Alexander James McLean

That's What Bone Sed:

• "I wouldn't get tongue tied if I met Gwen Stefani. I'd be real cool and make her ditch her boyfriend!"
• "I still occasionally smoke. I quit after Howie's last birthday party, but every so often I may have a cigarette. I've pretty much quit and my voice has come back much stronger."
• "Welcome to Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. Mr. Rogers can't be here today, so I'm taking his place."
• "You see, Howie, that's how you gotta do it, man! Howie! Howie! Yo. Yo, D!"
• "Same receding hairline!"
• "I have to have it. I was raised on it. Every day after school, from when I was in grade school, if I got an A or even a B, my grandmother was like, 'You want to go to McDonald's?'"
• "I'm not good at secrets, so don't tell me any!"
• "It's a bathtub that flies."
• "Hey Skipper! Where are we going today?"
• "Like a virgin, touch...Oh, sorry, little breath of Madonna there!"
• "Music is love, love is music, music is my life, I love my life. Thank you and good night."
• "Everyone was afraid of me cause I was such a freak. No one would come near me, they were like, 'What the hell's wrong with him? He's so weird!' I didn't fit in."
• "Bring on the women!"
• "I had my first kiss when I was 4 and kissed my next door neighbor's daughter. Her name was Jennifer. And then I ran away."
• "It's gonna be a kick butt show!"
• "I hate clowns, they freak me out."
• "I know this might sound cheap, but I might take a girl to McDonald's for dinner."
• "I never used to pray before, but now I pray every day."
• "My pants fell down and I was wearing boxers with kisses on them."
• "I believe there's a perfect love match for everyone.  I just gotta find that person."
• "Why do men have nipples??  For girls to kiss!!"
• "WOW! Emmmm! I was 16 and it was kinda weird 'cos it was more like a rushed situation. It was a wonderful thing and it was all done right, but it wasn't someone I was in a stong relationship with at the time. We actually did end up getting into one though. It was cool and i liked it. I'd do it again!"-AJ on loosing his virginity!
• "Whenever we're asked who the biggest flirt is, they all just scream and point at me.  But it's true, I'm not gonna deny it."
• "I'm a very spontaneous open-minded individual.  I'm a very caring person and a real worry wart.  I'm always concerned about people and I'm a bit like a big teddy bear.  I'd never hurt anybody's feelings, and when I'm with a girl, I'm totally devoted."
• "I shop more than most women."
• "We'll go anywhere or do anything for our fans."
• "If I really set my sights on someone, then I'll go to any lengths to get them."
• "I've been flashed from stage.  It happened in London.  This girl was watching me when I was singing 'Return of the Mack' and then she reached up under her shirt and made me lose my concentration.  Then she pulled her bra out, screamed my name, and whipped up her t-shirt and showed me her breasts.  I forgot the words and I stopped singing.  I was like, 'you lied to me' and then I saw the breasts and I was like 'Oh'."
• "I like a woman who isn't afraid to do something on the spur of the moment - like go skydiving, or white-water rafting, or make love naked on a beach in Tahiti.  Something just totally off the wall."
• "I love a girl who has long fingernails 'cause I like the way they feel on my skin.  When a girl rubs the back of my neck, and she has long nails, man, that's really nice."
• "If I fell in love with a girl, I'd write her a poem right away."
• "Always allow the girl to make her own decisions.  Don't think for her."
• "Being honest, when I see an attractive girl the first thing I look at is, well, if she's looking at me, her eyes. But, if she's not then...her booty! It doesn't matter what size it is but...yeah, I know. I'm a man! I'm sorry!"
• "I love cooking."
• "Everyone was afraid of me 'cause I was such a freak.  No one would come near me.  They were like, 'What the heck's wrong with him??  He's so wierd.'  I didn't fit in."
• "If I get a day off, I'll sleep like a dog.  You won't see me all day."
• "The vibration of a moving vehicle puts me to sleep."
• "I dreaded Easter every year because my mom made me go around hospital giving out easter eggs dressed as a fluffy Easter bunny!!"
• "I like funny girls who will pop in and say, 'Here I am!' It doesn’t matter what she looks like, though....honestly!"
• "In Germany someone threw a rock and it and it hit me in the face during a performance. I thought it was a cuddly toy or something. It caught me just above the eye. It was quite a nasty cut. I had to carry on the show, though, as it was part of a pop festival. If it had been our show, I would have got security to find out who threw it!"
• "I’m the king of hotels when it comes to not paying my bill. I’ll go through the mini bar, take all the cokes and orange juices and tell them I’ve not had anything at all when they ask the next morning. I do end up paying for it in the long run. I got away with it for a while but then they caught on."
• "Love is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"
• "No one's a virgin, life SCREWS us all"