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| An Exclusive Underground Interview With Blades
A bada bing, folks....I was
reading some harshish words from Dead Bang, not quite
pronouncing my name right....well allow me to do what
my four year old does...it is RA....V....OL....E, now
put it all together....come on now you can do
it....that's right, Ravioli....see, even someone that
names himself after his sex life can say it...now
enough with da bustin' chops....it's time for da
interview I promised you.
A little less than a week ago, I had a set down with
one of the most influential ringers in E-Fed
history....coming from CEW fame in Cyberslam, to
running Cyberbrawls, and now making ringers lives
miserable in CWA...I'm talking about da bladed one
himself....none other than Blades.
Tony: Blades, when you first emerge into the
E-fed realm you had a character crisis....you were
Asai, Slingblade, Retroloco and Switchblade....then
you decided to reflect on one of the greatest movies
of all time, and became Mr. White. Tell me about that
transformation, and how it all stems into Blades?
Blades "As many of you know, a good character
and gimmick is a work in progress....and slowly I
worked, and molded all of those characters into one
about the time C-Slam shut it's doors....that was when
Blades first emerged...I decided then to take the
Blades character to Cyberbrawls, and at the same time,
i was contacted by the devil himself Remy Artega. He
needed someone to keep a close eye on Eric Draven, and
that ended up being my job until Remy decided to
retire. When he did, he bypassed Draven all together,
and handed me the site.
Tony: Meaning free reign?
Blades: No, and that's where the problems
started....I saw Cyberbrawls could be done a lot
better, and he refused to change....he refused to give
in am inch....so I said Fuck Him, and quit....leaving
the shit hole to Draven, and as you can see, it's now
closed!
Tony: So what brought you to Ring Wars, and
not a site like Wrassle?
Blades: That is another story in itself...I did
go to Wrassle for about a week, and the hacks over
there just couldn't get their shit right....one minute
the commissioner was praising me, and the next minute
Burnt Hitler swooped in and fined me. Burnt and I had
a halfway decent relationship before that,and i had
started turning alot of people onto Wrassle, up until
that moment. That was when it was time for me to move
on, and just so happens RW opened up.
Tony:
Did you ever talk to Arcanum about getting into the
administration part of it? I mean, you seem to have
all of the credentials.
Blades: No, Arcanum and I talked several times,
but I told him that I wanted to have fun again, and
not be pressured or pestered by a bunch of hacks!
Tony:
Speaking of hacks, what is your thoughts on the
current roster of Ring Wars.....people like Dozer,
Sierra, and Golden Boy, to say a few?!?
Blades: Is it possible for you to not mention
those names? I mean Sierra, I created....I brought her
here and gave her the knowledge and the tenacity to
beat anyone....then she wanted to step up to me,
because she won some little title, only to be schooled
once again? And Golden Bitch, he has been beat by me
more times than my own penis...
Tony:
Whoa now, don't get off on Wangs.....so what about
Dozer or a Triple X?
Blades: Triple X is my best friend in this
game, him and i go way back, when we first started
feuding, and decided we would both get more sleep if
we just become friends, and that is the pact we
made...
Tony:
You seem to be evading my question....what about
Cherokee or Dozer?
Blades: Evading? Bah! Dozer is a half wit, that
prides himself on picking on the weak....his claim to
fame is being suspended from the UT finals? What kind
of happy horseshit is that?
Tony:
Speaking of happy horseshit, do you plan on taking on
DHS by yourself, like you have laid claims to, this
week at the finals?
Blades: Does a bear shit in the woods? DHS is
nothing with out Triple X....period, point-blank!
Dozer is nothing more than a watered down version of
what Triple X was or started.
Tony:
You were once DHS....what happened to that camraderie?
Blades: That punk ass, Dozer, happened....when
Trips and i talked about working together in DHS,
their was no hierarchy....we were all the best of the
best....then that next month at the finals, Dozer come
in like he was a somebody, and acted like a total ass,
and I dropped the DHS title, and went back to 187!
Tony:
So needless to say, you two will not be breaking bread
anytime soon?
Blades: Dozer is nothing more than a pimple on
my ass....you know the one that you can't get to? But
with a little work, and some good cream, it will burst
on it's own?
Tony:
Well that was very descriptive....so, do you see a DHS
chapter in CWA's eminent future?
Blades: No...not at all...I have been known as
the stable killer, and if i hear too much, or they try
to take my lime light, then I make them
disappear....look at V, look at AY....I singlehandedly
took them out, and frankly enjoyed it!
Tony:
Well, I have to say that you are one cocky
sonuvabitch,,,but I guess you get that naturally, eh?
Blades: I suppose so....is this crap about
over, I need to prepare for the finals.
Tony:
Sure....good luck, at the finals!
Needless to say, this guy is
full of himself, but it sounds to me that he has been
around the block once or twice, and that says a lot
for a man. Well untill next time, or when ever Dead
Bang gets a live laid....don't get mad....get even.
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