"Real Solution" hits as Weapon X and Venom step out. "Up In Here" blast and D'lo and M1 scuddle out and run down to the ring.
Dlo starts it of against venom with a knife edge chop, Venom lets out a yell and holds his chest, Dlo sets him up and Delivers another knife edge chop. Venom walks around the ring holding his chest. Dlo walks behind him and Venom (sensing that he is coming) Super Kicks him right in the Ballsack. Dlo Doubles over holding his man unit
Venom Picks him up and Places him on his shoulders and gives him a Running Powerslam and hooks the leg 1....2.. m1 Runs in the ring and tries to splash on Venom but Venom moves and m1 lands on Dlo. X comes in the ring and gives M1 a X-Plosion and Venom re pins Dlo.. 1---2---3 the Human Wrecking Machines have won
Jackhammer - "What a short match.."
Crossfire - "well thats what your gonna get when you put, obviously, 2 black guys that have very little wrestling talent, against the Most Dominate Tag Team in E-Fed History."
Kap - "i agree with Crossdresser Brother."
Crossfire - "Crossfire.."
Kap - "yeah like i said, Crossdresser brother"
Jackhammer - "fans we will be right back after these messages, stay tuned for DDB Vs Guideon"
Jackhammer - "and we are Back! Our next 2 fighters are already in the ring so lets get it started!"
DDB Runs to Guideon and Gives him a Huge Cross Body Block. Guideon gets up and spears his shoulder in DDBs Cut knocking him into the turnbuckle. Guideon goes to set him up for something but DDB pushes him down, grabs his legs, and catapults him into the corner. Guideon holds his Head and DDB kicks him in the medsecetion and delivers a Double Arm DDT.Guideon Rolls out of the Ring and DDB follows him. DDB goes to Clothesline Guideon But Guideon catches his Arm and bangs it 3 times against the gaurd rail. Guideon Runs to DDB but DDB back body drops him into the apron. Guideon falls down and DDB Stomps on him and Rolls him back in the Ring. but as DDB gets up on the apron Guideon Grabs him by the head and Gives him hangman on the ropes sending him sky rocketing off the apron and behind the gaurd rail. Guideon ges a good run and jumps on the 3rd rope and jumps over the gaurd rail and onto DDB with a 450 splash. Guideon grabs DDB by the Head and Walks him up the ramp. DDB elbows Guideon 3 times in the ribs and pushes him into the gates on the side of the ramp and vertical suplexes him on the ramp and covers him and the ref counts.. 1---2-- Nope, guideon got the shoulder up DDB goes to pick him up abd guideon Leg Sweeps him on the steel ramp, they get up to the Georgia Tron and start fighting on the side. HERE COMES CRUSH!! CRUSH STARTS PUNCHING ON DDB TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE PLATFORM TO THE FLOOR 15 FEET BELOW!! BOTH MEN ARE GOING AT IT AND CRUSH ACCIDENTLY ELBOWS GUIDEON IN THE JAW CATCHING HIM OFF GAURD!!!!! OMG!!!! GUIDEON FELL OFF THE PLATFORM AND CRASHED TO THE CONCRET GROUND BELOW!!! HERE COMES DDD!!! DDD WITH A HEEL KICK TO CRUSH KNOCKING HIM DOWN THE RAMP ROLLING. DDB TRIES TO HIT DDD BUT DDD DUCKS AND GIVES DDB A SNAP MARE TAKING HIM OFF THE PLATFORM LANDING BESIDE GUIDEON!!!! GUIDEON INCHES HIS WAY OVER VERY, VERY, SLOWLY TO DDB.. HE GETS CLOSER.......AND CLOSER.....................AND CLOSER...................AND CLOSER.............HE DROPS HIS ARM ACROSS DDBS CHEST.. 1-------2-------3!!! GUIDEON HAS WON!!
Jackhammer - "CRUSH IS BACK!!!"
KAP - "!!!!REHTORB KCAB SI HSURC"
Crossfire - "i knew it was gonna happen..."
Jackhammer - "knew what was gonna happen? crush coming back?"
Crossfire - "No the damn popcorn man put butter on my popcorn when i asked for non-buttered"
Jackhammer - "well folks we will be right back after these announcements from our sponsers"
The crowd starts to exlode as "Real Solution" hits the pa and X and Venom comes down the ramp.Then "Genie In a Bottle"hits and and BFACEM and Red Taint come out.they stop at the bottom of the ramp and looking ar their opponets They high five eachother and run toward the ring. They slide in and immediatly X and Venom attack.Venom throws Red Taint out of the ring.BFACEM and X battle inside the ring.Red Taint and BFACEM get seperated and put in their respective corners while X and BFACEM continue to battle.X knocks BFACEM down and Continues to pummel him.The fans start chanting "X-X-X" .X hits a DDT and pins him.1....2...Kickout by BFACEM.X gets up and tags Venom who takes his turn beatin on BFACEM.He stomps him over and over.He picks him up for a Piledriver but he drops down and delivers a LowBlow.he delivers an Atomic Drop which got an "ohhhhhhhhhh"outta the crowd.BFACEM and Venom are exchanging rights and lefts when BFACEM Spears Venom.Venom and BFACEM are down.BFACEM gets up first and locks an armbar on Venom.he twists and turns until Venom gets the ropes.Venom gets up and PimpSlaps Mark.Venom throws Rage into the ropes but they both try a closeline and knock eachother down.Their both out and trying to get to their respective partners.Venom tags X who comes in but then BFACEM dives and tags Red Taint who comes in.X tries backing up but Red Taint attacks him.hes giving him the boots and rights and lefts.The crowd is going nuts at this display by Red Taint.X comes in but gets knocked out by BFACEM.he throws him on the outside.he jumps over the top rope and on to Venom,thus knocking him out.Meanwhile X DDTs Red Taint.He signals for the X-Terminator but Red Taint hops up and kicks him in the gut.he sets him up and delivers the TALK CITY BUZZKILL!!!.1........2......BFACEM holds Venom off from breaking up the count.......3!!!!BFACEM and Red Taint Ronnie Chang win the world tag team titles.Venom DDTs BFACEM on the outside and runs off through the crowd.BFACEM is hurt.Wait whats this?Spacecookie is coming down.sHe picks BFACEM up and starts carrying him and delivers the COOKIE CRUNCH!!!!!!
Jackhammer - "dear God! BFACEM and RED TAINT ARE OUR NEW WORLD TAG CHAMPIONS!!"
Kap - "you gotta love that little red Tainted Jap Brother"
Crossfire - "Red.. Taint.. The Hell Kinda name is that?"
Jackhammer - "thats Ronnie's Name, Next up is The Main Event! {Scene shows Lil Shot walking down the hall and the screen splits showing Count Puppy walking in a different hall} Up Next!"
Count Puppy comes out to the ring followed by Lil Shot. He enters the ring and his pyro explodes as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. He stands in the center of the ring and shows off again. Now Lil Shot goes over to referee Terry Lee and asks him to inspect Puppy. Puppy is reluctant but allows anyway then tells the ref to check Lil Shot. He allows him but smacks him on the head when he inspects his chest area. The rings the bell and this match is under way. Lil Shot struts around as Puppy coaxes him in by raising his arm and hand. Shot steps up cautiously and looks to the crowd to see if he should. The are chanting so he does. As he reaches, Puppy kicks him in the gut. He follows with a swift punch to Lil Shot's forehead. He drops to a knee. Puppy springs off the ropes and drop kicks Lil Shot. Shot goes backward, then rolls out of the ring to regroup. He jumps back up on the apron as Puppy taunts him back in the ring. Shot now hops back into the ring and the two square up again. They tie up and Shot takes the offensive this time with a full arm drag and twist. Shot now wrenching up on it. He is bending over to keep the hold as Puppy tries to fight it off. Puppy reaching back, grabs the back of Shot's neck and snapmares him over his shoulder onto his back. Puppy stands, and jumps up landing on his ass with his leg across shot's throat. Cover.....1.....2..... Shotkicks out and Shot stands up and goes over to the corner. Puppy working his way now back to a vertical base, but holding his lower back. As he stands up, here comes Shot with a clothes line. As he passes through him he runs into the corner, grabs the ropes and jump spins and lands on the top rope. Gaining his balance he comes off and delivers the elbow to the chest of Puppy and rolls off. Puppy now struggling to get to the ropes as Shotsprings off the ropes and frog splahes onto him. Cover.....1.....2....... Puppy just barely makes the 3 count as now Shot is in the refs face arguing what may have been a slow count by Terrylee. Puppy working his way back up, grabs an unattentave Shotand spins him around. Kick to Lil Shot's gut, and Puppy sets him up for the SUGAR IN THE COFFEE. Lil Shot blocks the first attempt. He picks him up and flips her over his back. Puppy jumps up and comes at Shot, but he gets him and delivers the Sidewalk Slam. Shot now posing to the crowd as Puppy struggles for everything he can get. He makes it to a knee and Shot grabs him in a kneeling armbar submission. Puppy now riving in pain... Wait...who is that commming through the crowd. Its RENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. He comes down to the barrior and leaps over and stands next to the ring. Puppy is signaling to him like he knows who it is. Lil Shot lets go and goes to the ropes and taunts him to get into the ring. The Reno jumps up on the apron and gets nose to nose with Lil Shot. While Lil Shot is detained, Puppy rolls up Shot... Cover.....1.....2..... Shot kicks out just in the nic of time and Reno hops back to the floor. Puppy now requesting Reno's assistance in the ring. Shot setting him up. Renopoints to Shot Lil Shot turns around...RENO DDT... Cover by Puppy.....1.....2..... NO Shot kicks out and this match will continue. Puppy picking Shotup by the hair. Stiff punch to the chin. Followed by another that rocks Shot back against the ropes. Puppy with the irish whip sends Shotacross the ring, springing back, ducking clothesline,Puppy springs off again, leapfrog, Shotstops mid stride, Puppy stands up...SUPER KICK and Puppyis down. Cover.....1.....2................. The referee is now outside the ring trying to get rid of Reno who got up on the apron again during the count. Terry puhes Reno back as another referee comes out... Cover.....1.....2...... Puppy kicks out as the new referee Larry Lee takes controll of the match. Outside the ring, Renokicks referee Terry in the gut and delivers a Stunner type move on him. Terry lands face first on the cold hard floor and is out cold. Shot, involved with the referee over his count is not aware that Puppy is back up...he turns around...NAIL IN THE COFEE agiain and Lil Shot is down. Cover.....1.....2.....3 And Count Puppy has won this battle,and the IC title
Jackhammer - "NEW IC CHAMPION!!!!!! NEW IC CHAMPION!!!!!! NEW IC CHAMPION!!!!"