Just who do you think you are?!

What's your "E-Mail" address? Like I care.

Type a URL here. Because I said so. (Make sure you include the "www" part!)

Tell all the viewers at home what that page's title is.

How did you find this place?!
Not telling. I was directed here from another page. (Yeah, right!) Some idiot told me about it. Aliens -- They made me come and promise not to tell! I'm not sure, I'm kind of high right now. It was an accident. I was looking for pornography. The devil made me do it! I used a search engine. I saw the address in a public restroom. Yes. I took the wrong exit. Why do YOU care?!

What the Hell is wrong with you?!
Let me think about it. I'm retarded. I wanted to be a lumberjack! What? GRRR-BAAAHH!!!!! Nothing. Eh? A better question would be what's wrong with YOU?! I am what I am, and that's all that I am. I'm naked right now. I like to touch the bubbles. SPAM? Other.

Now what do you have to say for yourself?!

Do you have any suggestions on how this "page" could be made at least half decent?

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