. Douglas lifts Stylez back up, and irish whips him into the corner, following him in with a clothesline. The Franchise lifts Stylez up, and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Douglas climbs up with him to attempt a superplex.]
Jim Ross - It looks like Douglas is going for his superplex King. This could be it! King? King? King!
[At this point, Lawler snaps out of his trance that set in when he was staring at Terri Runnels who was leaning down against the ring apron, giving The King a very nice view.]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - What Ross?!? Can't you see I'm trying to watch this match!
Jim Ross - Yeah, your trying to watch something alright!
[Douglas's attempt at a superplex is blocked, and Stylez pushes Douglas off the second turnbuckle and down to the mat. Stylez climbs to the top rope, and leaps off, landing on Douglas with a big splash. Stylez stays on Douglas and goes for the cover. 1....2.. Douglas kicks out a two and a half.]
Jim Ross - Was that ever close King! I thought we had a winner.
[Stylez stands back up, and waits for Douglas to get to his feet. As Douglas gets to his feet, Stylez bounces off the ropes going for a clothesline. Douglas ducks the clothesline attempt, and lays out Stylez with the Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Douglas goes for the pin. 1....2....3!!]
Lilian Garcia - Your winner, and moving onto the finals this Sunday Night, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas!
Jim Ross - King, I think that match showed everyone just what "The Franchsie" Shane Douglas can do when he is on top of his game. He took out one hell of a wrestler in Neil Stlyez , and hardly even broke a sweat! So now we know King, that Shane Douglas will be in the main event this Sunday Night, the only question is, who will be his opponent. And that question is just about to be answered!
Maxx Payne vs TBA - World title tournament Round 2
Lilian Garcia - The other half of tonight's main event is scheduled for one fall, and it is to determine who will face "The Franchise" Shane Douglas this Sunday Night for the NWO World Heavyweight title. Introducing first, weighing in at 295 pounds, Maxx Payne!
["Bad Blood" by The Matrix begins playing as Maxx Payne makes his way down to the ring, and waits for his opponent.]
Lilian Garcia - And his opponent. Weighing in a 313 pounds, and being acommpined to the ring by Lady Kelly, The Baltimore Assassin!
["After Dark" by Tito and Tarantula hits as The Baltimore Assassin makes his way down to the ring, along with Lady Kelly by his side. Assassin never once takes his eyes off of Payne as he enters the ring, and gets set to do battle with his fellow AKI member.]
Jim Ross - I'll tell you what fans, if the AKI isn't dead yet, this could get the job done once and for all.
[The Baltimore Assassin gets the match started off by walking up to Maxx Payne, and hitting a belly-to-belly suplex out of no where. Assassin continues with the power moves on Maxx Payne, lifting him back to his feet, only to send him back down to the mat with a powerbomb. Assassin climbs to the top rope, and trys for the shooting star, but Payne rolls out of the way with no time to spare. Maxx Payne wastes no time in getting in on the offense by locking the fallen Assassin in a figure four.]
Jim Ross - My god King! This match isn't even thirty seconds in, and already we are seeing some of the very best wrestling that the Net World Order has ever seen!
[Assassin reaches the ropes, and Payne breaks the hold, but not the offense. Payne waits on Assassin as he stumbles to his feet, and then lays him out with a massive clothesline, followed up by two elbow drops to Assassin's chest! Assassin still doesn't stay down for long, but once he is back to his feet, Payne locks him in a sleeper hold!]
Jim Ross - What a showing by both Maxx Payne and The Baltimore Assassin! Even after all of the punishment that Assassin has taken, he's not going to be in that sleeper hold for long.
[Assassin breaks out of the sleeper hold by sending Payne into the ropes. Payne misses with a clothesline, and gets kicked in the chin by Assassin when he nails the mafia kick! TBA stays right on the attack, grabbing Payne around the arm and neck, and hitting a sambo suplex. Assassin goes for the quick pin. 1....2 Payne kicks out after only two. Assassin stands behind Payne as he slowly gets to his feet, and nails The Breeze Between your Knees! Payne drops down to his knees, but Assassin picks him back up, lifts him into the air, and sends him into the mat with a nail in the coffin. Assassin stays on top and goes for the pin. 1...2.. Payne is still able to get a shoulder up to break the count. The Baltimore Assassin still doesn't waste any time, and signals for the Ghetto DDT!]
Jim Ross - Here it comes King! The Ghetto DDT!
Jerry "The King" Lawler - I love this move JR! The Baltimore Assassin is the true inovator of violence!
[Assassin nails the Ghetto DDT, but doesn't go for the cover. Instead, he goes outside the ring, and gets a table!]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - See, I told you JR! And now TBA is about to lay some inovated violence on Maxx Payne!
[Assassin pushes the table into the ring under the bottom rope. TBA sets up the table, grabs Payne, who is just getting back to his feet, and gets set to take him out with the Peacemaker!]
Jim Ross - Here is it King! It's time for the Peacemaker! Assassin lifts him up...No! Payne just let his body go limp, and Assassin counldn't lift him into the air for the Peacemaker! Payne is back on the attack!
[Assassin and Payne exchange punches until Payne kicks TBA in the gut, lifts him high into the air, and hits the Payne-alty through the table!]
Jim Ross - Oh My God! Payne-alty through the table! It's over King! Payne with the cover. Theres one. Theres two. Theres thr...No! Assassin kicked out! I can't believe it! He kicked out! How in the hell did he do that?
[Payne is in shock after Assassin kicked out of the pin, and takes out his frustation on the referee.]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Payne thinks that should have been a three count, but the offical has a different idea JR.
Jim Ross - Look at this King! Assassin is back to his feet! How in the hell is he still standing?
[Assassin waits behind Payne as he turns around, and catches a boot to the gut. Assassin lifts Payne into the air......]
Jim Ross - Peacemaker! Peacemaker! Peacemaker! He hit it King! He hit it! One! Two! Three! It's over!
Lilian Garcia - Your winner, The Balitmore Assassin!
Jim Ross - And it will be Assassin and Douglas this Sunday Night for the NWO World Heavyweight title! What a night it has been King! Fans, we'll see you....
["Perfect Strangers" by Deep Purple hits and the fans go nuts as Shane Douglas and Francine begin walking towards the ring. Francine is trying to talk Douglas out of going to the ring to confront Assassin, but Shane hears nothing of it, and pushes her out of thr way! The cheering fans get louder as Douglas steps into the ring, and goes noes to chest with The Baltimore Assassin. The show goes off the air as the two look like they are about to exchange punches!]