At a Republican Party
George’s ear lobe fell in the deep
Cheney reached in and grabbed it
It was Iraq lobster!

They were at the beach
Rummie’s kickin’ sand on Colin Powell
Cheney went under a dock
And there he saw Iraq
But it wasn’t Iraq
It was Iraq lobster!

In the U.N. ocean
Colin’s air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
Powell’s in a jam
S’in a giant clam!

Spiraling down, down…
Let’s Iraq!!

Iraqis in bikinis
Iraqis on waterboards
Prison guards rockin’
Americans fruggin’
Naked twister ‘round the fire
Thumbs up fun
Bakin’ G.I. potatoes
Bakin’ G.I.s in the sun
Put on your shock and awe
Put on the giant claw
Pass the tanning butter!

Here comes a chickenhawk
There goes a blackhawk
In walked a Bush fish
There goes a Condi fish
Chased by a Rummie fish
In flew a sea Colin
Watch out for that Chalabi
There goes a Sadr whale
HERE COMES A CHENEY WHALE!!!

Spiraling down, down…
Let’s Iraq!

Iraq lobster Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo!
Iraq lobster Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo!
Oo! Oo!Oo! Oo! Oo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!